Saturday, December 3, 2011

TOP-OPPA CAN DANCE!!1!one

This one had to be shared with the world.



Did you see the way he slid across the floor! He is practically a pro now. Watch out, Taeyang, TOP-oppa's here to steal your position of only dancer in Big Bang.

Fans and VIPs alike are all erupting with comments highly praising his incomparable moves:
"pshaw TOP has always been the real main dancer CHOOM TOP ILU "
"TOP IMPROVED SO MUCH ! Lol ! I always knew that if he danced at 100% of his capacities he would ROCK ! I was impressed !!!"
"Ooohs! Hes sexy. LOL, and he's got some niice smooth moves now!"
"THAT'S MY BOO T.O.P KILLING IT ON THE DANCE FLOOR I LOVE IT"
" To whoever said TOP can't dance: WHAT NOW BITCHES?! Have a good day. ^^"
"OMG! TOP! SINCE WHEN DID YOU LEARN HOW TO GLIDE?!"
"GLIDING LIKE A BOSS EH!!!"

Is that really gliding? I kind of thought it was the idol version of sweeping the floor.

I am a VIP and I love TOP, but that video gave me second hand embarrassment.

Also, wtf was Seungri doing back there? A ho-down?

Crazy Update:
I found some rational netizens. Who knew?
"T.O.P cannot dance his body is to stiff, his body is stiffer than a boner."
"Lmao everyone knows TOP can't dance, looks like he's been taking lessons from Taeyang aka the embodiment of dancing hotness."


MORE UPDATE:

I think this was by far the best thing I have ever seen in my life in regards to K-pop. Words cannot express the hilarity. Everyone, go watch it now. TOP has proven my judgements wrong. Not only should he take Taeyang's place as lead dancer, but Park Bom's spot as lead vocalist, too.

18 comments:

  1. "his body is stiffer than a boner" - lol'd.

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  2. Where's the music? This reminds me a little of that awkward flashmob in NYC.

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  3. lolwut....top is overrated mmk?

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  4. i can do that too...

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  5. wow he can drag his foot... he trained three years to be this good...

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  6. Omg, TOP's singing in IATB was so scary :(

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  7. He must have smoked some weed beforehand.

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  8. ^I Am The Best by 2NE1

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  9. TOP oppa is too thin to be hot now and he still cannot dance to save his life :(

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  10. Sorry VIPs Tabi still can't dance for shit. Like the OP said that first video is full of second hand embarrassment. The IMTB is pure gold. I'll gladly take this TOP over the fake "the official pimp" image fans seem to love/believe so much. I wonder how much he had to drink before this performance?

    @Xissuomynona
    I agree TOP's way to thin and gaunt looking to be hot now.

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  11. I'm pretty much anti Big Bang (GD) but i thought them singing and dancing to IATB was sooooo cute.

    T.O.P can do no wrong in my eyes so let him glide all he wants cos opparr can dance bitches!!!

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  12. Liley! Nice to see you around. =D

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  13. top sucks he was born with a dinos skeletal

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  14. Top is cool, mang.

    Wish I looked like him. Instead I looked like Hyori's BF.

    :(

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  15. Shin!!! Nice to know that i've been missed?

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  16. I love TOP but he cannot dance, but still... fuck him for trying. <---- hypocritical statement like this don't deserve to infect the world.
    TOP is amazing, he may not be the best dancer or rapper in the world, he may look very strange sometimes and seem a bit...nutty but no matter how bad he looks when he tries i appreciate that he tries his best. all your hating ain't removing a single won from his pocket. Realism.

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  17. I can't tell if you're being serious about not seeing the sarcasm in the prasises and if you're really that stupid or if I'm stupid for not being able to see your sarcasm of seeing the sarcasm in the praises i mean I really, really can't tell.

    But just so you know the fans were being gleefully sarcastic about his skills and top was being embarrassing on purpose that's what he does okay

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