Tuesday, December 15, 2015

People Need to Stop With This Whole 'Kween' Shit

So I was looking under the comments section of CL's "Hello Bitches" because I was looking for a good laugh until I saw this shit:





No. Just no.

I've had this problem since SNSD came back and everyone was like "BOW DOWN TO YOUR QUEENS OF K-POP!" 

It's like these people have no idea who BoA is — you know, the woman who actually made shit possible in k-pop. Compare that to what Hyuna and CL have done, and you should have a big clue as to whom the real Queen of K-Pop is.

I have nothing against CL and Hyuna, but it's obvious what they've done: read "Yoloswag For Dummies." Everything they've done is a textbook guide to how to appeal to people who follow trends. I'm not saying they don't work hard, but you could literally find CL and Hyuna's style in a million of other try-hard artists looking to make a quick buck.

BoA, on the other hand, has actually attempted to make her own unique style and image. Now, has BoA's style been done before? Probably. But it's rare you see a previous child star as successful and non-fucked up as BoA, who made her debut at 13. 

What I find especially funny is when people call BoA "bland" when CL's and Hyuna's styles are way more common than BoA's, which in reality should make CL and Hyuna more bland. Or when people call Hyuna a slut and CL a tryhard, then jump to defend why the other is better. The only reason CL isn't called a slut is because of the pseudo-feminist mentality of her fans, even though CL pretty much does the exact same thing Hyuna does. And Hyuna doesn't get called a try-hard because her fans are all "Hyuna wants to act like this" when she pretty much does the exact same same thing as CL. Don't believe me? Read the lyrics to "Hello Bitches" and "Roll Deep," and tell me they aren't high on the "trying real hard" chain:

"Hello Bitches"

My hips are pang-pang-pang (very tight)
Boys ask Time time time
My lips are nyam-nyam-nyam (so tasty)
Where I go dang-dang-dang (I’m so proud)
When I get on stage cha-cha-cha (great)
Run run bang-bang-bang (Like I’m flying)
Disco pang-pang-pang
Hello Bitches
Nananana nananana na na na
Nananana nananana na na na
Nananana nananana na na na
Nananana nananana na na na
Where am I?
Shopping, spree in Tokyo
Wake up in my private jet
Every morning Tortilla
Liftin’ cards in Macau
I’m the best
Stop blowing up my phone
Eh won’t you hit me up on Kakao
Diamonds in my grill
Someone’s gonna stop me? who?
Skin tone 22 carats gold
I got in Dubai
My boys won’t hesitate to run up on your boys
My boys won’t hesitate to run up on your boys
My hips are pang-pang-pang (very tight)
Boys ask Time time time
My lips are nyam-nyam-nyam (so tasty)
Where I go dang-dang-dang (I’m so proud)
When I get on stage cha-cha-cha (great)
Run run bang-bang-bang (Like I’m flying)
Disco pang-pang-pang
Hello Bitches
Nananana nananana na na na
Nananana nananana na na na
Nananana nananana na na na
Nananana nananana na na na
Yellow gold
Ain’t it glow
Like a yellow phone
Couldn’t see me
With a selfie
From my telephone
Got hella dough
Hello Kitty
Getting hella old
Want me to love them long time
And I tell em
NO
Sake to soju
Nagasaki to Seoul you
Can find me in Shanghai
You know what them shots of Baiju do
Got these Asian girls
dancing on the couches
yeah they know me
and they singing every word like they was at the karaoke huh
My hips are pang-pang-pang (very tight)
Boys ask Time time time
My lips are nyam-nyam-nyam (so tasty)
Where I go dang-dang-dang (I’m so proud)
When I get on stage cha-cha-cha (great)
Run run bang-bang-bang (Like I’m flying)
Disco pang-pang-pang
Hello Bitches
Nananana nananana na na na
Nananana nananana na na na
Nananana nananana na na na
Nananana nananana na na na
Lights out
Killing it some more
Bad bitches get down on the floor (x4)
One, two, three, Bitches
Nananana nananana na na na
Nananana nananana na na na
Nananana nananana na na na
Nananana nananana na na na
"Roll Deep"
There’s never anyone who doesn’t know me
Wherever I go, they wanna touch me
Look, this was always my swag
If you have a problem with that, just give them water1

Ok now good, yes good
(Queen’s back, if you don’t know, shh)
My scale is different, you can’t touch this
You’ve heard it, it’s Red

Even my friends get jealous of me, I know
I’m always alone here
On top of the chopping block, I know
Chew me up when I smile

I don’t care, I don’t care at all
I’m OK, my place is still the same
More jealousy and envy makes trouble, I know
Actually, a little dangerous

You and you, I am me, hey
Like this, like that, it doesn’t matter
You are you, I am me
Like this, like that, like this, like that

It’s all because I’m the best
It’s because I’m pretty
It’s because they’re all jealous
Baby I’m bad all day
It’s all because I’m the best
It’s because I’m pretty
It’s because they’re all envious
Sorry, I’m a dope girl

Ok now good, yes good
You can’t touch me Don’t touch me
Ok now good, yes good
You can’t touch me Don’t touch me
Ok now good, yes good
You can’t touch me Don’t touch me
Ok now good, yes good
You can’t touch me Don’t touch me

It’s because I’m the best
It’s because you’re not
The answer is simple
It’s because you don’t get attention
I’ve never had these four things:
Time, likeability2, fear, fat
I’m like a made-up character since I was born
People around me massage me with jealousy
Oh it’s still the same, she’s still the queen
I have everything but height
But they all open the door for me
They call me fake, saying I’ve never been real
But HyunA, who you can’t even hold hands with?
She’s like my sister to me

You and you, I am me, hey
Like this, like that, it doesn’t matter
You are you, I am me
Like this, like that, like this, like that

It’s all because I’m the best
It’s because I’m pretty
It’s because they’re all jealous
Baby I’m bad all day
It’s all because I’m the best
It’s because I’m pretty
It’s because they’re all envious
Sorry, I’m a dope girl

You can’t touch me Don’t touch me
I don’t care, I don’t care at all
I’m OK, my place is still the same
You can’t touch me Don’t touch me
Like this, like that, like this, like that

It’s all because I’m the best
It’s because I’m pretty
It’s because they’re all jealous
Baby I’m bad all day
It’s all because I’m the best
It’s because I’m pretty
It’s because they’re all envious
Sorry, I’m a dope girl

Ok now good, yes good
You can’t touch me Don’t touch me
Ok now good, yes good
You can’t touch me Don’t touch me
Ok now good, yes good
You can’t touch me Don’t touch me
Ok now good, yes good
You can’t touch me Don’t touch me



Pretty fucking high if you ask me.


So no. Neither CL or Hyuna are the queens of k-pop. To be honest, CL isn't even focused on Korea at all, so I don't think she cares. And Hyuna's at the point where she knows she can literally put out 5 minutes of her having massive diarrhea with a video to match and her fans would go "YAASSSS SLAAAAYYY!!!!" So let's keep the title of "The Queen of K-Pop" to whom it really belongs: BoA.



An infinitely better song than "Roll Deep" and "Hello Bitches" could ever wish to be.

33 comments:

  1. Fuck such retarded lyrics. It was painful to read them.

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  3. The mentality of female kpop falls had always irritated me. Especially when they wine and groan about western artists that only make songs about how popular they are and shake their butts for the camera, but praise CL and Hyuna for the same exact thing. It's annoying and hypocritical.

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  4. Those fangirls are ridiculous. Everyone knows Seohyun is the queen of K-pop.

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  5. It's been nearly three years since 2NE1 was relevant.
    At least they deflated when they started releasing bad songs like they fucking deserved. Shame the same doesn't happen to other groups.

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    1. People are only now starting to universally agree that SNSD is shit now that their whole sisterhood facade has gone tits up.
      I actually found their comeback to be one of the least disappointing this year. It certainly wasn't anything brilliant but still a lot better than the turds T-ara and f(x) (among other groups) released

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    2. 4 Walls is a watered down View. At least Luna looked good in the MV

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  6. If I smashed my head in a wall everytime I came across "SLAYYYY QUEEN" my head would be no more

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  7. I don't think there is any kind of K-pop queen right now.

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  8. The only time Queen doesn't bother me, is when it's in reference to Victoria(at least that works as a history joke...)

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    1. At least she's the Queen of China.

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    2. Victoria has this classical beauty about her. She reminds me of actresses back in the Glamour Age of Hollywood.

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  9. I don't mind the "QUEEN OF KPOP" title when it's applied to someone deserving, like Key.

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  10. Aren't these the same fangirls that hate on groups like AoA for being too "sexy"/slutty.

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    1. Yes which is why they're hypocrites.

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  11. It's funny that a lot of these people are the ones who condemn and bash western artists who do the same shit CL & Hyuna do, because their worship bears striking resemblance to that of Nicki's fangirls. Except, with maybe less femnazi rhetoric involved, but still.

    East or west stans, they're all annoying harpies.

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    1. The death of feminism was when everyone was praising ''Anaconda'' for being feminist. I seriously facepalmed so much from reading those comments and blogs about ''OMG NICKI IS KWEEN! WOMEN POWER!'' that I'm pretty sure my face had some damage done to it.

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  12. CL don't get called slut cuz that would be unrealistic.

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  13. CL's lyrics are hilariously bad, but Hyuna's are even worse somehow. How can they not be embarrassed to perform such songs?

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