Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Jia's Boyfriend





As we all know, Miss A stormed and shocked the universe after coming out with their lastest song - I don't Need a Man. Following the successful promotion ( I think...I don't follow kpop shows lol), Daddy JAE WHY PEE gave Jia a biological sex toy. Too excited, Jia eventually shows the world her new boyfriend. Plastic smell[y] boobs/face still lingers! However, the mechanical dick makes it a perfect present for Jia! Seriously, who needs a fucking man when you have a big black mechanical dick that can pump out mayonnaise 23/7 ( 1 hour of refilling, recharging recommended). Two times the size of the average Korean Dee....even the nigga on the left was jelly. 

PLEASE TAKE A MOMENT TO VOTE!






Time to test the new poll!

Does Jia need a man?

11 comments:

  1. excuse my bluntness, i'm testing out the poll options

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    1. it's 5 years warranty. please don't say that

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  3. Jia I think you're real hot. I will be your bio sex toy. Pls respond

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  4. I'm definitely voting for sulli_fag

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  5. thanks for voting, at least i know my HTML codes are working as intended :)

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  6. That poor bear better watch it. He's about to lose large amounts of skin on his penis from Jia's shark teeth.

    I voted No. Jia would have a man if she stopped using her damn teeth.

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  7. Sullifag for Jia's boyfriend/sexslave

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  8. not even a close win...and i can't change option after coding the html...fml
    Im glad that it worked out fine though

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  9. fuck you man...i would never sniff her asshole..


    never, mmk

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