Sunday, December 1, 2013

Boram, You're Relieved Of Your Position As Kpop's Deformed Dwarf




Well, I'm not so sure that people will start now, Boram. However, just know that you will start receiving a lot less shit now. Thank the heavens for Lee Hi's existence.


Jesus Christ. It looks like Yang Hyun Suk liposuctioned all of the fat from her face. Lee Hi looks like one of those trolls now.


Unfortunately for Lee Hi and Bom, YG Entertainment spent all of its allotted plastic surgery budget on Minzy's new nose. Fortunately for Boram, she's no longer the official troll of Kpop.


50 comments:

  1. I always found Boram cute not sexy or anything just cute.

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  2. Boram always looked like my mother and still does. Not ugly but I can't get a boner to that.

    Lee Hi looks like a young Diana Ross. Terrifying.

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    1. Your mother is very pretty :) Not trolling.

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    2. Just as well she was or I wouldn't be here to annoy you all.

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  3. Hi looks too much like Woo Ram, Boram's sister, in that pic.

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    1. Yes this!! I knew i've seen that face before.. It was Boram's sister lol.

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  4. All of the sbs kpop star contestants that made it in the top three look like trolls, TBH.

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    1. Dont google the winner of season 2 unless you want to become blind.

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  5. Screw Boram, the new Crayon Pop MV just got uploaded half an hour ago:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCPFK61Yu3M

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    1. I loved their new MV. It's fun and perfect. Nothing says Christmas better than Soyul firing an AK-47 at the camera.

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    2. There's that similar line to BBB, that "pop pop keu rae yeon pop, readyyy go", but I'm not gonna complain.

      I think the song lacks any christmas feel despite it being christmas themed.

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    3. I really am glad that they didnt change their style even after their boom.

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    4. I hate Christmas songs, so I really like this song. But i don't know korean, so i have no idea what the lyrics say.

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    5. Heh. The lyrics are kind of sad which makes it funnier. Here is a video with the english subs.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AciTXgI4bYY

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    6. "I think the song lacks any christmas feel despite it being christmas themed." - Which is a good thing.

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    7. :( no one likes christmas songs i guess

      I really liked AS's love3

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    8. I don't like christmas in general.

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    9. You all will love Exo's Christmas album.

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    10. Nothing against EXO, but I don't follow boy bands either.

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    11. Me neither but I like to repeat what Exo fans have been telling me these past 2 days.
      They probably think i like Exo.

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  6. She isn't called Lee Hobgoblin for nothing. Yikes.

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  7. How is it possible to lose that much weight in so little time...
    Yg probably gave her a set of p90x.

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    1. YG's trainer is a health nut, he used to hunt Bom down when she missed her workouts.

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  8. I find the troll doll cuter than the rest of the pics.

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  9. This is even more drastic than when the piggy dolls lost all that weight and became new people entirely

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  10. Screw Boram, some kind of freakish 10 minutes long T-ara MV just got leaked:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_w16GT_HPk

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    1. i wonder if that is Son Ho Joon in that MV. he's cool in Reply 1994.

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    2. Oh no i watched it.. But i don't know what to say, for now i can only say that the sond/MV needs more Qri... There's too much Hyomin which i like and i won't complain.

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    3. Word on the street from T-ara fans is that this time the drama MV sucks balls but the dance MV shits gold and is a Roly Poly beater.

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    4. The first song, the ballad, is completely boring shit, but the second song is very entertaining (also a cover).

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    5. Nice to see Lil' Boram getting some decent lines for once.

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    6. Qri looks really nice. I like the hair.

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  11. Boram ain't that bad to me.
    CL is far far worse.

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  12. Oh my GOD that's Lee Hi? I thought it was Boram! Jesus Christ that is horrifying...

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  13. What happened to Lee Hi. I thought she was cute before, albeit with a slight resemblance to a troll doll.

    On another note, a testament to those who didn't think AKP could suck any harder: http://www.allkpop.com/article/2013/12/introducing-allkpop-meme-center#axzz2mMl9wjrc

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    1. That'll be an important humour resource - not.

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    2. I don't know if AKP viewers count has dropped since the whole Ailee thing, but I take this as a way to keep readers "interested" in their site.

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    3. At least they're kind of tacitly admitting that they're hopeless at creating original content so they're letting their readers do it for them LOL

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    4. I just glanced over them and literally all but one of them were completely awful. The one that wasn't was a meme making fun of how shitty the meme center is.

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    5. I went over there to create a meme just like that and then I realised I had to log in to do it and I haven't used AKP in so long that I forgot what my login was.

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  14. Just saw the MVs (both Crayon Pop and T-ara) and I'll review both of them later in the week, maybe earlier if I don't have to take a test on Thursday (I don't know whether the final for one of my classes is this Thursday or sometime next week). I'll probably review some of the ones that came out in November that I was going to let Zaku review (he had drafts, but obviously never finished them).

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    1. Where is that Zaku guy? Is he getting his butthole inspiected by Sullifag? H'ed better make a cumback, I miss his articles.

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  15. Aren't YG girl artists generally unconventional looking compared to idols from other companies? Other than Dara, I wouldn't necessarily call the girls conventionally kpop pretty. Bom, with all work done, unsettles me the most out of that bunch tbh.

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    1. Yeah, it's YG's aim for their artists to be 'talented' instead of 'good looking'. Honestly the only YG person I'm biased to is TOP, could give less of a fuck about the others. 2NE1 is pretty irellevant to me atm anyway. Honestly, lately, i could really care less about the way idols look. Who am I to judge them when I look like an insomniatic white girl mess?

      I will agree with you about Bom though, her plastic surgery is rather unsettling.

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    2. I feel bad for saying this, but that plastic surgery makes her look like a Real Doll.

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  16. I just can't insult kpop idols because I myself still look like a sleep deprived white girl with huge ass eyes and a bulbous nose
    http://25.media.tumblr.com/715386ac438835f5be1331d6578c5b5b/tumblr_mwy6reMcKN1ryr1z3o1_500.jpg
    see?
    *shameless self promo for ugliness go

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