Yeah, I know this review is as late as shit, but none of the other authors picked it up, so bitch to them. The other reason why I've put off writing this review is because I still need to continue my Sica fic, and there's been so much shit to come out about Jessica/SNSD in the past couple of months, so I have a lot of material that I need to prepare before I continue writing the fic.
SNSD came back with "Catch Me If You Can," and it sucked more ass than a tornado rampaging through a donkey herd. If anyone had any expectations of "Party" being a good song, you're probably just a delusional fuckface by this point.
SNSD traveled to Thailand to shoot this MV. My guess is so they could probably fuck some Thai ladyboys. I guess there's nothing like scissoring a "girl" that has a dick? How the fuck would I know? I've done some weird shit, but nothing ever with trannies. Okay, in all seriousness, I can't blame SNSD for going to Thailand to have some fun. Spending $25 on a vacation in Thailand is probably the same as paying $5,000 for a vacation in the developed world, but you save $4,975 and have much better weather. Sure, there's a 50/50 chance that if you try to pick up a chick in Thailand she'll be a Bruce Jenner, but the other aspects of the trip are worth it.
The thing with "Party" is that it doesn't suck. I know, it's weird, because everyone associates SNSD sucking on Bruce Jenner's still-existing cock whenever they make a comeback in Korea. "Party" is the run-of-the-mill, safe summer track. The instrumental is light and breezy — it's nothing complex, but not so basic that it's devoid of any merit. However, when SNSD has sunk to such lows, something as average as "Party" sounds great considering the group who is singing the song. The song lacks any merits, with the most memorable part being the roboticized "P-A-R-T-Y" line that runs throughout the song.
However, the MV on the other hand is great, since it finally showcases the members showing some skin. It has taken SNSD eight years to finally wear some fucking swimsuits in a music video. Did they wait for eight years because of having eight members? Am I reading too much into something like the majority of K-pop fans just to make up some kind of retarded conspiracy so that I appear smarter?
Anyway, while the song is average, it is the first song from SNSD that I have wanted to listen to more than once since I got into K-pop. I would beg for Hyoyeon to enchant a +10 Endurance spell to my penis so that I could have an orgy with all eight members at the beach.
(... I don't even think Hyoyeon has a spell strong enough to increase my Willpower high enough for me to listen to shit songs like "I Got A Boy" ever again.)