Sunday, March 6, 2016
I Hate Ryu Sera
This isn't just some simple k-pop, "Haha! I hate Taeyeon for kicking out Jessica" type hatred. No, this is something more. I actually hate her. I hate Ryu Sera. I hate her with every fiber of my being.
I guess everyone needs an enemy. A nemesis. In some ways, I guess you could say I'm lucky because I know exactly who mine is. Many people go there entire lives without ever knowing their one and only mortal enemy. I know mine at a relatively young age, which gives me ample time to work against her and hopefully set in motion my plan to take care of her once and for all.
I guess the natural question is "Why do I hate her so?" I can't recall exactly when it started. I think it was around the time I became aware of her so-called "Ryutube." You might think it's a fun place where she posts fun videos of fun things. But it's actually a self-serving advertisement for herself. Here, she is free to post such awful videos like this and her echo chamber blocks any and all criticism. It's a bad song. I know I didn't exactly answer the question of why I hate her, but right now, I just need to vent. Another logical response might be, "Well, of course her Youtube channel will be self-serving..." My response to you, kind sir, is, "Suck my fucking dick."
And yet many artists have made garbage music, and I don't hate them. So why does my hatred for this particular person go so deep? Before I go to sleep, I curse her name, and when I wake up, before I even brush my teeth, I curse her name again with my vile nappy mouth. When I enter my house, I make sure to wipe my feet against my Ryu Sera welcome mat that says, "Welcome everyone except Ryu Sera. If you are Ryu Sera, fuck off."
I enjoyed watching "9 Muses of Star Empire," because it gave me a bit of a behind-the-curtains look at what a piece of crap Ryu Sera is. She was a horrible leader consistently failing to get the group where it needed to go on time. In the end, she couldn't cut it, losing her job and her life (I wish).
I plod through life growing ever confident with each moment that someday soon my day of vindication will come. What exactly will be vindicated? I'm not sure, yet. I guess I hope my fist will be vindicated into her face.
My point in writing this is just to get it out there, to make it well known, "I hate Ryu Sera." I'm tired of keeping this holed up inside me. No, this isn't some spur-of-the-moment thing I've decided to do. Ask anyone who knows me, and they'll tell you I've hated Ryu Sera for some time.
In conclusion, Ryu Sera, if you ever read this: I hate you. If you ever see this, feel free to click on my name and email me, so we can settle this once and for all. You know what we need to settle. If I never hear from you, I'm going to assume it's because you're too much of a coward to settle this like men. Suck my fucking dick. That is all.
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