ELFuckers being soppy and stupid all over again over Leeteuk's enlistment

Ok, so I'm guessing anyone following Kpop news has heard that Shitteuk is set to do his mandatory service in the ROK Army by the end of this month. And ELFs have given very, very sorry-ass soppy, stupid and delusional (and funny) comments at the latest AKP article that wrote the happy news. (what can I say, they're among the most batshit of all). I should have gotten popcorn and soda for entertainment.

 

Swear to god, of all boy group fandoms out there, ELFs are amongst the most stupid alongside VIPs and Hottests, to name a few. I'm ashamed of their existence but hell, that's why this blog exists.

 

Or he comes back as a big fat slob like Kangin who stuffed up on too many burgers and pizza to cope with the depression of being unable to get over the fact that his fellow soldiers don't like drunk bastards that hit-and-run the road or bashing people at the local bar and then failing to turn up at the police station when requested to do so.

And he'll probably do a fresh round of surgery on that disgusting nose of his as a result of a heavy punch from either someone in the same unit as him or from the drill sergeants...or with a soccer ball smashing into it in the midst of a soccer game (yes, the ROK military actually has soccer teams for basically every company-sized unit or so).

In any case, I doubt he'll ever actually serve as an active soldier and even if he does, he'll probably be too busy getting hazed for at least six months. Besides, people forget within two years (minus the crazy as shit ones of course).

I think I just lost my appetite for chocolate though. Fuck.

Uh huh, you mean being a selfish asshat who's more concerned with his own popularity because he's clearly said this a lot of times while also personally encouraging ELFs to actually go to war against other fandoms (I'll bet that they'll also go to war against North Korea if he tells them to in any case conflict breaks out again - the South could use a few volunteers for cannon fodder)

I couldn't help but laugh at this shit.

He makes a big deal out of it because he knows he's probably going to become more irrelevant than Osama Bin Laden becoming fish food somewhere out at sea. And please, works harder than any other?

Last time I checked, T-ara work ten times harder than he ever did, coupling up to having the biggest rate of hospital visits. Admit it ELFs. He's an attention whore. I don't recall any other male celeb in Korea making a big fuss over their service to this scale, unless you count MC Mong's dumbass attempt of trying to dodge it a while back.

And he IS just like every other Korean man who needs to go to the military otherwise he wouldn't even be a citizen of Korea or serve time in jail - plus it's not like he's medically unfit or some shit. Just because he's a fucking idol with a legion of crazy fanatics worshipping him like he's some deity doesn't mean he should be given a lesser burden.

Why else do you think he's only enlisting now at the age of 29?

Lol. Stronger? More mature? Yea. I didn't know bulk-buying and fanatically defending inappropriate comments and skits in radio talk shows and in TV while also starting fanwars with other fandoms can be considered 'mature'. Not to mention I'm still puzzled why some of these specimens still consider the talentless Kibum as a member despite that he's been MIA for years and is probably in the SM dungeon as Lee Soo Man's personal sex slave or some shit.

And by stronger, probably making the fanaticism stronger and turning more of these batshit fangirls into zealots (no, I'm not talking about the badass zealots in Starcraft but this is what one of them had to ask regarding the subject)

And how are you going to 'protect' and 'take care' of your 'boys'? Last I recall, ELFs had proven capable of even trying to kill their own pretentious oppas - namely mindlessly stampeding towards Siwon (who probably deserved it anyway because he can't act or sing for shit) at some airport like a whole swarm of zombies on steroids...Dawn of the Dead anyone?

Hope you have fun, Siwon!!! Them ELFs are always hungry for some cock to suck (or munch) on!!

Yea, I'm suuuure he'd care about every employee in SM. All I see is just a 29 year old racist, selfish and untalented douchebag who seems to have a difficult time thinking before speaking, just like Shitdong.

Even Neil deGrasse Tyson was hit by the severe amount of delusionalism present, up to the point he had his own derp moment.

If y'all ELFs are gonna come hording here, feel free to do so :P