As we all know, Miss A stormed and shocked the universe after coming out with their lastest song - I don't Need a Man. Following the successful promotion ( I think...I don't follow kpop shows lol), Daddy JAE WHY PEE gave Jia a biological sex toy. Too excited, Jia eventually shows the world her new boyfriend. Plastic smell[y] boobs/face still lingers! However, the mechanical dick makes it a perfect present for Jia! Seriously, who needs a fucking man when you have a big black mechanical dick that can pump out mayonnaise 23/7 ( 1 hour of refilling, recharging recommended). Two times the size of the average Korean Dee....even the nigga on the left was jelly.
PLEASE TAKE A MOMENT TO VOTE!
Time to test the new poll!
excuse my bluntness, i'm testing out the poll options
ReplyDeleteThey won't last long
ReplyDeleteit's 5 years warranty. please don't say that
DeleteJia I think you're real hot. I will be your bio sex toy. Pls respond
ReplyDeleteI'm definitely voting for sulli_fag
ReplyDeletethanks for voting, at least i know my HTML codes are working as intended :)
ReplyDeleteThat poor bear better watch it. He's about to lose large amounts of skin on his penis from Jia's shark teeth.
ReplyDeleteI voted No. Jia would have a man if she stopped using her damn teeth.
Sullifag for Jia's boyfriend/sexslave
ReplyDeleteVoted for sullifag, bwahahahahaha
ReplyDeletenot even a close win...and i can't change option after coding the html...fml
ReplyDeleteIm glad that it worked out fine though
fuck you man...i would never sniff her asshole..
ReplyDeletenever, mmk