Monday, July 14, 2014

[MV Review] Taeyang - Eyes, Nose, Lips



This song is so boring that it has been extremely hard for me to review ever since it came out. Every single person involved in this song and music video didn't even try, so I shouldn't either.



*paragraph here explaining how boring the song is because the instrumental goes nowhere*

*paragraph making fun of the music video because the director didn't even try*

*paragraph here describing something extremely disgusting that I would rather do than to listen to this song ever again*

*MS Paint pictures here*

*paragraph here about how fucking lazy Teddy has become, but then I come to understand him because the less time he spends on writing these awful songs that YG stans eat up, the more time he has to bang Han Ye Seul*

*insert my own cover that is infinitely better than the covers released by Akdong Musician and Tablo, since both of those covers sucked as well*

*insert pictures of diarrhea splattered all over bathroom stalls, because that is what this song truly is*

16 comments:

  1. I thought this song was pretty meh too at first, then I hheard the final chorus, my vocal fag side approves.

    And one of the fappable guys in kpop shirtless? Who am I to even complain

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    1. "And one of the fappable guys in kpop shirtless?" ...really? he's short and has shitty proportions

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    2. I don't really mind short guys unless they are FUCKING short lol. He has got a decent body, which is like better than 90% of kpop idols, doesn't look like a lesbian too. Idk abt shitty proportions since I like his bod still. I don't really think he's got a godly body tbh, it's just one of the best you can find in kpop.

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  2. I like the song, too bad it was Taeyang who sang it. His voice makes it hard to listen to it. Shouldve just given the song to AkMu instead.

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  3. I was expecting an article like this sooner or later. Honestly, when I first heard the song, I thought it was the dullest piece of crap/typical-halfassed-kpop-ballad, but then it kinda grew on me. It's one of two or three tracks from the entire album that isn't completely horrible. Considering this entire project took 4 years plus a delay in release so YG can dump more money into 385.937 more 2NE1 comebacks over the next 6-10 months, this is a huge disappointment.

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  4. He was cool when "I need a girl" came out but when he started trying to be black like GD did and came out with that abomination "Ringa Linga", I've lost all respect towards him. Not to mention, he was totally overshadowed by his dancers in that video.
    Now this faggotry came out. Bom must have been poisoning him with amphetamine

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  5. Wow this is like my 2NE1 "Fire" review. Maybe this should become the template for reviews of all YG material.

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  6. YG Shade continues. YG was cool...if you are 19 yr old weeaboo trying to get away from JPOP.

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  7. lol tablo isn't even on top of his game anymore and he outdid taeyang

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  8. i prefer this song to the ringa linga shit.

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  9. At least it's better than that Ringa Linga bullshit that he released last year.

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  10. It's 4:36 seconds of Taeblation...shirtless what more does anyone need? You mean I was supposed to listen to the song?

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  11. I though the song was ok. The Akdong Musician cover was better, imho. And I loved the video. My only reason for liking it is that I'm a straight woman, I admit it.

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  12. At least it's not lethal to the auditory canals like Ringa Linga.

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  13. I still haven't heard this song yet. I don't think I will now.

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