Wednesday, December 16, 2015

Koreans Are Also Retarded #1

In the past couple of years, I'm sure you guys have seen a proliferation of people just quoting comments from Koreans and not adding any input. Many fans tend to take what Koreans say at face value and believe those statements to be fact. This series is to help demonstrate that just because you fap to a lot of idols from a certain ethnicity, it doesn't make their netizens any smarter.




Comment #1: 7. [+25, -2] America calls everything gay ㅋㅋ Wearing skinny jeans is gay and being skinny is gay. I got a cultural shock when I heard that American guys don't wear an umbrella.
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If you deliberately wear jeans that chokes the blood flow from your balls, I would have to say that's pretty gay. You are willing the let your dick and balls be deprived of oxygen, thus killing those organs. The only would you could have sex after that is to take it up the butt or wear a strap-on. Gay dudes take it up the butt and lesbians use strap-ons.

Comment #2: 1. [+1,623, -42] A woman with C cups+, intelligence, and beauty wouldn't even apply to a job like that
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Never underestimate a woman's desire for attention. Just don't. I'm sure a lot of girls applied for that job.

Comment #3: 5. [+72, -15] Would be better to just do a band concept as a group once...
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Where were you all at when AOA Black was promoting? That's what I fucking thought.

Comment #4: 3. [+133, -6] It's always the kids who don't know better that assume girls are jealous of ther girls but it's the female fans who are keeping the girl groups afloat. No point in being popular with male fans because they'll leave you when you get into a dating scandal or another girl group debuts. They have no worth in the fandom. For a girl group to have al ong running career, you need to be popular with the female fans.
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If this comment was true, then this site would not exist. 99.99% of anti fans are girls. They are the ones that cause all of the trouble for idols. True, it is important for a female group to have both male and female fans, and even some groups such as 2NE1 can stay afloat with zero male fans.

However, it is retarded to say that male fans have no worth. We'll buy music from the girl groups we like. Most of the fancam recorders are males, providing us with content that we wouldn't have otherwise.

The only male fans that only like one group, leaves when a dating scandal happens or leave once a new group debuts are just betafags. Not every male out there is a betafag who believes that life is like a harem anime.

12 comments:

  1. If you don't regard k-netizen comments as if they were Bible quotes then you're not a real kpop fan

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    1. Kamsahamnida, Kamsahamni-fucking-da, listen to fag-oppar.

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    3. Why were all these comments deleted, wtf?

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    4. Maybe because there's no way to edit your comments. So the only possible way to correct a mistake you;ve put up here is to delete the whole post, maybe start over. Which really sucks - is there really no way to edit a post, or have i just not seen it?

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  3. I'm pretty sure >80% of K-pop listeners are just in it for the girl groups. So I'm also pretty sure girl groups have a pretty big male fanbase, even if women maybe fall for this pop stuff more easily.
    Who knows.

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  4. This post is honestly fucking stupid.

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    1. Shut up, you're stupid.

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    2. Anonymous are stupid, I'm better.

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  5. The only way this post would have been not stupid af is if you named it "Koreans Are Retarded Also" so that the acronym would be KARA and it would have reminded me to watch my daily Lupin MV

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