Friday, December 16, 2011

Question of the Week 22

What is the worst dance in K-pop?

Posting videos in the comment section is encouraged. 




I would have to say that this dance was pretty terrible. Wtf is that foot movement in the chorus? Even he looks bored doing this performance. You can see the audience slowly leaving the crowd the longer this video progresses because they cannot handle the awkwardness.

I like EI. I am always excited and cheering for new soloists, and this rookie has a pretty nice voice (I actually liked his debut EP). But the poor thing was given a horribly cliche music video and a lame dance for his live performances. I hope in the future his company invests actual money and time on him because I think he could succeed with some improvements.


I know Anti Kpop-Fangirl already reviewed Boyfriend's MV, so please do not watch it again. Seriously. I am trying to like them because they are relatively new and all, but this song was definitely not an improvement. It is like a sad attempt at making Christmas-themed Japanese pop music that was atrociously executed.

Also, if someone could make me a gif of between (approximately) 1:34-1:37, I would enjoy that very much. Just pause at 1:36. Did you see how Kwangmin just stares into your soul as though he is about to devour you? It is terrifying.

And that dance move when they are on the floor sweeping with their knees have fangirls in a uproar, commenting things like "OMO DID YOU SEE HOW ALL OF THEM WERE DANCING SO SEXILY ON THE FLOOR? THAT WAS SO HOT!!1! OMO OMO OMO!! DONGSEANG PREASE DO THAT ON ME KEKE~"


This was probably the most boring performance I have seen in a while. Pretty much nothing was good about the choreography either. And for some reason, X-5 always has a thrusting movement. At least this time, Gun (or whatever his name is), didn't make those moaning noises he did in their debut song's performances. But I mean, if you guys are into "dove shadow puppet" movements, then you will love the chorus.

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37 comments:

  1. DamnThatShitSmells...December 16, 2011 at 4:58 AM

    SNSD - Bad Girl

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  2. 2PM - I'll Be back
    Worst dance ever with absolutely no flow in the choreography. Just plain shuffling that even LMFAO can do even better at.

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  3. ZE:A's Watch Out dance =)) Haha the fairy dance :))

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  4. The Boys by SNSD was pretty boring, like the song.

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  5. all 2PM choreos after Heartbeat

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  6. ANYTHING FROM JYP.

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  7. I HAVE TO AGREE WITH ANON- 8:08.

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  8. rainbow's to me and sweet dream

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  9. Watch out - ZEA
    Bad girl - SNSD
    And ofcourse all cheography from Boyfriend. I mean, wtf are they doing in "I'll be there" at 1.44?

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  10. @10:55 to me had awesome choreography, did you miss the beautiful chest pumps

    the first dance that comes to mind is Chocolat - Syndrome. it's so awkward, and what makes it worse it that people defended them so hard during promotions when it was obviously crap

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  11. SNSD and KARA choreos are really repetitive IMO.
    2autotune1 and Big Bang don't even dance. lol

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  12. ^really repetitive, you've just described most of kpop. gj.

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  13. SJ simple...it's so simple..

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  14. Big Bang - Tonight
    The fuck is up with the ~ hand movement.

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  15. all of seohyun's boring ass hand twirls and deadpan face

    all of tiffany's annoying ass head tilt
    and jessica's winks. god i wanna slap all of them when i see that in their dances

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  16. 3.25pm ^^THIS THIS THIS. thank you

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  17. Chocolat's Syndrome. Lol, it's the armpit washing and nonexistent boob grabbing dance. Also, watch Double A's So Crazy. What's up with that dance? Ah, rookie groups these days do anything for attention.

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  18. Ugh, definitely ZE:A's birdy dance in Watch Out...

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  19. @10:55 Rainbow's Sweet Dream was weird, but To Me was awesome! Well except for that part where they look like they're calling a dog.

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  20. 2pm's hands up
    suju mr. simple it looked pretty much like all their other choreo

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  21. B2ST - Fiction Pee Dance

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  22. everytime I see Snsd - the boys, or bad girl, I want to punch my screen because it is so damn horrible...I always have the look of disapproval ಠ_ಠ

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  23. YAYAYA - t-ara. dunno why but I thought 'bad girls' choreo by SNSD was pretty cool actually

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  24. 2pm - hands up..........sucked

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  25. ShitoColat - Syndrome. so fucking weird

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  26. constantly seeing seohyun's repetitive armpit's and tiffany's stiff moving in the boys /face palm

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  27. Syndrome by Chocolat.

    the song was ok to me... but the dance was just wtf? tia, you look like youre washing your armpits, not dancing.

    i do like chocolat but that. was. the. worst.

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  28. Pretty much anything from JYP (Rain is/was the exception). But 2pm is especially terri-bad at dances. Odd, considering that Junho and Wooyoung are actually very competent dancers.

    Bonus: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNBTxeAR6oc

    It's bad because it's JYP dancing and singing to Tell Me.

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  29. @318 Lol, looked like he executed that slide okay.

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  30. @4:22 Bad Girl had horrible choreography. They looked like they were terribly drunk and dancing at the same time. When you watch it, you think "What the hell are they doing?" I can't even describe it in words.

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  31. 2pm dances sucks ass...

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  32. i think 2pm dances sucks without Gay (jay)

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  33. ALL SNSD DANCES SUCKS!! ALL THEY DO IS TWITCH AND SPEND..GOOD MOVES WHEN HAVING SEX

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