Thursday, August 27, 2015

[MV Review] T-AoA - So Crazy


T-ara made a comeback seemingly out of nowhere and abandoned long-time van driver Shinsadong Tiger and teamed up with Brave Brothers. Fear not, Brave Brothers didn't give T-ara the same garbage that he's giving to Snoop Dogg/Snoop Lion/That UCAAD in Psy's Hangover MV.

However, there's something very similar about this song...




The first impression of "So Crazy" is that it sounds like a clone of AOA's "Miniskirt" and "Short Hair". It would not surprise me in the least bit if Brave Brothers had planned on having AOA come out with this song last year, but opted for the more electronic "Like A Cat" instead and shelved this song.

I imagine the conversation between Kim Kwang Soo, Shinsadong Tiger and Brave Brothers went like this:


Essentially, if you like AOA's music since 2013, you'll enjoy T-ara's "So Crazy". It is an AOA-style song in the vain of "Miniskirt" and "Short Hair" with the main differences being the timbre of the song and the lack of iconic phrases from a "rapper". This could have been the first song in which Hwayoung would have had an actual role to play in a song. She could have been Jimin's replacement, saying shit like "The bullies are T-ara," "I likey likey this" and "My nipple is driving you so crazy."

It is nice for T-ara to take a break from Shinsadong Tiger, but T-ara has other great producers they have worked with over the years, such as Kim Do Hoon, who was behind "Why Are You Being Like This?", but at least T-ara didn't go to Duble Sidekick. DS has saturated the market with their songs over the past two years, and last summer it seemed like they were producing every song being released.

But what's a T-ara MV review without mentioning how hot the fucking members are?



Luckily T-ara bullied drighk into filming fancams because the Cyclops Overlords is making me shoot white beams out of my dick. While the Cyclops Overlord is my personal favorite, I would eat out every member's ass in this group -- yes, I'd even eat out Kpopalypse's mom's ass. Hell, I'd date Boram just so that Kpopalypse would have to call a dude half his age "dad," and I would find that hilarious.

For example, if Kpopalypse needed to be disciplined, I'd make him go to his room and fap. He would say "How is that punishment?" Then I would make him fap to Yoona and Suzy the fat whore. While he would be crying while fapping, I'd be doing his mom. I'm sure a Boram x HYSF video would be titled "White Dude Bangs Asian MLF Midget" or something on PornHub.

20 comments:

  1. Don't worry HYS Fag I's fuck Boram to. THough in my case it wouldn't be a case of milfing areound as she's only 5 months older then me.
    As for the song I like it, though in my humble (and subjective) opinion it's only good not great.

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  2. Best Kpopalypse mention in a blog post ever

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  3. More bland output from Brave Brothers, a filler song nothing more.

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  4. The outfits are great, but the song is so mediocre and unspectacular.

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  5. The last paragraph really had me laughing hard. I could only imagine what kind of pain it was to fap to Yoona the bland skeleton and Suzy the fat whore.

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  6. The two other songs they performed in that subpar KoonTV stream were really, really, really, really, really, like ridiculously good though.

    Otherwise this isn't their best comeback song but it's pretty nice.
    Also Soyeon is the star in the MV and saluting Sso in overalls is 100% perfect, good job guys.

    Only issue is, they're in the navy, booh.
    Shouldave done army :l

    (also watch A Song For You with T-ara, since it's basically Soyeon & Crew there, with her taking up all the attention in the world, and also some sublime Boram cake eating)

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    1. It's all the same military.

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    2. Plenty of differences between branches.

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  8. My favorite bit: https://streamable.com/ku8o
    and thanks for the fapcam, tha ass was fat

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  9. So the real question is; who would win in a fight between Rice Cake Queen Eunjung and Dumpling Queen Sojin?

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    1. Sojin, because she'd show Eunjung her pussy and then Eunjung would stick flicking the bean.

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  10. This review is amazing, HYSF. We need more in-depth coverage like this

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  11. Soyeon's ass! The video was hot. Have they been as hot ever? Does anyone where I can get T-ARA shorts that fit fat white dudes, other than Red Bubble?

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    1. Watch "I Go Crazy Because Of You," but watch the live performances. That was the first T-ara "seizure" MV.

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    2. They were hot in that, especially Eunjung's tight ass low rider booty pants. But I think they are hotter in So Crazy. I meant to ask if anyone knows of an online place that sells kpop shirts that fit fat white dudes. Not shorts lol.

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  12. Started as a Tara song until we reached soyeons part.

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  14. The passing of time confirms that this is a classic post.

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