Sunday, December 4, 2011

Jessica Fingers the Fans


A video of Jessica at the airport caught public attention recently, as Jessica was seen stepping out from the gate and pointing her finger at the crowd of fans.

A little bit of Google-fu confirmed that allkpop is every bit the slimy lying bastards that they are.
Recently, a video clip of Jessica became an issue. It was named as a “training clip” because her finger gestures seem to train the fans who gathered at the airport to see her.

Straight from the horse's mouth (absolutely no pun intended), and in English to boot. Horses can train humans - must've been something I missed out on while cleaning out my collection of HD fancams.
In the interview, MC Yoo Hee Yeol, brought it up and let Jessica explained her side of the issue, “At that time the place where crowded by people who want to take pictures, and I recognized some familiar faces to me, because I was glad to see them, I was pointing at them as a sign of recognizing them.”

Wish they'd posted fans' responses to that. It's not every day that you get to see a horse make the Universal Sign of Fucking.

(pee pee loving, in the ass pounded fruit cake, and a trans gender loving freak has definitely got to be Quote Of the Week)

32 comments:

  1. Because humans evolved from monkeys which are animals, and so u know.. Gorjess(Horsey) evolved from animals too like................................................................................










    yup you guessed it right! horses... so we cant blame her for looking like a horse.

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  2. THIS ARTICLE MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE.

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  3. What did I just read??

    Is AKP desperately accepting any and all applicants now?

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  4. For real, I propose AKFG make their applicants take a psychological test to make sure they're sane, and thinking coherently.

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  5. this article...its all over the place.

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  7. Oppar WDF is this

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  8. U seriously had insulted God creation.. Even though i really dont like a person, i would never say about their face.. i hope u wont burn in hell... may God forgive u..

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  9. I...don't understand this article.

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  10. What the fuck are you writing about?

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  11. ...The fuck did I just read?

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  12. @7:47 - what the hell are you doing on this blog? they're always calling jessica a horse.

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  13. jessica is a fucking horse. end of discussion. don't let these idiots bring you down OP, they're just mad

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  14. This article was needlessly complicated. Should've scrapped all the irrelevant links and maybe find a video of Jessica actually fingering people out of the crowd.

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  15. Possibly the most incoherent post I've seen on this site yet.

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  16. This post is what you would get if suckmydee got hit in the head REALLY hard, so she got really really confused.

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  17. but suckmydee didn't come up with this crap...OP stick to the pics, u can't write for shit

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  18. What the fuck is going on? This is so confusing. Please try harder next time, newbie.

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  19. Wouldlovetenderly/10.

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  20. Is it just me or does Taecyeon look like a horse? I guess lovers do look alike, huh

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  21. the only thing I understood

    out of the whole post

    is that Jessica looks like a horse

    that is all

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  22. What... Was this noob smoking pot when they wrote the article?

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  23. noonar you can't write for shit

    just have sex with me

    kthx

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  24. ^ wow oppar that some hardcore bankai there. Banging the newbies!

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  25. How does JESSICA look like a horse? I swear to God YOONA looks more like one then anything

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