Friday, August 7, 2015

[MV Review] SNSD - 'Party'


Yeah, I know this review is as late as shit, but none of the other authors picked it up, so bitch to them. The other reason why I've put off writing this review is because I still need to continue my Sica fic, and there's been so much shit to come out about Jessica/SNSD in the past couple of months, so I have a lot of material that I need to prepare before I continue writing the fic.




SNSD came back with "Catch Me If You Can," and it sucked more ass than a tornado rampaging through a donkey herd. If anyone had any expectations of "Party" being a good song, you're probably just a delusional fuckface by this point.

SNSD traveled to Thailand to shoot this MV. My guess is so they could probably fuck some Thai ladyboys. I guess there's nothing like scissoring a "girl" that has a dick? How the fuck would I know? I've done some weird shit, but nothing ever with trannies. Okay, in all seriousness, I can't blame SNSD for going to Thailand to have some fun. Spending $25 on a vacation in Thailand is probably the same as paying $5,000 for a vacation in the developed world, but you save $4,975 and have much better weather. Sure, there's a 50/50 chance that if you try to pick up a chick in Thailand she'll be a Bruce Jenner, but the other aspects of the trip are worth it.

The thing with "Party" is that it doesn't suck. I know, it's weird, because everyone associates SNSD sucking on Bruce Jenner's still-existing cock whenever they make a comeback in Korea. "Party" is the run-of-the-mill, safe summer track. The instrumental is light and breezy — it's nothing complex, but not so basic that it's devoid of any merit. However, when SNSD has sunk to such lows, something as average as "Party" sounds great considering the group who is singing the song. The song lacks any merits, with the most memorable part being the roboticized "P-A-R-T-Y" line that runs throughout the song.

However, the MV on the other hand is great, since it finally showcases the members showing some skin. It has taken SNSD eight years to finally wear some fucking swimsuits in a music video. Did they wait for eight years because of having eight members? Am I reading too much into something like the majority of K-pop fans just to make up some kind of retarded conspiracy so that I appear smarter?

Anyway, while the song is average, it is the first song from SNSD that I have wanted to listen to more than once since I got into K-pop. I would beg for Hyoyeon to enchant a +10 Endurance spell to my penis so that I could have an orgy with all eight members at the beach.

(... I don't even think Hyoyeon has a spell strong enough to increase my Willpower high enough for me to listen to shit songs like "I Got A Boy" ever again.)

18 comments:

  1. The song is total shit. The only good thing about it is Sunny's melons.

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    1. lol, this is the funniest comment I have read all day.

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  2. It's been a mediocre Summer for comebacks, with a couple of exceptions.

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  3. Thailand is like tje Bruce Jenner capital of the world

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  4. ""Party" is the run-of-the-mill, safe summer track." - This sums it up perfectly. It's not offensive, it's ok when it runs in the background of Channel SNSD for half a minute and fits there, but that's about it.

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  5. I can't believe you thought it was decent. This is one of the most stale songs I've ever heard. It's an embarrassment.

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    1. We have arrived in an age where stale is mediocre.

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    2. Ikr??? Ffs listen to aoa, 9muses or t-ara instead, even girl's day's mess sounds alot better than this

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    3. Agreed, "Check" and "You Think" stay true to the style of snsd.

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  6. I liked the song, both times I played it.

    Do I detect an TES:Oblivion player?

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    1. She isn't a orc anymore. Changed class or whatever the equivalent is in this WoW comparison.
      She's probably really good at magic now.

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  8. The fact that this is actually leagues better than almost all the other combacks this season is just tragic

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  9. The B-side on the Party single, Check, was leagues better than the title song. They should've made that shit the title. As someone whose first kpop group and the closest thing you could call my bias group- is snsd, even I think Party was just… ok, at best.

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  10. tbh i'm hoping their comeback songs, You Think / Lion Heart, will be better than Party, both sound like they have more potential than Party did from the get go. The only problem with you think is that they might keep the fuckin' rap section, which means .... urgh.... snsd rapping....

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  11. Let's just say they're lucky they're the most popular.

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