Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Does it make me gay if I'm constantly fapping to EXO (i'm a guy!) I mean I like their music and everything but I also fanboy all over them except instead of fanboying i wish it was my jizz

It'd be cool if this was a troll but I'm not sure if your average AKP user is that intelligent.

Don't get me wrong, there's nothing wrong with liking a male group or singer nor is there anything wrong with being gay. Hell, one of my favorite groups is/was Simon D/ Supreme Team but there's that fine line where it goes from simply enjoying the music to wanting to stick your dick in someone's boypussy. Sometimes it can be difficult to spot that line, other times well, it's pretty fucking blatant.

Something's amiss.

I mean this guy is completely normal... Just a normal guy doing normal things...




As opposed to?

Well luckily for this poster AKP is the perfect place to seek help with your conflicted feelings, full of well
grounded people.


I use this same rational when discussing politics.

I just hope this guy can come to grips with his latent homosexuality before it's too late.

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  2. I immediatley knew he was trolling as soon as he said Kris was remotly good looking.

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    1. i actually really like kris he's untalented af but there's a certain reality to him, like he seems like he would actually be kind of interesting to speak to in real life as well, which isn't really a feeling you get from idols too often

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  3. Its not classified as a disease anymore, people.

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  4. Ever since exo made their comeback with wulf, I have encounter SOOOooo many posts about fanboys being obsess with D.O. but never about Kai or Kris. Seriously? Kris?

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    1. yeahhh i thought the manga prince thing only worked on vaginas

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    2. I honestly wonder who these fangurls scream and shout over D.O. I mean, I get that he's a good singer and all, but his smile is really creepy and looks like it takes way too much effort to make >_>

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    3. D.O. has some caveman eyebrows going on seriously. I guess it's great that he's not threading/waxing them like some of the other flamboyantly homosexual male idols but boy has got to tame them. I only really like Chanyeol because even though he has this unbelievably "annoying" aura about him, I think he knows where he stands in the group like he doesn't go out of his way to try to sing or dance because he's shit at both. He's also a crap rapper but easily better than Horseface Kris or Romantic Wushu Panda Tao.

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    4. I thought D.O was really popular for being popular with the gay men of Korea? Is that not true? Aren't there whole naver cafe's in the "other sexual orientation" forums dedicated to how he makes them feel? D.O creeps me out because he reminds me of Sungmin, and Sungmin gives me all sorts of vibes.

      I doubt this is a real man anyway. This is definitely some delusional fan-girl...

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  5. Kai and Kris are very sexy Fabulous Asian People. Idk why people think he's unattractive.

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    1. Kris is forking ogly and Kai is bland as hell.

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  7. I don't see what's wrong with a male acknowledging another male's good looks, and it doesn't necessarily mean he's gay. However, I'm doubting the post's legitimacy partially due to no mention of D.O.

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    1. Literally he is the leader of all the gays in South Korea, he's actually the Homo Commander which I find incredibly odd seeing how retarded he looks. I'm assuming it's because he's a twink because his eyes are creepy as fuck, same goes for his smile. I would think all the Homo Erectus' would go for Baekhyun to be honest. Even though I hate the son of a bitch, he just screams "twink bottom" to me.

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    2. It's because he looks like dem shotas. And yeah, I thought Baekhyun was more popular with guys.

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  8. The gayest EXO members are Tao, Sehun (who I think are fucking), and Lay.

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    1. Sehun's face is disgusting. I like Tao because of his martial arts shit. and for what I have seen, Lay is the gayest of all. He doesn't even have to do anything. almost like Key, that just by looking at them, we know.

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    2. I honestly think Sehun and Tao are gay or at least bi. Sehun, especially. He just gives me dem vibes.

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    1. OH MY GOD ! Look at all the fucks i give :D

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    2. I thought Kris was hard on the eyes at first, but his looks took me some getting used to. Now I think he's good looking. Maybe his lack of talent/passion regarding his career makes him appear ugly to many.

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  10. I had a really good laugh.

    Man pussy.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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  11. in all seriousness this was hilarious. but you are not "100% straight you are 95% straight and you like to have a gay fantasy once in a while. Not a big deal. Girls do that shit all the time, its just more socially acceptable to do that with your girlfriend (like kiss them when you're drunk in a club)

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  12. This guy is probably Bi. Or maybe completely homosexual and he hasn't realized yet that he's got a girlfriend and all but because it's what people tell you you're supposed to do. But I believe he's Bi, more than just homosexual.

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  13. homeboy is at least a little gay

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