Sunday, December 6, 2015

Sunday Shitpost #1


Welcome to the newest series (until HYSF reveals his new series once he returns -- it is finals week for him, so no STFUs next week) on AKF! I get to troll you guys already by posting a picture of U-Kiss' Eli. Anyway, the premise of this series will be to have posts like I did back in early 2011 when the blog started. It will contain my signature kinds of articles, all wrapped up into one article. This first installment will be a bit shorter than I wanted because I still need to go back to packing.



News Story #1: Eli gets married and his "wife" is 3 months pregnant


News Story #2: Nine Muses' Euaerin was on SNL and it was basically about her tits





Don't we all love tits?

News Story #3: Jaejoong to release pre-recorded album in 2016 after finishing military service


Don't I spoil my fans? I recorded an album just for them right before I enlisted. Enlistment has sucked since I haven't posted that much during my time in the military, but as soon as I get out and fangirls start harassing me again, you guys can expect more music, more dramas, and more articles from me.

News Story #4: EXY is first member of Cosmic Girls revealed


If you read the article, it's going to essentially be a female version of EXO. *insert Jaejoong popcorn gif here*

13 comments:

  1. Exy looks like kwanghee...

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  2. Isn't every pretty female on SNL just showing off her tits, legs and/or ass?

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  3. I would actually be really interested to hear how mandatory military service is like for K-Pop stars, or even in Korea in general. Do K-Pop boys get covert special treatment or special conditions or something, or do they have to sweat and suffer like everybody else? Or maybe even more because of their status and rather androgynous line of work?

    It would be real great to see one Kpopalypse-oppa-like, in-depth explanatory article on it, I'm quite curious. Also interesting that Jae is the first of the TVXQ boys to do the service, I always thought Yunho, being the oldest, would go for it first. Unless he's already done it... I haven't been keeping up with these five as much anymore after their break up. Also, if they go do it, wouldn't it be better/easier to go together? Like, at least you'd then have somebody you know around, lol. Or maybe I should stop thinking about this stuff and go back to studying, my finals start next week as well, so I feel ya!

    Great to see anon comments being brought back, too, btw!

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  4. I hope your new stuff is as good as that "Mine" rock song was. That song and video was great.

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  5. Except EXY can actually rap.

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  6. I saw her on UPRS2, EXY is kinda hot

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    1. She looks like I.M. Either Starship has a type, or those two are related.

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  7. Let me digress.
    Can somebody do a review on Psy's new song pronto???

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    1. I'm traveling for work, so I obviously can't do any reviews during the week and no else really does reviews.

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    2. I would say get used to just posts from HYSF and I. It has been a reoccurring problem with the other authors not writing.

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