Tuesday, August 2, 2016

YG's New Girl Group Is 2NE1 2.0



The one in fishnets must be able to sing, right?

From my careful Youtube comment reading, I've determined that the blonde one is Lisa, the one in fishnets is Jisoo, the one with the hat is Jennie and the other one (braids?) is Rose.

If I had to take a guess right now, I'd say Jisoo is Dara because she can't dance for shit but models, Jennie is CL because she's an over-promoted yet mediocre rapper (love you though, CL) who hangs out with G-Dragon, Rose is Bom because I don't like her face and Lisa is Minzy because she can actually dance (though in truth I also don't like her face, sue me). Thankfully YG will give them all horrific hairstyles so that I can tell them apart!

They'll be fine, probably. We'll see how my predictions pan out!

16 comments:

  1. Please don't get my hopes up with a new group, I've been craving good 2NE1 music for many years.

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    1. It's YG - they'll have two good songs, then they'll get given Creative Influence© and release a load of shite

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    2. good 2ne1 music, does it even exist?

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    3. Here's my rhetorical "yes" to your rhetorical question.

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    4. Correct answer would be no

      but srsly, I don't find even their debut songs all that great

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  2. Their dancing isn't as impressive as the original choreography, although this is due to the fact that not all of them are professionals.

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    1. The thighs will not be shown.

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  4. It wouldn't be the first time YG decided to replicate one of his groups.

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  5. Listen to Unicorn - Blink Blink. it's great.

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    1. Holy moly this video needs a seizure warning. Sounds like RV to me.

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  6. DID THEY DEBUT YET?

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  7. bias ranking so far: lisa, rose, jennie, jisoo. Over-hype is always better than 'under-hype' . Im looking forward to them and I hope they do well throughout the year with the 6-8 MVs/songs promised. I dont particularly care for visuals and they dont have to be the #1 dancers, i just hope the music itself is awesome and stand out among the masses in a good way. Perhaps become real artists one day rather than just idols.

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