Saturday, February 21, 2015

Three Month Report

Let me take a break from doing something important such as fapping to Han Hye Jin reading to make this report.
It has already been three months since I have taken over AKF as the head administrator and I would like your guys' input on how I am doing.



From my own viewpoint, I think I am doing a good job with what I had planned for AKF: to make it the most hated K-pop site by SJWs.

Really, my debut article could not have gone any better. So many people got mad at me for writing about how ugly Suhyun is. You know someone has to be ugly if I wouldn't sleep with her.

Then the Bashing Thread on OneHallyu got all riled up because I called Jonghyun a faggot. Which, honestly, he probably is.

And now the hate tweets are being directed at AKF again.


I love how people get so mad about what we do in our spare time. I'm sorry that you guys spend so much of your time absorbed in K-pop.

How do you guys think I'm doing so far? Any suggestions? Comments? Hot pictures of Han Hye Jin?

Anyway, in a semi-related note, don't expect AKF to be back posting until the end of the year. All of his free time is spent studying for the CPA exam.

29 comments:

  1. Now that OH constantly redirects to porn these days you'd think AKF would seem relatively tame in comparison but I guess not.

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  2. You're writing style is almost identical to AKF's which is fantastic. I legitimately thought you were the same person when you first joined. If I had to request anything it would be more of those hilarious fanfics

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    1. Will do, once everything slows down for me. Those fanfics usually take a good while to plan and write, and I don't have the time to write one for a couple of months.

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    1. Claim dangerous work environment to make millions.

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    2. Will do. Please anticipate my upcoming lawsuit against new head administrator!

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  4. Ur ok. Just ur articles are a little (read: A LOT) on the gross side. Basically sulli_fag with less butthole. :)))

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  5. B-but how can I have AIDS if I'm a lonely virgin who never leaves his parents' basement?? And I thought Dad just stepped out to buy some cigarettes from the gas station, he'll be back soon right??? (´・ω・`)

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  6. lesbian-fetishizing-anti-lgbt comment is pretty accurate if u ask me

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  7. WHO DARES TO OFFEND THE FANFIC GOD

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  8. YOU HAVE AIDS AND YOU'RE GONNA DIE JUST LIKE THOSE UCAADS IN AFRICA KEKEKE SO FUNNNAAYYYYYYY

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  9. Tbh I really don't have an opinion on you.

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  10. Despite what a lot of people including yourself have said, I don't really think of you as an AKF or sulli_fag clone. I feel like you, like all the other authors, bring something unique to the table. Having a constant theme like pegging probably helps reinforce your own distinctive style.
    I would just like to say that I enjoy your decently lengthy posts a lot more than your really short ones. I wish you would write more of the former because your G-Dragon fanfic was especially entertaining. But I realise that you're busy.
    As for pissing people off, I think it's a good sign and reading funny hate comments really does make writing for this site worth it. But at the same time my personal feeling is that garnering hatred just for the sake of it shouldn't really be the ultimate goal; it should be a side effect of the real aim, which is to entertain like-minded kpop fans with our own thoughts and humour without using politically correct sugar-coated writing. I dunno, I wrote an entire wall of text dedicated to the hate comments directed at us, so maybe I'm in no position to say this.

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    1. Fair points, but I do think that I already meet this requirement: "which is to entertain like-minded kpop fans with our own thoughts and humour without using politically correct sugar-coated writing".

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  11. NOOO YOU WILL NEVER BE AS GUD AS AKF OPPPAA!! lol jk I think you're cool just fucking disgusting

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  12. You had that one story that almost made me puke dude

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  13. You know you're doing great when you're already getting hate tweets. In all seriousness, you're alright keeping the site flow going along with the other authors. Keep it up!

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  14. I enjoy your articles, and especially liked the fanfic one. Keep it up, oppar!
    Also it still puzzles me that the majority of people don't enjoy this glorious site and the authors' fine sense of humor :/ The shame of it.

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  15. Congratulations on Han Hye Jin's pregnancy. You must be really happy right now.

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  16. LOL I did not know that there are more than one person posting here. You are good like the rest of the members(?)

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    1. Lol seriously?? When did u start visiting this site?? Yesterday??

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  17. People take your comments too seriously, and THAT is where all the problem starts. Other than that your articles are very AKF like...fanfics are good but Kpopalypse is still the No.1 among all Kpop writers

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  18. I didn't even know who HanYeSeul Fag was tbh.
    Haven't visited the site in ages due to too many new writers putting out try-hard articles.

    This is just my frank opinion but of course I can't expect every writer to please everyone.
    You just need more experience I guess, so keep it up, HanYeSeul Fag!

    My fave existing writers: AKF and Sohyunna

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  19. You're doing a good job. Keep up the good work.

    P.S. my first post in ~3 years

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