click read more to find out why I'm leaving this hell hole
Her fat ass fell so hard it caused an earthquake and now I'm gonna lose the ability to use my fingers. I'm typing this message with my dick. It took two weeks just to write it.
My name is not FAT ASS |
just kidding niggas...I ain't leavin'
Now for some more fun/jerk off material
Hey KIDS! It's time for 3 sentence reviews!!!!
3 sentences...that's like two paragraphs and shit!! oh fuck! |
1st review: "Ice Cream" by Hyuna.
The song was enjoyable, yet her vocals ruined it when she wasn't rapping. Video was boner worthy, but I realized Hyuna was pushing her titties together most the time---dem A Cups! I still jerked off and came when I saw Psy licking his ice cream.
2nd Review: "I Don't Need a Man" by Miss A
They keep reminding us that they don't need a man. They should just go lesbians and start licking each other's assholes right on screen. The only thing hot about Miss A is this bitch pictured---would insert my nose in her ass for two hours then let her shit on my nose while I fuck her butthole with my nose.
3rd Review: "Don't Forget About Me" by Girls' Day
Sojin looks hot making this face! |
Happy that CUNT Jihae is gone! |
Later Masturbators!
You had me scared for a minute lol.
ReplyDelete4 a minute
Delete4minute?
4minute slut?
Impressive writing for using only one body part for two weeks.
ReplyDeleteyeah I'm awesome like that
Deletethem A cup titties looks good with leather
ReplyDeleteyou think she has BIG NIPPLES?
DeleteShe probably does from being impregnated by Taecyeon when she was with JYP
DeleteWhen I saw the title, I immediately started preparing a sappy goodbye comment in my head.
ReplyDeleteTrick or Treat!
DeleteShould I still work on actual reviews for these MVs?
ReplyDeletewhat do you think, nigga?!?!?
DeleteAt least work on Ice Cream, please.
DeleteCan you get split ends on pubes???!??!?!?!?!!
ReplyDeleteyes you can
Deleteattention whore
ReplyDeletetrick or treatttt
Delete"dem A Cups!" - the kpop experience (tm)
ReplyDeleteDem Buscuits
DeleteI'll do you one better, three word reviews.
ReplyDeleteIce Cream - Underwhelming, dat Hyuna
IDNAM - Absolutely fucking disgusting
DFAM - Didn't watch, lol
haha
DeleteHow did you fap with broken hands?
ReplyDeleteput my penis in a watermellon
DeleteYour youtube screen-grabbing skills put my own to shame :c
ReplyDeletebish
ReplyDeleteYour last sentence on GsD wasn't a run-on, kinda
ReplyDeleteIMY sullifagosis and i miss your jerk off posts