Monday, March 21, 2016

[MV Review] Hyomin - Sketch



A T-ara bully returns to Korea after swimming in polls of Chinese Yuan. Hyomin gives us a representation of what Korean AV would look like, but sadly, she only shot the intro to a KAV.



Being extremely hated is a double-edged sword. No matter what you do, miserable people will hate everything you do just because they can. However, with that knowledge, you are gifted with the freedom of experimentation. If T-ara was still well-liked and taking Korea by storm with each of their title tracks, that'd be great, but then T-ara and its members would be pigeon-holed -- like how Big Bang and SNSD are pigeon-holed into releasing dog shit songs every time. I do not wish to turn this article into how I would rather pick up dog shit with my bare hands than to listen to another SNSD or Big Bang song, so I'll save that for another time.

If T-ara was still popular, and Hyomin was doing a solo song, I could see Hyomin doing a song similar to this one. Her voice fits well this style of music; however, the alternate-universe Hyomin who is still popular would probably be working with a slower R&B song so that she could vocal wank to impress Koreans. In addition to that, there's no way this would be a preview to what KAV would look like, as Hyomin would probably try to protect her image. Luckily for us, Hyomin is singing an R&B song that isn't slower than a rock-hard turd taking fifteen minutes to eject from your asshole. I also like the different layers of instruments that make the song more listenable despite that slower pace of the song. Hyomin's voice blends well with the instrumental, which I find refreshing. I am too used to Koreans fighting against the song just to show off.

However, while the song is pretty good, most of us are here for the MV and the choreography. Hyomin wants your dirty Chinese cock. You can shower her with Yuan (and sperm) as long as you're powerful enough so that her name won't get leaked.

In the end, Hyomin makes us all wish that we were rich Chinese businessmen (or women
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)) because Hyomin takes the visualization process from us and just shows us what it would be like. Don't worry women, we saw that Hyomin likes to take charge, so she can be your top while she wears the strap-on. I'd have to pass on the pegging this time, as Hyomin looks so hot that I want to paint Hyomin's canvas however I desire.

11 comments:

  1. FYI there is a 19+ version that you may also appreciate: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3mArlbYixs

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  2. She ain't got shit on Hoody and Satbyeol.
    This actually puts me in the mood for something older and more innocent but more passionate:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfRNRymrv9k

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  3. Love any T-ara related comeback. The batshit crazy haters come out to play and I get to laugh at their
    Purile whinny bullshit all the more while looking at Hyomins hot bod and awesome rack. This song is good but it's the track Gold that get's the win.

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  4. In one great universe KAV is real.
    We don't live in it.
    Think about that.

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  5. Please someone tell chuck oppa to notice me
    Notice me senpai !!!

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    1. I would notice you, but I don't know who you are.

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    2. They're "trixanne cruz", can you not read?

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  6. I love the video, not too fond of the song at all though.

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    1. It grew on me. Now, it keeps running through my head, as do visions of Nam GoongMin. (not a bad thing, though.)

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  7. Meh, don't really like this.

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