P.S. I read the term for the first time today, so don't blame me if I'm a year late.
- Sunhwa has officially become the hottest member of Secret. No, not just because Hyosung is beginning to lose her appeal; Sunhwa has simply gotten a lot hotter. Watch out for this classy hoe in 2012.
- Jessica accidentally blinded a fan with her super-shiny forehead, who took the case to court and asked for $10,000 and a video of Sica sticking a cucumber up her ass as compensation.
|bitchface is back|
- IU has taken a fancy towards dancing. Notably: shuffling. Which was cute the first time (actually, every time, she's fucking adorable), but really, I think she should just stick to singing.
And before you ask, no, Hara still can't sing. Why?