Monday, October 29, 2012

LEAVE LEETEUK ALONE

LEETEUK OPPA IS FINALLY GOING TO THE ARMY OMOMOMOMOMOMO I'M SO FUCKING SO SAD. US ELFS SHOULD SUPPORT OPPA AND SUPER JUNIOR ESPECIALLY IN THIS HARD TIME

PROM15E TO 13ELIEVE, 10VE THE REMAININ9 9, PROT3CT THE MISSIN9 4 (??)

YOU WOULD THINK THIS IS EASY TO DO BUT SOME PEOPLE WON'T GET THE MEMO. POOR TEUKIE OPPA IS SUFFERING EVEN ON HIS LAST DAY AS A FREE MAN OTTOKE

LEADER OPPA CAN'T EVEN TWEET IN PEACE WAEEEEEEEEEE


TEUKIE OPPA HAD ONLY ONE DAY LEFT TO RELAX IN PEACE BUT YOU STUPID BITCHES CAN'T EVEN GIVE HIM DAT WAE YOU GOTTA BE LIKE THIS

TRANSLATION:
TWEET 1 -- "Fans riding in sasaeng taxis continue to follow me up until the day before my enlistment… What should I do? They should’ve just left me alone for today…"
TWEET 2 -- "I have nowhere to go.. ㅠㅠ I’ll be going home to move my belongings."

LOOK AT HOW SAD OPPA SOUNDS. OPPA JUST WANTED TO GRAB SOME BEERS AND FUCK ME SPEND SOME QUALITY TIME WITH THE PEOPLE HE LOVES BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, YOU BITCHES HAVE TO TRY TO TOUCH MY OPPA'S DICK


LEAVE OPPA ALONE!!

24 comments:

  1. I want Zaku to make a YT video similar to the "Leave Britney Alone" video.

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    1. I will when we hit 4 million views. It will be about Antikpopfangirl (aka Chuck) and his legion of khunfused haters who think he's a woman.

      LEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE OPPA ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE

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  3. *deleted the other one cause i just wanted to test out if i can post here

    anyways -

    Is that what Leeteuk really said?
    He is such a hypocrite if he did say that cause idk if any of you guys remember but a few months ago (july 2012) he said he wanted sasaeng fans to follow him and if they were to follow him, they should come in great quantity.. =__=

    ewteuk is such an attention whore, and ELF are such a pathetic group of human beings.
    I'm in the SMTOWN NYC group on FB, and you can not imagine how much fuckery I see there everyday. There's a whole pack of them right now crying their lil hearts out cause ewteuk is leaving and other fandoms are being inconsiderate by trolling on the leeteuk tag.

    And there's this girl, god, she literally makes me facepalm, she said this about ewteuk:
    We're losing one of the greatest leaders in the kpop industry to a mandatory 2 year military service.

    -barf- greatest leaders in the kpop industry...
    yeah ok.

    I wish I can include some screenshots showcasing ELF's pathetic nature, may I? :o

    --And all these ELF voting for SJ on MAMA polls just because ewteuk is leaving & SJ's career is coming to an end makes me quite sympathetic towards them :( When will they stop letting idols/SJ oppas dictate their lives!!

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    1. Someone should call in the NYPD riot teams at the SMTOWN NYC then, just in case. And please, do provide the screenshots :)

      If I had to make a list of what makes me feel embarrassed about Korea, despite being Korean, ELFs would rank pretty high up lol.

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    2. Now I don't really like SuJu or Leeteuk as much as the next guy, but I'm pretty sure he was being sarcastic.

      Or masochistic.

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  4. I wonder if any sasaeng fans will try stalking him when he's IN the military as well. Boy that'd be fucking hilarious, trying to sneak into an army base.

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    1. I MUST SNEAK OPPA OUT OF THESE ARMY BASES THEY ARE JUST LIKE CONCENTRATION CAMPS OPPA!!!11!!! OPPA!! IM HERE 2 SAVE U!! I LOVE U1!!

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    2. On a scale of 1 to aww shit, how bad is the punishment for sneaking on to a military base in SK?

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    3. Should depend on what type of base it is, along with specific areas in each base that's accessible to civilians or not. I am aware that they're not allowed to be let in during night hours (or past curfew time) though.

      At least where I lived, one of the bases nearby was strictly off-limits because it was used for deploying/mobilizing troops and vehicles. Assuming sasaeng fans are more active during night, then well...yea. I wouldn't be surprised if the fuckers tried sneaking in.

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  5. He is going to get hazed so bad in the military hohohoooohhhh They are just going to go to town on him. And he'll probably end up being ex-communicated from being a Korean for sneaking around making twitter updates while he's in the army.

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    1. Too bad he's doing public service so once training is over, ALL THE TWEETS FOR LEETEUK

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  6. Doojoon is best leader oppa! You bitches and ewteuk/elves can suck it!

    I lurve u Doodoo!

    I think that if sj was Kry, Donghae, Henry, Hangeng(lol nevermind) sungmim and even Siwon maybe Eunhyuk id like sj, but they would probably be more irrelevant than they already r.

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    1. DoucheJoon is a sexist piece of shit. That fat bitch should have broken his damn back.

      Leeteuk's new haircut makes him look like a giant grasshopper. Good riddance.

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    2. Meh, id still hit it. But Doojoon is like the only good looking member in beast(along with Dongwoon, who looks like a gigolo)

      Stick a knife up my butt but I found Ewwteuk cute in 2006-2007 lol.

      Kind of like the guy u have a crush on in middle school, only to see them grow douchey in high school and they have some std. Omomo senpai!

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    3. Omo Leeteuk's hair style really highlights his sexy charisma botox.

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  7. I bet he's happy!!!!! "Finally I'm away from these crazy chicks!"

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  8. Can I say that Teuk is the shittiest shit in the world? No LOL well I did. I was waiting for him to actually gather whatever balls he had and FINALLY enlist man. Took this fucker WAY TO FUCKING LOOOOOOOOOONG to enlist. Am I the only one who is happy about him going? Like fuck man ABOUT TIME. IDK why everyone is mopping his ass. Come on! Heechul had more BALLS to go first. (Teuk was an ass for not going in with Heechul like he said he would. YOU PINKY PROMISED BRO Y U BREAK UR PROMIS3 BRUH?) Anyways I'm gonna be happy these two years this douche bag is in the army :P

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    1. i don't know if you are trolling me or you are serious... e_e

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