- Hyunseung tries to flirt with Irene on stage, is promptly ignored. Then whiny babies whine. To quote nameless netizen: "Why is he doing this to flirt with her?" I guess the thought "to tap that" hadn't entered their mind.
- Today in truly terrible decisions, China debuts kpop-inspired girl group ... of 4- and 5-year-olds. Move over, JYP, creepy has hit a new record.
- T.O.P. is a dirty boy, and not in the good way. And he litters.
- JYP apologizes for intentionally putting Tzuyu in a shirt that says "Hoes Take Off Your Clothes," aka the best fucking shirt kpop has seen.
- And winner of this week's I Can't Believe It's News: Honey Lee is overexposed during 2016 Style Icon Asia.
Bonus nonsense: Twice-speed "Dumb Dumb" is amazing.