Friday, December 23, 2011

Troublemaker



There's a reason why it took me so long to review this. I was avoiding this shit like the plague. Then three weeks later (the other day) I watched the MV and wished I could go back in time and kick my own ass for watching this MV. You know what the best part about the MV is besides 4:20? The first ten seconds when there's no music.

 
Okay, I came into this song not knowing who the fuck Hyunseung is. The only Beast members I know are Kikwang (how could I not know him? Fucking Kikwang fans never shut up about him on Hyosung's YT videos) and Yoseob. Speaking of Hyunseung, whoever composed this song did a good thing giving him most of the lines. I really had no problem with him in the MV...except that he looks like girly as Hyuna, but that's expected of a male idol.

Here comes Hyuna to fuck shit up. She can't sing and she can't rap for shit, but I'll get on that later. I want to talk about how Hyuna fails at being sexy. At 1:14, she's grinding her ass on Hyunseung. Normally I'd be like "Damn, that guy is lucky." Not this time. Grinding your ass on someone else's ass isn't appealing. First Hyuna spreads fecal matter to our ears whenever she opens her mouth, and now she's spreading her fecal matter onto Hyunseung's ass.

Speaking of Hyuna's shitty rapping, good God, I'm conflicted. I'm wondering if I should go listen to GD&TOP's Oh Yeah...in Japanese. Yes, this chipmunk's rapping is grating on the ears. As for her flow, it's like when you're sitting on the fucking toilet trying to take a shit and you find out you're constipated. Yeah, no fucking flow at all. just mute the fucking MV when she raps and enjoy her ass at 1:37.

Thank God I'm done with this shit. Seriously, for Hyuna's next title track, just make her lip sync to someone else's lines. She should just focus on shoving her ass into the camera. That's the only reason why I watched this fucking MV. My ears are like the assholes of little boys and Hyuna's rapping voice is like Jerry Sandusky. Stop molesting my ears.

23 comments:

  1. I watched it for the first time today too. idgaf what people say, Hyuna is hot. In a very slutty sort of way.

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  2. got to disagree, i loved the mv

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  3. It's not even a JS & Hyuna song it's a Hyunseung song feat. Hyuna.

    sb! I'm a Hyuna stan.

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  4. here is not kpop secrets ok? its kpop slap you in the face reality

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  5. the song sucks but Hyuna is hot

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  6. Hyuna is synonymous with fap. Honestly girl just STFU and go straight to AV. I'll buy everything you make.

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  7. I like K-pop because I don't like paying for my porn

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  8. the song is not bad but hyuna, she can't rap for shit. thank god Hyunseung did most of the singing

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  9. HYUNA PLEASE SPREAD YOUR FECAL MATTER IN MY FACE! UNLIKE THESE UNGRATEFUL BASTARDS I'LL ACCEPT AND APPRECIATE IT!

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  10. Let me give you some background on Hyunseung. He's lead vocalist in B2ST, dancer. He was to debut in Big Bang, but he and Seungri were cut, brought back, and Hyunseung was cut for good. Why? No charisma, he didn't have any talent in being a good performer, however good his singing or dancing.

    I didn't think Troublemaker was bad, the only part I disliked was the overdone sexy concept. I like Hyuna, but I'm tired of the concept Cube keeps giving her. It's not even subtle anymore. Hyunseung was somewhat boring to watch in this video too.

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  11. I don't like Hyuna and I'm not interested in Hyunseung, but this song is OK for me. I like it, but not the MV...

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  12. Hyuna's sing = failed
    Hyuna's rap = failed
    Hyuna's trying to be sexy = epic failed

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  13. Your review always made me LOL'd so fucking hard, the MV is horrible, that guy is soooo fucking pretty, and i barely hear anything from this MV, the only good thing about this MV is watching hyuna shaking her ass while jerking off on your dicks

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  14. I've thought that Hyuna tries too hard to be sexy ever since I first saw her in that performance of Lipgloss/Pay Day that Tasha rescued.

    Hopefully CUBE's next subunit won't get a shitty song like this; Jiyoon is the only phominuteslut I can stand.

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  15. IMO Bitches can say whatever they want but CUBE has a nice logic here.

    Hyuna = popular (because of her tryhard sexiness). can't sing or rap for shit. her dancing is mediocre. She owns pretty much all the fans of 4minute.

    Hyunseung = unpopular and constantly overshadowed by his (far more interesting) groupmates. good singer and good dancer but 0 stage presence which makes him kinda boring. Least popular among B2ST fans.

    Trouble Maker: Hyunseung doing 95% of the singing in the mini album and saving the live performances + Hyuna bringing attention to this.

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  16. muahahaha i like this post!!! I hate her too because of in her young age, she acts like she is high class wh0re and errrrrrh she is so disguisting. Her vocal is so terrible and also her rap also isn't good. Her face isn't pretty i think. She is so fake. She looks sexy but her sexiness isn't natural. You know, like trying hard to make her look sexy and cute at the same time. And those all are failed, hyunA. You are really like a b!tch. Even my little sister said that at the first time she watced the mv. Remember bubble pop... Ugh please her b0obs and its cleavage are disguisting!!!

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  17. I'll be honest and say I love this song. The whistle is Kill Bill awesome and Hyuna, although her rapping leave something to be desired, she dances well and... she's gorgeous. The MV storyline is silly but it's just fodder for sexy dancing.

    Tbh, i've been waiting for idols to come out and be proper sexy like this. I got what I wanted and with an awesome song (minus rap part)

    p.s. @Mira, go back to school, hun.

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  18. yea thanks for reminding me to go back to school. I'll go back soon after holidays -,-

    i don't hate her before. Im not an antis of any group or singer before. But hyunA..... After saw bubble pop for the first time i feel so disgusted and suddenly i hate her. She is the only one that i hate in kpop.

    I like the song but not her part. Her vocal is bad -,- -mira

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  19. I think this would of been better with maybe Jiyoon and Hyunesung instead of him and Hyuna. Hyuna is already getting so much exposure and her vocals are weak compared to Jiyoon so it would of sounded better for starters, Jiyoon would of finally been recognized and when I saw her on immortal song I realised shes just as sexy as Hyuna! FUCK YOU CUBE STOP GIVING HYUNA SO MUCH TO DO SHES BEEN LOOKING TIRED THESE WHOLE PROMOTIONS -.-

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  20. Mira is high class whore. I likey likey dat.

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  21. OMG thank you!!!

    YES i also did not know who the fuck Hyunseung was and i didn't understand why anyone cared since all people talk about is Kikwang and Yoseob!!

    And as for HyunA agree she totally failed at being a good singer and good whore in this song!!

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  22. o.O am i seriously hearing this?
    i wouldve turned lesbian once i saw that video.
    i would probably agree that the rap was not done well but dont blame hyuna on it ==' she didnt compose the song.
    but everything else is awesome ^_^

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  23. u must be kidding, ok,hyuna is hot maybe almost like a whore but she can rap on herstyle, and hyunseung is real talented in both singing & dancing. you have check your ear!

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