Saturday, December 10, 2011

lulz Hyomin.

so skillful unnie!
Astounding, right?! Our fellow Kpop fans seem to think so as well!


I hope you got that, sexual connotations and all. Comments like these make me question why we hate fangirls, they're so fucking entertaining. But speaking of Hyomin's physical appearance, she reminds me of-


Yep. nom nom nom. Johnny is super delicious. Hyomin however.... In her attempt to emanate sexiness, she ended up losing all her appeal instead. Not to mention she looks like a stick, holds a stick (stay classy plis), and her fucking haircut. You just know the makeup artists laugh their asses off every time Hyomin leaves the room. She probably feels it too. From (supposed) trendsetter and selca queen to fugly old hag and master of the cane, she has fallen quite a bit.

Luckily, we still have wonderful wonderful wonderful (fuckable) wonderful Soyeon. She's seriously just so great (and fuckable).  Fuck T-ara (take that as you will), Soyeon should go solo. Dance all slutty for us like Hyuna did. But for now, I'll be content having her as leader.




Not that it means jack shit. Especially in T-ara.

32 comments:

  1. youtube comment legit made me laugh

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  2. You know FRESH, everyone's entitled to an opinion, BUT YOURS IS FUCKING STUPID! YOU'RE WRONG FRESH! HYOMIN'S HOT (at least with the extensions she had on during one of the perfs).

    P.S. Come back FRESH, need more shitty 1 line articles that are redeemed with Suzy gifs.

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  3. Lol I actually know that commenter. xD

    I still want Hyomin to beat me with her stick.

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  4. She can toss my stick from hand to hand.

    Now that's cool.

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  5. You are not only hate fangirls but you all hate everybody except your biases. How funny when you keep saying fangirls are delusional but every time I read something related to Soyeon here, I think some authors delusion level is worst than some fangirls(¬-̮¬)

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  6. Someone please post that Hyomin opening up legs dance gif.

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  7. ^ The one from IGCBOY?

    But hey, now that Hyomin won't be the leader once January comes, maybe she'll revert back to her old (on screen) personality instead of this diva one she has had for the past five months.

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  8. Soyeon? SOYEON?! You are automatically disqualified from everything in life.

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  9. Hyomin sweaty balls beat me fap aah

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  10. @Anon 7:41, truth.

    Soyeon does not live up to the hype. I wish she was hot or a good performer, but I can't stan her just for her voice :/

    Also, she's looking mighty plastic lately...

    Anywayz, Hyomin is a horse and a whore and I'm glad her reign of terror is over. If Soyeon does one thing as leader it should be sticking Hyomin in a corner and leaving her to hump the wall for attention.

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  11. @9:50 i think you and a lot of people forgot the definition of horse. there are only two horse in kpop. baby j and jessica

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  12. Soyeon is so overrated. She looks dead and plastic on the stage. Does she try at all? Her voice and performing skill just reminds me of an old woman. Well, nobody tries in T-ara so I guess Soyeon shouldn't bother.

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  13. 3:54 - I am extremely Soyeon biased, but there's nothing delusional about it. She's not the greatest singer, she's in T-ara ffs. I just think she's cute as fuck.

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  14. I still can't believe Horse Leader Hyomin cute her beautiful mane!

    NEY! :(

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  15. Soyeon - cute plastic
    Hyomin - hot plastic
    ????
    FUCK ALL THE HORSES

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  16. Plastic is never cute or hot... Soyeon and Hyomin (and Qri) need to lay of the "injections" fo'realz yo~

    Heeha.

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  17. Qri - fucking plastic

    LOL

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  18. I love the T-ara posts, always hilarious! XD

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  19. Anon 12:39 is so rightttt

    Soyeon always seems to have the same expression, nothing really stands out about her and her voice is only good compared to other T-ara members.

    AND WHY THE FUCK DID HYOMIN CUT HER HAIR WHEN SHE WAS GOING TO BE WEARING FUCKING EXTENSIONS AND FUCKING WIGS DURING SOME OF THE PERFORMANCES FOR CRY CRY?!

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  20. Wit no Suzy gif I'm disappointed

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  21. I didn't like Hyomin before, but at least she was somewhat attractive... now that she cut her hair and started following SNSDs diet plan she's just UGH! :/

    Anyway, all hail plastic Queen Qri!

    (Can someone tell Soyeon to lay off the injections? She doesn't pull off the plastic look as well as Queen Qri. Or if she is going to get injections can she get some in her up lip? Its so thin and make her look like a decade older lol)

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  22. Soyeon is a whore, so is Suzy...lol

    But seriously, I think all authors on AKF should hide their true feelings and refrain from revealing their favourite kpop idols. Because once you do, all the trolls will be having a field day by trying to proof that your bias worth less than a piece of shit. (well, or worth as much as a piece of shit)

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  23. hyomin's been really skinny lately but she's still hot!

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  24. Freud said all relationships were sexual, but he might have been wrong. When a woman holds something in her hand it's a sign of dominance with no overt sexual implication. When the singer passes the baton from hand to hand, it shows the controls both the light and the dark.

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  25. ^Yeah, okay... whatever.

    Hyomin needs to eat a fucking burger and get some good extensions. Anorexia is not cute and neither is the basic hair cut.

    Just staying.

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  26. Soyeon could never go solo. Her voice is okay, but nothing to write home about and she's weak performer. I could only see her being marketable to the older crowd, but I don't see KKS investing money in that.... When T-ara disbands I hope to see her on a couple of OSTs and on a few variety shows. I wouldn't get my hopes up for more.

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  27. @Pantagruella

    When Hyomin holds my dick in her hand it is a sign of dominance alright. Fuck the rest of that shit don't care had sex anyway

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  28. That stick is my dick.

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  29. would someone plz explain the sexual connotation behind her stick dance move?

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  30. @Anon 1:58 Super late, but I agree. I could see Soyeon perform some OST songs, or be in a vocal group surrounded be 1-2 more talented singers, but I couldn't see Soyeon going solo. I like her on variety shows though, which is where I see her going after T-ara is done.

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  31. LOL YES VERY TALENTED WITH STICKS (COCKS) HANDLING!

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