Sunday, March 27, 2016

Sunday Shitpost #16



Being the last Sunday in March, I'm glad baseball season is around the corner. Then there'll be something else going on aside from Sunday Shitposts.



News Story #1: Amber releases another terrible solo song

This is what, her third or fourth solo track that has been so bad that CL could laugh at her?

News Story #2: Lee Jong Suk doesn't have any of his Korean CFs renewed


I know at least one person doing this dance to this news.



I would believe him if he hadn't bragged about his van. Just saying.

News Story #4: Is The Ark disbanding?


Who?

News Story #5: Did LoveUs disband?


Again, who?

So many rookie groups must have debuted from the tail end of 2014 to the summer of 2015 because I had never heard of either of these groups.

News Story #6: Sulli to have a bed scene in her new movie


Sulli da real MVP.

Kim Soo Hyun will have to consult with Choiza on how Sulli likes being jizzed on.

News Story #7: BoA to release albums in both Korea and Japan this year



Hats off to Miles for finding this information. Let's just hope it's true. I think the Japanese album is guaranteed this year because of her 15th anniversary over there.




BoA, listen to my heart and make this news reality.

11 comments:

  1. Yas, less Lee Jong Suk to suffer through!

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    1. Aw, I like him. He just picks awful dramas.

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  2. i don't know what bed scenes are like in korean movies, but i do remember that dalshabet reject showing tits though

    will sulli deliver the goods? or is it gonna be with clothes on?

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    1. We don't know yet, it is often exaggerated for publicity purposes.

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    2. I heard she might show her chest, but that could just be rumors.

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  3. Amber sure does love her dull songs. Not good, not even bad, just extremely forgettable.

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  4. lmfao thats what they get for putting out to many groups though. Someone should tell them to find make an it girl first, then make a crappy group.

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  5. CL can't laugh at anybody. All of her solo's have single handily been some of the most disappointing shit to come from music.

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  6. I only know The Ark because BTS saw a video of theirs and BTS' fans were freaking out because their oppas wanna smash.

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  7. LoveUs was formed from Bob Girls dropouts. Poor girls.

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  8. Awww, I actually liked the ark, really cute girls, and INEVITABLE SUDDEN DEATH in their debut PV. Truly a masterpiece of aegyo https://youtu.be/c-cOZgaotPY?t=99.

    R.I.P.

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