Korea is a nice country full of wonderful people. It's located on the eastern coast of the Asian continent.
I don't know much about Korean history because I'm busy being a k-pop star so I asked the girls from AOA but they didn't know either. They said that our president is busy rewriting the history books so they didn't want to comment on history and get it wrong and upset their sensitive fanbase, but once the books are all rewritten they're going to learn what's in them and let you know all about it.
Koreans work longer hours than anybody else in the developed world! However don't be fooled - Korean workers actually have the lowest productivity of all OECD countries, and it's probably because they're so busy building up their own businesses on the side.
|Smart office attire could mean a worker cares about her presentation in the workplace, but it could also mean she's practicing clothes-making so she can start her own business and leave you in the lurch. Don't be too trusting of co-workers!|
It's fun to travel in Korea to see important sights that will fill you with Korean pride, however the roads are very dangerous, public transport is safer! When using public transport, it's best to travel light!
When it's party time, Koreans definitely like to have a drink, and the favourite alcoholic drink of choice in Korea is soju, depicted below.
|The soju is somewhere on this shelf, I think - sorry I was a bit tipsy when I took this photo.|
The other common Korean leisure pastime is prostitution, which is unfortunately very popular and makes up 4% of Korea's GDP.
|Prostitutes can be identified by a general lack of clothing, low moral values and a tendency to abscond with other people's money to feather their own nest. Avoid!|
To make your time in Korea enjoyable, don't associate with prostitutes or you may end up with diseases, broken friendships or strained business partnerships.
It's important for Koreans to love their country but people who post about it on the Internet are probably just showing off.
|Say it, don't spray it.|
|Go go Korea! Can you feel the Korean patriotism emanating from this picture?|
Don't forget to listen to Girls' Generation (少女時代) while you're in Korea! Here are our albums that you should listen to!
Thank you for reading this guide! Please watch over us fondly!