Not as bad as you described akf lol, that being said, you shouldn't really have spoiled the punch line for us..
A pretty face followed by sinful body contact leads to 'fountain-like' nose bleeds(as anime has rightly taught me).Tampons stop the bleeding(nasal insertion) and sanitary towels are for wiping up.Bam. Double the sales. Courtesy of your mostly sexless population.
That is not a tampon, is called pad. I see no problem with the cf.
Thanks, updated. Well, I'm not a girl, so it's not like I'm going to be well-versed in what products women use to stop the bleeding in their vaginas.
Most guys can't even differentiate between a blusher and an eyeshadow anyway.
Too many cfs are trolling us everyday. That's why I quit watching TV in general.
That's nothing.There are "vagina herpes" or something like that commercials running in my country right now. They're horrible from beginning to end.