Tuesday, August 9, 2016

Black Pink Fucking Sucks



Listen to Twice instead! If you really want to know what I think about Black Pink, read below.



I had some hopes for Black Pink. Not high hopes, but at least some hope. Visually, Black Pink is a major upgrade over 2NE1. I thought maybe Black Pink would go a different route than 2NE1. No. Wrong. The members may look better, but it is the same exact garbage as 2NE1 has been releasing since 2013.

Imagine you are lucky enough to have a foursome with Momo, Mina and Sana. You're going down on Momo and after eating her out, you take some Astroglide and drench your dick and her pussy with the lube. You insert your dick into Momo and feel some weird bumps as your slowly insert. You thrust all the way in and as you pull out, razor sharp edges start pulling on your dick. You pull your dick out of Momo's pussy and you see your dick is all torn up and bloody.

You think that's bad? That's just the beginning. Momo starts laughing as a black tentacle shoots out of her pussy and the end opens up to reveal a mouth with razor-sharp teeth. The tentacle latches onto your dick and slowly starts eating away. You start screaming in agony as Mina comes up behind you and sticks one of her fingers up your butt. Maybe you'd enjoy it IF YOUR DICK WASN'T BEING CONSUMED BY A FUCKING TENTACLE.

Mina starts chuckling as a tentacle sprouts from her pussy and starts going up your ass. The tentacle slowly starts eating your colon and you keep screaming in agony. Sana walks up to you and caresses your face. "You're making too much noise," she says as she shoves your face into her pussy. Maybe you'd enjoy eating Sana out IF TWO FUCKING TENTACLES WEREN'T EATING YOUR DICK AND ASSHOLE. As Sana's about to cum, instead of her squirting all over your face, A FUCKING TENTACLE erupts from her pussy and shoves itself in your mouth. Gallons upon gallons of semen is shoved down your throat.

And you would prefer that foursome with the J Trinity going wrong rather than listening to Black Pink's awful debut songs ever again.

29 comments:

  1. This is actually my fetish.

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  2. You should have written...

    ...Sana walks up to you and caresses your face. "Shy Shy Shy," she says as she shoves your face into her pussy.

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  3. ...I would 'foursome with the J Trinity going wrong' again

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  4. Screw BlackPink, let me get tentacled

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  5. Teddy is running out of ideas. Time to recruit a new composer YG.

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    1. Teddy has long run out of ideas.

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    2. Most of his ideas involve Yeseul.

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  6. 1) Like I said in the other thread, the big disappointment of B-Pink is 'cos of what they could've been. A YG version of a typical girl group could've been great.

    2) Well done to you for persisting with the threesome in that scenario, despite being raped by razortentacles.

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  7. meh...based on that threesome description to explain BP, i'd say u liked it :P

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  8. All the new generation girl groups have now debuted, I think TWICE will end up as the dominant one.

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  9. i 100% agree with arcadey

    https://twitter.com/arcadeyblog/status/762741215859122176

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    1. LOL there are some gem in it. Black Puke, YG stans = K-pop's Katy Perry's stan lmao.

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  10. Sounds like the music video for DyE's song Fantasy.

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  11. Twice's Cheer up is good compared to whatever blackpink just shat out because we're scraping the bottom of the barrel with blackpink here.

    Boombayah is the better song but seriously cant YG even give good songs to their nugus?

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  12. I swear the two songs are cringy af especially "Boombayah" this song in particular is Literally TRASH it's like your hearing an unfinished song ! So messy not even a better trash than 2ne1 ' s trash songs ... i expected Rosé's vocal color to be strong and powerful Jenny can sing better than her also Lisa ' s rap parts in the two songs are just cringe worthy af .. i only like Jenny tho she acts her role as CL well

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  13. Twice is my opinion is tragic af. Mina and Sana can barely perform live and Momo is an okay dancer. It ain't that real

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    1. It's either you can sing or you're hot. They're hot. 'nuff.

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  14. I rather listen to BlackPink's songs over Chorrup anyday, Chorrup annoys the fuck out of me, and even with all that autotune they still sound like shit, YG groups can't sing for shit either, but they sound ok on studio which Twice can't do.

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    1. Meh blackpink Stan...

      I don't even like both groups. Cheerup isn't quality content and blackpink just look like kids trying to be sexy. #Disrespekt.

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    2. I don't know Red Velvet & Twice fans are actually not that annoying but this Black Pink pussies and their cunt fans are obnoxious as fuck.

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  16. Okay, so you walk into them and you rip their pants off and stick your dick into their hot vaginas. And then black pink walks in and tries to fuck your life by singing I mean screeching their idiosy. You decide to have s3x with Twice in public than listen to Black Pink and at the end your dick dont exist.

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  17. BP sucks dickhole especially that Thai pussy Lisa.

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  18. When will their sextapes be released??? I really like to see that New Zealand born Korean gook Jennie Kim sucking a BBC same with Australian born chinky Rose.

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