Thursday, October 25, 2012

[UPDATE] One Does Not Simply Reject a Fat Whore

When last we heard of our intrepid fat whore Suzy(<3), she was attempting to peddle her wares at Ian Somerhalder.

Some shit must have gone down, cause Suzy ain't happy.

"YA DON'T SAAAAAAAAAY."


On Strong Heart, Suzy publicly vented her sexual frustrations.
miss A’s Suzy also talked about her ideal type. She began to list all the male celebrities that were her ideal type in the past. She listed Kang Dong Won, Lee Min Ki, Yang Yo Seob, Kim Soo Hyun and Ian Somerhalder.
When asked who her current ideal type is, Suzy had to think about it for a while. Then MC Lee Dong Wook said, “You need to be very serious about this.” Then Suzy answered, “At this moment, Lee Dong Wook is my ideal type.” Then Lee Dong wook replied, “I can see that you’re very serious. You’re very honest,” as a joke, which made everyone laugh even more.
 OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO?

What happened between you and Ian, Suzy? Ian must have finally come over to Seoul and put a little soondae in her kimchi chigae if you know what I mean. He probably jizzed on her stomach and didn't even have the courtesy to toss her a towel.

Wat a scumbag.

"Does it look like I give a shit about some gooks on the internet?"

UPDATE 1: Got the full scoop. Ian was on his way to bang Suzy, but WHOA A WILD SOHEE APPEARED. Sohee cockblocked her HObae Suzy... #drama #RealIdolsofSeoul #Iwouldactuallypaytoseethat

UPDATE 2: Left horny and unsatisfied heartbroken, Suzy went on stage to sing about her troubles.


NEVER MIND, SHE'LL FIND... SOMEONE LIKE IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAN...

SHE'LL WISH NOTHING BUT DA BEST... FOR JEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW TOOOOOOOOOOO

'Cept Sohee, that bitch can go back to fuckin' JYP oppa cause Suzy be all up on da better dick.

11 comments:

  1. She probably changed her ideal type because she was afraid that Ian would suck all of the fat out of her body.

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  2. is because he dint reply to her last tweet when she ask "when are you coming to korea?" she probably got butt hurt because he ignore her
    Not anybody likes a fat whore especially a big time hollywood actor

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  3. It must have been hard to miss her stomach.

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  4. Will some someone PLEASE just bone her already. I don't give a shit; court her, get her drunk, just bring her back down to earth.

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  5. www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=wCHnACMHi8w

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  6. Gawd, she really does look like a fucking beaver in that pic.

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  7. Is it me or had Suzy gotten a bit uglier these days? I always thought she looked like a goddess but then I watched the recent RM episode and she looked ugly.

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  8. can't say she likes american boys...racism.

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  9. also her face is too big for my screen...what a fat bitch.

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