Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Is Lee Yeon Hee From North Korea?


Here we go again. Go order up a pizza or unwrap that package of Twinkies as we shove food down our fat necks in today's second installment of "Is she from North Korea?!"




In the scenes where Yeon Hee is wearing a tank top, you can see she's not as flat as a board as this fangirl is suggesting.

This just goes to show how hypocritical people can be when they try to promote equality and ending (cyber) bullying. So it's not okay to make fun of our friends such as Shindong, who is a UCiFF (Upstanding Citizen who is a Fat Fuck), anymore. Now the trend is to go from fat shaming to skinny shaming. There are theories out there that Asians have better carbohydrate tolerance, which means that the carbohydrates they eat aren't turned into fat. Sure, sounds plausible, but I don't know the first thing about nutrition. My take is that one) they're all kung fu masters, meaning that they're going to be leaner, two) the Asian diet isn't centered around Diet Coke and McDonald's, and three) Asians don't sit on their ass all day. Source: I don't need one, since Korean netizens make shit up all the time, and due to me being half Korean, I'm allowed to make shit up, too.

So, now that we have established that the way Asians metabolize carbohydrates are different from the typical fat American, now we have to delve into fat American fangirls hating on skinnier Asian females. Since these fat fangirls tend to be liberal, there's the common thinking that they should celebrate diversity that exists among everyone. However, they cannot celebrate this diversity because these Asian girls naturally tend to have the bodies that society deems to be the desired body (the being skinny part, not the being 4'11" part). In order to change that desired body type, fat girls have been calling girls too skinny and have been lying about their own bodies, saying that men like "meat" on a girl. It's a self-defense mechanism for fat girls to feel better about their bodies. Skinny shaming has become a common practice for fat chicks. That is why you will see people say "So and so is too skinny, therefore she has no tits and no ass." People try to project their 'perfect' American body that 90% of females don't even have in the first place in order to put down Asian women, who cannot have that type of body because of how their body metabolizes carbohydrates. Even in the past 25 years with Chinese people eating more KFC than the average UCAAD, Chinese girls aren't having UCAAD ass (because UCAAD females are usually all ass and no tits). Even with Chinese people slowly adapting a more American diet by eating ungodly amounts of KFC, because of rules one and three listed above, they can't have a fat body like the typical American.

In essence, stop telling people to quit 'fat shaming' while continuing to 'skinny shame' Asian females.





If this were reality for me, I wouldn't be complaining.

Notes:
1. I know UCiFF isn't hyper-politically correct enough for fat people. That term is a work in progress.
2. I believe Asians do tolerate carbohydrates better than other races, but I couldn't find concrete proof in the 30 seconds I spent searching for the information. This isn't something to take seriously, so I didn't put much effort into finding out the actual science.
3. Stereotypes are fun when they aren't taken seriously. Seriously, do not take the stereotypes of all Asians being kung fu masters, all Americans having their diets consist of Diet Coke and McDonald's, or that all black females bodies can be stereotyped to being all ass and no tits seriously. Though I'm sure there will be some black Kpop fangirls bitching at me that I made fun of black people again WHILE AT THE SAME TIME BEING COMPLETELY FINE ABOUT ME MAKING FUN OF ASIANS AND WHITES.
4. Lee Yeon Hee is gorgeous and I feel that it's ludicrous that I had to write this article, but I hope the last two minute video made it worth it for all of the straight males and lesbians.

46 comments:

  1. Glad that comment was downvoted (don't really care). No 1 insults the mediocre acting goddess that is lee yeon hee. If she debuted in snsd i may have been a sasaeng.

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    1. I bet Yoona is happier than anyone else that Yeon Hee didn't debut in SNSD.

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    2. one of the mysteries of life. how the hell did sooyoung beat her for the last spot .

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    3. Yeon Hee was out of the group well before the cast was finalized. SM threw her into acting a couple of years before SNSD debuted, and in 2006, had already had a leading role in a movie. Yeon Hee no longer needed to be in SNSD to become popular.

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  2. I am attracted to women from Hara to Ailee. I don't think I'm too picky in either direction. When it goes far one way or the other, I generally think "girl, you could dial up the hotness, you know? you ain't bad, but could be even betterrrr" but not "damn, you is nasty!" it really takes a lot to make me think they are unhealthy and find them unattractive because of that.

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    1. I probably shouldn't say too much about my preferences because Gayvid always used to ask why do I like girls who all look the same haha.

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    2. Everyone you like does look the same though haha

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    3. Soyeon and Jiyeon don't look alike lol.

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    1. The other one I made up last night (but have not put in an article yet) is UCHO: Upstanding Citizen of Homosexual Orientation.

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    2. We'll need to make a dictionary soon

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    3. Yes please. I am new around here, and I'm trying to keep up. Just put it somewhere on the side. Although you really need to change the color of the font. I can't see shit.

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    4. Well I guess I'm a UCHO then, it sounded like a manly sneeze btw

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  4. I love Lee Yeon Hee with jet black hair, too sexy

    http://i.imgur.com/N8nooA9.jpg

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    1. Lee Yeon Hee used to be my #1 from 2009 to 2011. Then I discovered Han Ye Seul. But yeah, it's not like #3 on my list for actresses is bad or anything haha.

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  5. "Theories"
    http://www.cdph.ca.gov/programs/ohir/Pages/Diabetes2008Race.aspx
    Fuck everything of your shit.

    I also find the complete dismissal of the fact that South Korea is a status culture, chestburstingly laughable. Social status, paper marriages, and the meme of "face" plays straight into the insecurity of every weak hyper-emotional adolescent. More so, if they have they have the ability to bleed from their crotch.
    "Nah bro, she's North Korean. Trust me, I'm a netizen".

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  6. Wow. As a woman who had anorexia for a long time, that is not some term to throw around. You can't just simply label someone who is thin as 'anorexic.' And many do. Anorexia is a mental illness, a disease. You're not a fucking doctor. It's WAY more than being thin. I'm sure companies encourage idols to stay slim, and there have been reported problems with female idols, but you can't accuse every girls who is thin of having anorexia. Especially ethnicities where people are generally slim... JFC

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    1. yes anorexia is more about feeling in control than weight specifically but do you honestly expect little girls on the internet to understand a complex disorder as more than just the most ostensible symptom?

      *also wow good for you that you recovered congratulations!

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    2. UCRFEDs (upstanding citizens recovering from eating disorders) unite!

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    1. Not that I know of (and I've been a fan for years.)

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  8. I have straight kpop fangirl friends who BITCH ALL THE TIME about the girls being too skinny, and it is so frustrating. All I want to do is watch a fucking video contemplating all of the hotness.
    PS: have you seen the new MISS A image teaser. http://www.allkpop.com/article/2013/10/get-ready-for-miss-as-sexy-return-with-first-teaser-image-for-hush#axzz2gsCkAfY6

    My eyes only go to Fei Fei, but Min is looking good.

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    1. Cool, more stripper K-Pop MVs !

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    2. Yes I am. or according to the new terminology around here, I am an UCHO.

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    3. I wanna join this little group of UCHO
      I'm one too

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  9. "because UCAAD females are usually all ass and no tits" Nuh-uh NUH-UHHH, you did NOT just say that, you DID NOT JUST SAY THAT, did you !?

    The topic of "these people are more likely to have this kind of body" is a much discussed one. By liberals, racists and everybody inbetween.

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  10. As a UCWWHTFA (Upstanding Citizen Who Would Hit That Fat Ass) I'd just like to say that Lee Yeon Hee is still more attractive than Suzy. It's not a weight thing, it's a "not looking bland as shit" thing.

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    1. Oppar you're UCWWHTCEFA (Upstanding Citizen Who Would Hit That Cross Eyed Fat Ass)

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  11. "...all black females bodies can be stereotyped to being all ass and no tits..."
    I'm black, and I had no idea that was even a stereotype.

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    2. Just commenting...not taking it seriously though.

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  12. On another note, KAHI'S BACK BITCHES. Y U NO REVIEW. SHE A SEXY SEXY SEXY GYURL.

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    1. Only one author here is a big fan of Kahi and she's swamped with school at the moment.

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    2. How unfortunate. It's probably for the best. That song is terrible.

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  13. AKF high five. We're both UCWLLYH (Upstanding Citizen Who Loves Lee Yeon Hee).

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  14. As an upstanding curvier than avg white chick (UCTAWC) I have to say that I've been fat and skinny shamed, and neither is pleasant. When I was 130, i was fat. Now I'm 111 and I'm too fucking skinny according to everyone. 120 ALSO makes me be on the 'fat side'. I can't please fucking anyone.

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    1. Yet I still insist on insulting Hara because tbh I think she looks really anorexic and every time I see her I am feeling both jealousy and pity at the same time.
      I had an ED form where I hated eating lunch and exercised constantly in order to keep weight off, avoided snacking and anything that could possibly make me gain. I'm still obsessive about my weight. Dysmorphia and EDs aren't just something you throw around casually in a conversation (even if I've done so) or comment. It's a mental issue. It consumes you whether it's minor or major. I honestly hate the focus on extremely skinny bodies, whether it be in SK or America.

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    2. this is relevant to the ED issue: I've basically been dealing with the brain dead fangirls of one infamous/semi known in the 400s popularity rank youtuber who I hate with a passion. I emailed him expressing my disdain and he put it in a video, the douchebag.

      here's the relevance to EDs: his fans have been calling me anorexic. Fucking cunts.

      whatever, I still skinny shame, so in turn, does that make me 'fat'? hypothetically, not actually.

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    3. It makes you a hypocrite, with no right to complain.

      That said, no one can ever please everyone else. Welcome to the real world, get used to it.

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  15. OHHHHH HAYULL NAW THIS NIQQA DID NOT JUST TALK ABOUT MAH HOME QURL RAQUANDA SAYIN SHE ALL ASS NO TITS OR ALL TITS NO ASS. DID U NOT SEE HER RECENTLY BOY BYE. SHE IS FUCKIN WERKIN IT LIKE A HOOKER STRIPPER HYBRID SHE'S BETTER THAN THOSE UNNIES ON THE POLE AFTER SCHOOL. I KNOW WHAT THEY BE DOIN AFTER SCHOOL AND IT AINTS EXTRA HOMEWORK YA FEEL? YEAH ASIANS BE ALL KUNG FUEY AND FUQIN WHITE BITCHES BE DUMB AS SHIT AND ALL FAT BUT YOU CANNOT JUST STEREOTYPED A PERSON. BCODS (BEAUTIFUL CREATURES OF DARK SKIN) MUST BE TREATED WITH UTMOST CARE AND SHOULD BE THE QUEENS OF THE WORLD. I DARE A YELLA NIQQA TO COME TO ME WITH HER TAIKWONDODOBIRD SHE WILL GET SHOT THE FUUUUUUCK DOWN LIKE SHUT IT DOWN BITCH IM QUEEN HERE. U WANNA TALK ABOUT LIL' TAE HEE, NIQQA IM LIL' KAH HEE. THEM ABS THO NIQQA SHE MUST BE INTO KUNG FU.

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  16. All these acronyms are hurting my head. u__u

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  17. im an UCHO and i like this blog very much! probably the best critical analysis on kpop ive ever followed.

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