Friday, October 4, 2013

So this is where Kara turns into Jewelry

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I ain't gotta say shit because the dream is over.

AKF's thoughts after the jump.


Essentially, Bob's post is succinct and describes everything in just one sentence.

So I woke up and got and Twitter and saw that Bob tweeted this to me. You know what my reaction was?



We just got 6-ara back and Kara's almost-disbanding issue was in the past, so I thought things looked bright going ahead. However, this isn't honestly surprising to me at all. It was Nicole's bitch mom that almost had the group disbanded in 2011, so Nicole not resigning with DSP isn't surprising. Jing is also young enough to wear she can focus on school and start leading a normal life. These two have the least amount of solo potential within the group. Sure, Jing may have the body to be a JAV idol, but I don't see that happening. Sure, Nicole could be an anal queen in JAV, but I don't see that happening. The only thing Nicole could really do solo is be a glorified English teacher.

If Kara were to remain as three and not add any new members, Hara, Seungyeon and Gyuri are probably the three members to go with. Hara's Hara, the cute little alien that ahjussis all around Asia fap to. Seungyeon and Gyuri can sing well enough to carry the songs, plus listen to anything Kara has released since Sunghee left. It's not as if Kara really needed her vocals unless you are a vocalfag. Sweettune is really all Kara needs. All three members have done acting, though I believe Gyuri was the only one who wasn't shitted on (or maybe people just didn't watch her drama). Seungyeon is pretty awful, but she has nowhere to go but up. Hara's weak, but like Seungyeon, nowhere to go but up.





RIP Nicole and Nicole's ass.

40 comments:

  1. KPBLizOctober 4, 2013 at 6:35 AM

    Wonder if Nicole's bitch mom was the one who got her to not renew her contract or if the Hara dating debacle on the tv show had anything to do with her decision

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  2. mikeycknowsrnbOctober 4, 2013 at 6:43 AM

    But...Nicole was the only fuck I gave about kara.

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  3. RealJWOctober 4, 2013 at 7:00 AM

    I was almost not sad at all hearing the news, I mean I just don't think Jiyoung and Nicole add that much presence to KARA. I like Seungyeon coz she is semi cross eyed but is still quite pretty, Gyuri is all perfect, and I like her voice, and Hara is pretty hilarious in reality shows. I really have no idea what those two add to KARA.

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    1. mikeycknowsrnbOctober 4, 2013 at 8:56 AM

      "I really have no idea what those two add to KARA."

      how did you look at those gifs and still write that sentence?

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    2. RealJWOctober 4, 2013 at 6:06 PM

      ...I'm not into girls

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  4. NoOctober 4, 2013 at 7:12 AM

    Call me a mainstream kid, but I only care about Seungyeon and Hara.

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    1. Nayeon's VibratorOctober 4, 2013 at 7:18 AM

      I didn't really like Hammie until Step, because I never realized how jjangbak her body was until then.

      Anyway, enjoy a Hammie gif.

      http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7391/10072282495_bb0fecc416_o.gif

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    2. NoOctober 4, 2013 at 8:27 AM

      "Hammie" ? lol

      Google tells me it's a version of "hamster".

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    3. Nayeon's VibratorOctober 4, 2013 at 11:11 AM

      Most Kara fans call her that. Where have you been, bro?

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    4. NoOctober 5, 2013 at 5:42 AM

      On sites that only feature pictures of her and no discussion. *cough*
      You know, I only have two sites where I get my K-Pop info/news from. This blog and a board that only has a semi-small sub-area about K-Pop.

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    5. Nayeon's VibratorOctober 5, 2013 at 9:28 AM

      My bad, haha. I was a staff member at Karaholic, so I know a lot of stuff like this.

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  5. N/AOctober 4, 2013 at 10:19 AM

    "vocalfag" Have you been reading the OneHallyu vocals thread?

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    1. Nayeon's VibratorOctober 4, 2013 at 11:12 AM

      The vocalfags from OneHallyu have been around since 6Theory.

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    2. N/AOctober 4, 2013 at 11:30 AM

      Yeah, I know *coughs I'm one of them *coughs*

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  6. The Super SkrullOctober 4, 2013 at 11:22 AM

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  7. The Super SkrullOctober 4, 2013 at 11:23 AM

    I'm more amazed that the rest of them re-signed with Kara than I am anything else. I really figured they'd all bail once the contract was up and move elsewhere, but still as a group. Kara's members are really only valuable as being members of Kara. None are particularly talented on their own.

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    1. OrangeDoodleOctober 4, 2013 at 7:38 PM

      No way would Gyuri leave....for one, her parents supposedly own stock in DSP and secondly, she gets tons of gigs with DSP managing her. Same with Hara and Seungyeon; Those three are always employed. Why would they leave? DSP is good to them. KARA as a group is just popular enough to be considered one of the "Nation's Girl Groups" and the three of them are popular enough on their own to attend red-carpets without the other 4 tagging along. Nicole and Jiyoung are only valuable as members of KARA; Hara doesn't need KARA to make money, she's stupidly popular in her own talentless way; Seungyeon has enough crazy fanboys to go solo and Gyuri is MBC's CEO's most favorite girl ever. Those three have no reason to leave DSP. I'm sure they will eventually, but not right now.

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  8. UnknownOctober 4, 2013 at 12:10 PM

    this just somewhat reminds me of what happened to SS501. Kara's getting a little more popular than they were these days, even until the recent scandals, and you know how it is in kpop when a group lose a member, fans would gradually be jumping to another bandwagon until that group fades into oblivion. It would really be a waste if it happens to Kara and I'm not even a fan. Anyways, the senior girl groups one by one are slowly going down. With Wonder Girls' blurry future and Kara seemingly following soon, I wonder who would be next.

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    1. arimasenOctober 4, 2013 at 12:30 PM

      Maybe SNSD? Or 2NE1.

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    2. UnknownOctober 4, 2013 at 2:30 PM

      2ne1 slowly but surely is. give it another year or even in a few months.

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    3. AnonymousOctober 4, 2013 at 2:32 PM

      Hopefully 2NE1, I would love to see them disband and stop shitting up Kpop.

      Hyoyeon could leave SNSD, then they'd be perfect and probably get even more popular.

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    4. UnknownOctober 4, 2013 at 4:02 PM

      I think you meant to say if sooyoung left snsd.

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    5. Hire Robbie PetrinoOctober 4, 2013 at 8:12 PM

      Why can't they both leave?

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    6. NoOctober 5, 2013 at 5:44 AM

      I used to really love 2NE1, but the shitty mismanagement really ruined the band...

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    7. timchanOctober 6, 2013 at 9:30 AM

      As useless as Sooyoung and Hyoyeon are, they're not guilty of being criminally overrated like some of their group mates are.......(yes, I am primarily targeting Yoona here)

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    8. youropparhasalittlepenisOctober 20, 2013 at 2:53 PM

      The sweetest thing about 2NE1's slow death is watching how humble FlapJacks have become.

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  9. arimasenOctober 4, 2013 at 12:31 PM

    Those gifs of Nicole, not much ass... Not that any of them really have one, esp anorexic alien girl. I could care less about the ass tho, Nicole was still probably the member i most liked in KARA....

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  10. SuhoOctober 4, 2013 at 1:33 PM

    I know this isn't related to anything but i really like this blog... Keep up the good work and also thanks to this i see K-pop in a muh more realistic way (or not).

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  11. Guest14927October 4, 2013 at 2:10 PM

    If Kara goes through what Jewelry did with member changes then hopefully they don't also get Jewelry's following long periods of little to no activity. It wasn't fun, Kara fans shouldn't have to go through it.

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  12. AnonymousOctober 4, 2013 at 2:38 PM

    Agree that Gyuri, Seungyeon, and Hara are the best 3 if there's only going to be 3. I'm just glad it's not Gyuri leaving. If it was her Kara would be dead to me.

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  13. OrangeDoodleOctober 4, 2013 at 7:22 PM

    Erm....not that sad about either one leaving...Jiyoung doesn't add much to KARA..I mean, she's pretty but so are all the other members. Hopefully being out of Seungyeon and Hara's shadow will help Nicole with all her self esteem issues. Maybe she'll stop comparing herself to them and realize she is FINE.

    Nicole and Jiyoung hardly carried their weight in the group anyway. Nicole had like 6 good months of popularity and then people realized she wasn't that interesting and her mom is crazy and she sort of just faded. People only started remembering that Jiyoung was in KARA around step. 95% of KARA fans are fans of Hara and Seungyeon anyways and Gyuri isn't going anywhere anytime soon. All Kara needs is sweetune...they might as well keep going even if it's just as 3.

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  14. GeassuOctober 5, 2013 at 9:51 AM

    I'm a vocalfag lol and did you know that there is an asian porn star that looks like Nicole?

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    1. UnknownOctober 5, 2013 at 11:50 PM

      who?

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    2. WowoWOctober 6, 2013 at 7:43 AM

      Who?

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    3. GeassuOctober 8, 2013 at 9:22 AM

      http://www(.)xnxx(.)com/video1643150/2_asian_girls_licking_pussies_in_69_rubbing_in_scissor_on_the_bed

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    4. UnknownOctober 8, 2013 at 1:47 PM

      LOL holy crap you're right!! got a name for her?

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  15. UnknownOctober 5, 2013 at 12:30 PM

    Harassed is the most important so the group will still have their fans

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  16. timchanOctober 6, 2013 at 9:38 AM

    Well, nothing is final here, DSP still have approximately 3 months of time to talk Nicole out of her decision. But knowing how dysfunctional and inept the DSP management is (probably more so than the much maligned CCM and that proverbial Midas we've got in KKS), I really can't hold out any hopes for a less than calamitous outcome...........I reckon that by this time next year, Jiyoung and Nicole will finally get a free pass they've craved for so long to having wanton anal and bukkake............

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  17. yosafbridgeOctober 6, 2013 at 12:16 PM

    I'm not a hardcore KARA fan but even I can tell that Jiyoung and Nicole added the most sex appeal to KARA. Jiyoung is most probably the most popular member in Japan just based on her looks and youth and how Japan's male fans like their female pop stars. Nicole had the most international flavor and had the best body.
    If DSP thinks that losing Jiyoung and Nicole isn't a fatal hammer blow to KARA as a group, they are in for an unpleasant surprise.

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