Wednesday, July 23, 2014

SM Rookies Seulgi and Irene shoved into a subunit, send a shoutout to their surgeon


This could possibly be the cheapest K-pop video ever made.

SM recently decided to shamelessly promote a couple of their potential cash cows with this little clip, accompanied by a boring song and Yuna Kim lookalike Seulgi wearing some ugly kneeless velvet pants (where the fuck did they get those?). The song is also hilariously titled "Be Natural," which is pretty funny once you get a look at the candidates for SM's upcoming girl group. It's possible that the song is some subtle promotion for their doctor and their subunit name (SR14G) means that it cost $14,000 to give them new faces. Cherish this video as it could be the first of many to express love to doctors, and if that is the case, then expect a whole album from Bom alone. 

11 comments:

  1. I have to destroy Irene's asshole immediatley. Yoona who?

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    1. Which one of the two strippers is that ?

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    2. The one with the shiny pants.

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  2. Seulgi is almost as ugly as Hyoyeon and Sunny.

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    1. From your comment , I don't think you know, nor have seen who Sunny is.

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    2. She's one of the two dogs in SNSD. I love how you defended Sunny but not Hyoyeon. lol

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    3. What? Yeah she's clearly going to be the least attractive girl in the group, but she is not even on the level of Hyoyeon. It takes a lot of work to still be the ugliest girl in SNSD by far even after all that plastic surgery.

      I'll agree she's about on Sunny's level though. Which is okay because Sunny is a step above Hyogre and at least has some redeeming qualities to make up for the face.

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  3. I ain't even mad about the video. I don't think it was supposed to be anything spectacular, it just did what it needed to do, be a teaser.

    Personally I think this group is shaping up well so far. I hate to sound like a vocal fag here, but it seems obvious the 3 girls shown so far are objectively good singers by kpop standards. Here's hoping the last girl is pretty good too, we might have another The Grace on our hands(only, you know...successful in the long term).

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  4. do the girls in this group have big ass ears or am i hallucinating from watching dumbo two hours ago

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  5. They don't deserve to debut but I can understand Sm cause they're old. They will be like BoA. Song name is natural ha hah ah they're fucking plastic. have you ever seen Wendy pre-debut? I hope that they will never be success.

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