Thursday, December 15, 2011

Jo Kwon makes my day

Oh, he literally did. I was having a hard time being stumped on what to write but Jo Kwon made it easy, almost too easy if you ask me. My savior posted this godly picture of him with two other angels that must’ve heard my prayers and complaints about the slow days in Kpop.



I’m so fucking amused JYP actually approved of this targic picture going up, motherfucker must’ve been high out of his mind.

Happiness overfills me as I crumble down to the floor laughing my ass off at this shitastic photo. Just look at them, Kwon with his bright smile of shining creepiness, Sunye’s beautiful presence that’ll make even the trolls cry in shame as they throw themselves off a cliff while thinking ‘We’ve totally got nothing on her’. But even Sunye got nothing on our honorary birthday boy. JYP is the real winner tonight by taking the achievement of derping on a whole new level.

In all seriousness, I hope no more idols post such monstrosity. Sure, it’ll make you giggle like the little girl you all are but don’t let those smiles fool you, it can haunt your ass in the middle of the night and make you wet your beds like it was being 5 all over again, which I think shouldn’t be a surprise to most of you here, right?  Mhmm that’s what I thought.

8 comments:

  1. Can't tell if this is an undigested Sekhmet post or literal shit.

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  2. I swear JYP looks like Donkey Kong...

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  3. Shut up you dirty fucking 50 year old pedofile.

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  4. Ehh, enough with the new authors mon. Pick the one that gives the best head and fire the rest. Shit, even trolls need management coaching.

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  5. Why are there so many new authors? Their articles are all pretty shitty.

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  6. And also, so far I only like Conundrum. He/She reminds me of Shin-B.

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  7. alright that's it. I see one more retarded article from a newbie and I'm jumping ship. you guys want to be The Economist of the K-pop world, then get your shit and your opinions together.

    6theory may suck and it's full of the butt-fucking hardcore fans you guys trash all the time, but at least it doesn't have that tryhard vibe that you guys wear like it's the emperor's new clothes.

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  8. The fuck are you talking about?

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