Have you ever watched a CF and enjoyed it before the CF trolled the living shit out of you? Well, it happened to me just before I wrote this article. I liked the commercial until they had to show the God damn pad.
A pretty face followed by sinful body contact leads to 'fountain-like' nose bleeds(as anime has rightly taught me). Tampons stop the bleeding(nasal insertion) and sanitary towels are for wiping up.
Bam. Double the sales. Courtesy of your mostly sexless population.
Not as bad as you described akf lol, that being said, you shouldn't really have spoiled the punch line for us..
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DeleteA pretty face followed by sinful body contact leads to 'fountain-like' nose bleeds(as anime has rightly taught me).
ReplyDeleteTampons stop the bleeding(nasal insertion) and sanitary towels are for wiping up.
Bam. Double the sales. Courtesy of your mostly sexless population.
That is not a tampon, is called pad. I see no problem with the cf.
ReplyDeleteThanks, updated. Well, I'm not a girl, so it's not like I'm going to be well-versed in what products women use to stop the bleeding in their vaginas.
DeleteMost guys can't even differentiate between a blusher and an eyeshadow anyway.
DeleteToo many cfs are trolling us everyday. That's why I quit watching TV in general.
ReplyDeleteThat's nothing.
ReplyDeleteThere are "vagina herpes" or something like that commercials running in my country right now. They're horrible from beginning to end.