Welcome to the second installment of Sunday Shitpost, the series where I tackle a bunch of topics at once.
News Story #1: Hyeri admits she's related to Usopp
It is said that during the winter months when it gets colder, the tip of Hyeri's nose becomes pink, which makes her nose resemble a penis. It is highly recommended to stay away from Hyeri when she has to sneeze.
News Story #2: Dal Shabet loses Jiyul and Gaeun
At least Ah Young is still in the group, which is what really matters. The four hottest members are still in the group, so Dal Shabet became better by subtraction.
News Story #3: More dating rumors for Victoria
My name is not Feng Shao Feng and I don't look like that, so we all know these rumors are bull crap.
News Story #4: AOA Choa, the good Choa, not the retarded-looking one, is having a solo project
Based on the article, I can review the song in advance: it sucks dirty dinosaur dick dipped in diabolical diarrhea.