Friday, June 24, 2011

G Dragon has "world class flow"

So says a delusional fangirl in this thread on allkpop.

If you skim through it you can see me actually trying to show these girls real MCs but as with anything with delusional fangirls it was futile. I showed them Dynamic Duo and that one fangirl had the audacity to say the GD was better than Gaeko. Sad, sad world.

You can skim the thread for my real argument, this article is mainly a rap I just wrote dedicated to GD.

Greatness is a word in which GD has a no relation
Deity of no one since his generic raps offer no inspiration
Homicide of rap is what he is committing
Asphyxiation of real hiphop is an image that is fitting
Skill isn't something that seeps through GD's teeth and lips
Nonsense is spewed; value of GD's rhymes are beneath those dips
Oversold by the majority and only bought by fans
Shit rhymes and zero flow only sought by stans
King of idols but a peon to any MC
Ill raps from GD should be not be expected since his brain is empty
Large fanbases don't automatically make an idol rapper great
Listening to GD's terrible rhymes is the VIPs' fate

37 comments:

  1. i appreciate your creativity.

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  2. Glad to see you already saw the "hidden" message lol.

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  3. some of the rhymes are bad
    some of the stanzas don't seem to flow as well in speech either.

    but you're not a rapper or a lyricist so whatever, you're prolly on the same level as GD. I hope you got that 'hidden' message.

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  4. GD better than Gaeko? My heart hurts.

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  5. It's hard to make shit flow when the whole thing is centered around:
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  6. I'll admit that this isn't even half as good as the Taec rap.

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  7. ^
    I was going to mention that but I thought I'd upset you lol.

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  8. ha
    haha
    hahahaha
    hahahahahahaha
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    You did it. c:

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  9. Amongst idols, GD isn't as bad as a lot of the other rappers out there. However, if you line him up next to some of the best rappers in the world (not exactly sure who they are) he'll probably get a "C" at BEST because a lot of his raps sound the same.

    But then again, it's not like he's trying to be the best rapper out there so the VIPs who go around claiming that he's the best are just giving anti-fans more to feed off of. -_-

    Worst idol rappers out there belong to JYP and SM. What they call "rapping" sounds like talking or Kesha's singsong rap crap.

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  10. ^ the worst idol rapper is TOP hands down.

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    1. Shut up pls! Dont u see the effort they paid behind?! BIGBANG stands for Best Idol Group Believe And Never Goodbye! music wothout borders! life will be boring without music,dont make bad comment agn abt Kpop!

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  11. ^ so did i at one point. thinking about it now, i truly think he's one of the worst. sure you have the likes of amber and taecyeon but TOP has been off for 4 years.

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  12. In my Block B review thread I also stated that Top is the worst idol rapper:

    Top is by far the worst idol rapper. I know some of you are like "what the fuck is AKF smoking?" Let me explain. Minho, Taecyeon, Chansung, Nichkhun, and Amber suck too. But to their defense, they don't write their own lyrics. Top writes his own garbage lyrics and his flow is just as bad as the other lame idol rappers I just listed. The others can lay the blame on the writers, composers and producers for their shitty lyrics. The composers/producers more than likely determine how those idols rap in their songs. Thus they can't take all the blame for their suckage. Top is responsible for all of his suckage, thus he is the worst idol rapper in Kpop. I know this should have been a separate article but fuck it.

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  13. unknowngenius is trlolling hard or she'd just stupid

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  14. I don't know why you feel such a strong need to keep trashing on GD when you know he's out there for the image and for the fans. It's almost like an obsession for you. It's laughable how you feel the need to bring up the underground rappers to give them more attention and use GD as some sort of popularity boost for them. They're not the ones who boast their skills and try to bash idols; they don't give a fuck cause they do what they do for their passion and not to please teeny boppers. So why do you keep dragging this on like they would care? You'll never win against delusional fangirls minds anyways in a million years, so why do you keep wasting words and effort? Lulz.

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  15. I can shit better verses than GD.

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  16. Lol loved the rap XD And the not-so-hidden message :)

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  17. Oh and CZ TOP isn't the worst rapper according to your definition...since Minho writes his own raps too.

    So I guess Minho is now your worst idol rapper?

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  18. rooofl i read that whole thread. aghast. idol + underground rap is not comparable hahahah -__-

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  19. Minho writes his own raps? lmfao. That's terrible. Yeah, Minho's the worst idol rapper.

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  20. So does that guy from B2ST.

    But Minho...... No idea why he's even an idol. His face just looks so old to me. And he can't sing, dance, or rap. Wtf.

    Sometimes I think that these untalented idols are just idols because they're too stupid to go to college or get a real job.

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  21. Read that entire thread and had a good laugh. Esp at that chick who kept insisting that posting mixtapes on facebook meant you were "underground" and then kept getting angrier and more incoherent the more people pointed out how... stupid that was. Lol.

    Anyway, gotta thank you AKF for indirectly introducing me to Dynamic Duo. Never really listened to k hiphop and honestly had no idea legit hiphop existed in Korea, but these kids are pretty good. Got any other recs?

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  22. C'mon, don't ever call yourself a rapper when you don't write your own lyrics, no matter bad or good :/

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  23. Your thing would flow better if you take out the GDs

    Greatness is a word in which he has a no relation
    Deity of no one since his generic raps offer no inspiration
    Homicide of rap is what he is committing
    Asphyxiation of real hiphop is an image that is fitting
    Skill isn't something that seeps through his teeth and lips
    Nonsense is spewed; value of his rhymes are beneath those dips
    Oversold by the majority and only bought by fans
    Shit rhymes and zero flow only sought by stans
    King of idols but a peon to any MC
    Ill raps from him should be not be expected since his brain is empty
    Large fanbases don't automatically make an idol rapper great
    Listening to his terrible rhymes is the VIPs' fate

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  24. I'd shit on GD anyday. LOL but your Taecyeon rap was better.

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  25. you know what I notice when I read that thread on akp, unknown Youtube rappers have better flow then idol rappers...

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  26. @Anon 9:26 - Check out Epik High, Drunken Tiger, Baechigi, Outsider, MC Sniper, and Leessang. If you like those, then check out the underground scene. The Quiett, Beenzino, Eluphant, Fana, Garion, Rimi, etc. etc. The Khiphop thread at Soompi is a great place to check out.

    @Anon 9:20 Junhyung (from Beast) just rips off GD's style.

    @Anon 12:14 That does sound a lot better.

    @Anon 12:59 Yeah, the Taec rap was better. I was trying to rap around the base I posted earlier in the comments so I limited myself in what I could write

    @Rotary Unknown YT rappers actually know something about rap/hiphop so it doesn't surprise me lol. These idol rappers are just taught how to rap because 95% of them can't sing.

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  27. scusemeimsorryimreallysuchaladyJune 25, 2011 at 9:49 PM

    Oh god. Junhyung isn't even good. You can hardly understand what the fool is saying. -___- Besides, those idol rappers only have the label. What they spit isn't real. It's all baseless. There's only a select few that are on the same playing field with the likes of Verbal Jint, The Quiett, Tiger JK, Supreme Team, Tasha, Dynamic Duo, and everyone else that everyone rides the dick of in Korean Hip Hop.

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  28. "Large fanbases don't automatically make an idol rapper great"

    Amen.
    I'm sick of fans defending their oppas/unnies with popularity/sales based arguments. =_=

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  29. Wow. I once had a GD bais, but I'd never say he was that talented. He's definitely not the worst but "world class flow", "godly rapper", "raw talent"? Please. He's got a good work ethic, but the stuff he puts out isn't earth-shattering. Ugh, fans like these make me somewhat ashamed of actually calling myself a BB fan...or VIP if we must use that term.

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  30. lol I love Kwon Jiyong <3

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  31. i think with gd, he has creativity and some skill.. what pisses me off is that he tries to sing too much and not rap. his rapping isn't bad imo. go listen to gossip man, she's gone, but i love you, a boy. issue is that he sings, and now he's wasting his talent. that being said, his lyrics can definitely improve, and he's not a worldclass rapper. i do believe that he is a good rapper (and just that!), and i like how he has his own distinct flow that no other rappers have

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  32. his rapping annoys me...can't stand to listen to his voice even though he has "flow" or "creativity" and whatever

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  33. i can't be bothered to argue with stupidity and hate. When U get as popular, loved and rich as GD, pls let us all know so we can decide whether yr rap is worth listening to. Hey, why not post a link to u rapping? I'd love to check it out without prejudice.

    C'mon, put yr money where yr mouth is or everything u posted just shows itself as the bluster it is :) Go on!

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  34. Those who can't do, hate. Well done, u have accomplished ONE thing in your sad little life.

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