Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Hyuna's 2-step plan to destroy the innocence of Korea



2-step like the music genre? No! I'm not that clever! But Hyuna is very clever... or not! Details after the jump.


So what's the plan?

Well you see this song is based of a children's rhyme in Korea. Any Korean who hears the song will instantly have memories of childhood coming back to them, and anyone who is still a child will probably turn their attention to it because it is contextually familiar, accepted, and sociable to them. But then what happens? A lascivious slutfest with Hyuna has the star! So it is really a simple two steps:

1) Get the attention of every child and/or adult's inner child with something usually fully innocent and based on word and form association to understand and accept the world around them.
2) SEX IT UP!

Basically she's making people vulnerable and then turning their hearts to a love of sluttiness, or at very least a normalizing of it. To this I have only one thing to say to miss Kim Hyuna: GREAT WORK! Sluts are the best! It's so genius I wonder why nobody had though of it sooonnnnnnnnneeeeerrrrwaitaminute!!



Ah yes, the lovely and incredibly sexy Fiestar already used this strategy not too long ago. Unfortunately they didn't make a song that sounded nearly as good as Hyuna's so it didn't really catch on, so their follow-upgrade themed around threesomes and fucking all night long got blocked rather than accepted. A noble attempt, and they should be noted as the trailblazers over Hyuna, however Hyuna may be the one who figured out how to do the right idea the right way.

I don't know about you guys, but I am very excited about these developments in kpop and can't wait to see what EXID does, as we see they obviously have some sort of creative connection as evidenced by LE working with Hyuna on Blacklist.

P.S. As a personal request, does anyone know who this backup dancer is?


I miiiight have... fallen in love... a little bit... completely. Anyway she is pretty great in the MV and live performances and she'll probably get more gigs after this one with Hyuna so I'd like to officially be a fan. Sometimes dancers make twitters and whatnot so go forth my pretties fap detectives, and bring back some good info or at least a name.

11 comments:

  1. How to destroy the innocence of Korea:

    Step 1) Make Kpop
    Step 2) Repeat Step 1

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  2. The sound of a fart of the gibbon fetaured in the video >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Red

    Ass of the gibbon fetaured in the video >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kim Hyuna's face.

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    1. Man, I was thinking that those of us who thought Hyuna was fug was a minscule minority (aka me and one other dude from One Hallyu that I know) lol.

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    2. Nah, Hyuna's body is alright but her face reminds me of those creepy-ass realdolls D:

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  3. The difference is Fiestar was pandering to the hikkis. Hyuna on other says fuck that its Hyori time.

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  4. Hyuna still looks bomb, but I'm curious what she did with her face. That song is an atrocity though, as annoying as GD's Michigo. Sounds the same too.

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    1. Is that the one it reminds me of? All I could think was this sounds like GD, but I didn't know which song. Anyway, I'd fuck her.

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    2. I thought the same however I find "Red" way more listenable. And this is coming from a GD fan who actually liked Michgo lol.

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  5. What's with the huge red dildo? Is that the minimum requirements she asks for?

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