Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Dance group Black Queen to make their official K-pop debut, proves what we already know



If you've never surfed through YouTube looking for some fan's dance covers to laugh at, then you've probably never came across BLACK QUEEN's . I must addmit that i consider them to be pretty badass, in comparison with their counterpart, Waveya, who're there just for the boners.

[MV Review] G-Dragon - One of a Kind

YEAH IT'S LATE AS FUCK BUT I'M GOIN HAM THIS WEEK MOTHERFUCKERS

PREPARE YOUR ANUSES FOR ARTICLE SPAM

FIRST UP GD'S ONE OF A KIND.



YOU READY FOR THIS SHIT?

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

K-netizens ranking of idol rappers


Holy shit.

I know K-netizens have their batshit delusional moments just like international fans but seriously. This made me facepalm and laugh at the same time but also gave me second-hand embarrassment as a Korean. For those who don't know Korean, here's how it is basically.

My final post aka GOODBYE SULLI_FAG

I decided I'm leaving AKF and here's why.




click read more to find out why I'm leaving this hell hole

Bora and Suzy twerk it out


On a recent episode of Invincible Youth 2 (ie: No One Gives a Shit Youth), Bora, Suzy, comedian Kim Shin Young and some chick I don't care about made an exercise video. The workout combines dances from the girls' groups (a move from "So Cool" and one from "Breathe") coupled with squatting and some floor exercises. Basically, what Suzy normally does in her bedroom.

Jia's Boyfriend





As we all know, Miss A stormed and shocked the universe after coming out with their lastest song - I don't Need a Man. Following the successful promotion ( I think...I don't follow kpop shows lol), Daddy JAE WHY PEE gave Jia a biological sex toy. Too excited, Jia eventually shows the world her new boyfriend. Plastic smell[y] boobs/face still lingers! However, the mechanical dick makes it a perfect present for Jia! Seriously, who needs a fucking man when you have a big black mechanical dick that can pump out mayonnaise 23/7 ( 1 hour of refilling, recharging recommended). Two times the size of the average Korean Dee....even the nigga on the left was jelly. 

PLEASE TAKE A MOMENT TO VOTE!

Monday, October 29, 2012

LEAVE LEETEUK ALONE

LEETEUK OPPA IS FINALLY GOING TO THE ARMY OMOMOMOMOMOMO I'M SO FUCKING SO SAD. US ELFS SHOULD SUPPORT OPPA AND SUPER JUNIOR ESPECIALLY IN THIS HARD TIME

PROM15E TO 13ELIEVE, 10VE THE REMAININ9 9, PROT3CT THE MISSIN9 4 (??)

YOU WOULD THINK THIS IS EASY TO DO BUT SOME PEOPLE WON'T GET THE MEMO. POOR TEUKIE OPPA IS SUFFERING EVEN ON HIS LAST DAY AS A FREE MAN OTTOKE

LEADER OPPA CAN'T EVEN TWEET IN PEACE WAEEEEEEEEEE

Sunday, October 28, 2012

The shocking truth behind the other members of 4Minute


Recently I saw the new Hyuna MV, 'Ice cream' and thought it was terrible, but that's beside the point. I already knew about Hyuna because she's "the-girl-without-eyebrows" in 'Gangnam Style' by Psy. Anyway I was intrigued by her lack of  eyebrows and decided to Wikipedia her and much to my surprise she's actually in a girl group called '4Minute'.

When I read that name I was vaguely reminded of a song called 'Volume Up' which made me go "Huh, I thought that was a 2NE1 song", before realizing that 'Huh' is also a 4Minute song. I know this is confusing but bare with me.

ELFuckers being soppy and stupid all over again over Leeteuk's enlistment

Ok, so I'm guessing anyone following Kpop news has heard that Shitteuk is set to do his mandatory service in the ROK Army by the end of this month. And ELFs have given very, very sorry-ass soppy, stupid and delusional (and funny) comments at the latest AKP article that wrote the happy news. (what can I say, they're among the most batshit of all). I should have gotten popcorn and soda for entertainment.
 
Swear to god, of all boy group fandoms out there, ELFs are amongst the most stupid alongside VIPs and Hottests, to name a few. I'm ashamed of their existence but hell, that's why this blog exists.
 
Or he comes back as a big fat slob like Kangin who stuffed up on too many burgers and pizza to cope with the depression of being unable to get over the fact that his fellow soldiers don't like drunk bastards that hit-and-run the road or bashing people at the local bar and then failing to turn up at the police station when requested to do so.

Thursday, October 25, 2012

Say hello to soyeon-fanboy

Owing to a certain person here mentioning soyeon-fanboy at Tumblr (and me looking up for pics of Boram at the same time to fap and fantasize because she looks so adorable I'd give her a bear hug and bang her if she asks me to) at one of my previous articles, I decided to give it a more indepth search and found this hilarious post (and I don't care how old this is).


Getting By With a Little Help from Stevie Wonder

Let me get this out of the way: I love the Wonder Girls. I constantly listen to "Irony," "So Hot" and the entire "Wonder World" album. Hell, I even watched that Wonder Girls movie they aired on TeenNick. Lol, nah, just playin' ... OK, yeah I did.


Mmmmm, cheesy


But my love for WG makes what happened this week so very painful.

[UPDATE] One Does Not Simply Reject a Fat Whore

When last we heard of our intrepid fat whore Suzy(<3), she was attempting to peddle her wares at Ian Somerhalder.

Some shit must have gone down, cause Suzy ain't happy.

"YA DON'T SAAAAAAAAAY."

Sohee leaks her sex pics online

Not to be outdone by her hoobae whore Suzy, Sohee has decided to release some pics from one of her fingering sessions with Taecyeon Ian Somerhalder.

MMMMMMhhhh *pant* right there, unnghhhhhh ...what now, Suzy?! that's right, bitch, unfff..

Other kpop sites have tried to spin this as merely a theme for the photos rather than the real deal, but when considering that, I would ask you to RIDDLE ME THIS, BATMAN:

*gasp* let me catch my breath.... whheeewww... your fingers are like magic...

WHOSE ARM IS THAT IN THE RED BOXES? It's clearly a man's arm! And then in the top blue box you see someone's jeans, and in the lower blue box it's clear he isn't wearing a shirt!

We all know fat whore Suzy sucks seven cocks from Sunday, but she keeps it to herself. Sohee is trailblazing new frontiers of kpop whoredom.

Monday, October 22, 2012

So You Think You Can Write



First time in about a year that I've written a post about applications to become an AKF writer. I've removed six authors for inactivity, since they hadn't written anything for months. So, I figured I'd give this a shot again.

The rules are different this time. I always used to ask for specifics when it came to applying. This time, just email me at antikpopfangirl@yahoo.com and prove that you can write for the site in your own way. I won't ask you to write an MV review and a news story. Do whatever you want. However, I won't be lenient like I was last fall. Last year, Shinbi and I thought we could "train" an author. How did that work out? All of the applicants from last fall didn't last long at all. Zaku was the only nigga that panned out, but I already knew him from 6theory, so it was an easy decision to hire him. Bottom line, if your application is garbage, I'm not giving second chances.

Friday, October 19, 2012

Ailee's I Will Show You MV


Ok guys...this is my first MV review, and I hope it will be a good read for ya'll :)

Your boy Reehji has been listening to the mini album - Invitation by Ailee for a while now. I actually like it. It's a little different from a typical kpop album (mind you, i don't really listen to kpop at all.)

"Suzy shade"

Hyuna + Ice Cream=KAWAII AND DICK BACK



WHY YOU DO THIS TO ME!? I WAS IN GANGAM STYLE VIDEO!

Thursday, October 18, 2012

Old news, worth a shit reading

Yea, I know this is old as a fucking hedgehog corpse on the highway since it was posted last month and that most of you probably don't give a shit about that Hwayoung/T-ara issue anymore but man, this particular nutcase needs some sense knocked into him. I was tempted to not rub out this guy's username and all that shit but what the hell, doesn't hurt to be slightly nice for a turn.

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Great Kpop Journalism

Song Hye Kyo already has CFs with them, Koreaboo.



Even though Koreaboo messed up, well, at least they didn't report that Song Hye Kyo died. You know, I'm sure that no international Korean pop news site has ever ran an article about a celebrity dying without confirmation.

Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 18

This week's submission comes from Zephyr:


Friday, October 12, 2012

Delusional Queen in Youtube

LOL

And I thought T-ara's antis were crazy fuckers in the Internet.

 
 
If there's anyone as delusional as VIPs (GD's batshit fuckers in particular), ELFs (SHITTEUK AND SHITDONG OPPA DIDN'T MEAN IT!!!) and Hottests (seriously, what sort of name is this?),  it's people like Obamaphiliac.

Gain is a wonderful female

I don't have to write shit this shit writes itself, nigga. Like seriously this shit is writing itself right now. Don't even click on the read more tab because there really isn't anything to talk about.


Thursday, October 11, 2012

2PM's Junsu Loves Bathrooms


"The bathroom. I’m always in the bathroom when I think of ideas and melody. Then I record it in the bathroom on my phone as a voice memo.


Well that's pretty fucked up for someone who's the only decent-ish singer in a group of talentless wannabes who seem to think ripping their shirts in public is counted as a talent itself (yes, I'm looking at you, Taecyeon, you arrogant motherfucker). Bathrooms are for pissing and shitting. There's a bloody good reason why toilets were invented.

This guy probably spent a good deal of his time in the bathroom at school whenever he got thrashed by someone. Probably writes erotic fics and ideas how he'll make his pleasure time with the other members even more memorable (and quite possibly other fags in JYP such as JYP himself, Jo Kwon and the list goes on since inbreeding in that piece of shit company is not unknown), while thinking of erotic melodies to accompany it and fapping at the same time.

Or alternatively, he probably has the tiniest dick out of all 2PM members (not that their own dicks are likely that big to begin with in comparison) and is afraid of being bullied of it, hence avoiding the fap circle the group has every now and then. Rumor has it that Jay Park had the shortest one before he got the boot but since then, Junsu replaced him.







Saturday, October 6, 2012

Question of the Week 62

So uh. Late again. *cough*

Sorry guys.

I promise to try to be more timely from now on.

Maybe.

This week's question comes from Xiss, who asks:
Who is the idol you think is so good looking except for one feature that bothers you a lot/distracts you?

Anti Kpop-Fangirl Fanclub Name

Hello readers.

So back when we hit 3 million readers, I posted an article asking you guys to choose a fanclub name for yourselves. If you want to see all the submissions, please refer to: http://antikpopfangirl.blogspot.ca/2012/08/anti-kpop-fangirl-fanclub.html

Now that we have hit 3.5 million views (that's 3.5 million kisses for all you lovely readers), I have finally narrowed it down.

Thursday, October 4, 2012

Midget Junior

Was snooping around the AKP forums a while back, found out that ELFs would be sorely crying their eyes out to see that some of their beloved oppars are not so tall after all. And holy shit, even my brother who's only 13 years old is probably the same height as them - and will tower over those four little dwarves like that big white guy in the middle by some point next year.


When Shitteuk heads off to do his mandatory military service along with any other fucking Midget Junior member in the future (and not that public service work crap like Shechul's doing), he'll probably be surrounded by some bigger guys who'll feel more than willing to haze the fuck out of him when they see how much of a fucking midget he is.

Shitdong will probably overbloat himself like a hot air balloon before he gets the draft, unless the law changes that even fatties like him need to do service as well - and probably will be hazed more than anyone else.

The truth hurts, doesn't it, ELFs?

Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Letter to Tia from CHOCOLAT

never break break my dick hehehe
I have written a love note to Tia. For those of you who want to read it. It is lengthy and it is 100% real. These are my true feelings

Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 16

This week's comment was submitted by tryptophobics, who writes:

From Twitter.
Basically Orange is worried about Pink betraying her RL boyfriend for her SS501 bias Jung Min.

Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Waveya Got Street Cred

Being featured on World Star Hip Hop means you're hot shit as our oppas from Big Bang can attest to.

Imagine my shock when I found out Waveya was on the front page.


TRU GLOBAL SUPERSTARS Y'ALL

ALSO:
I know I've been lagging on my articles and shit, school started again!! I'll work on em soon. :D

Hyuna's Gotten A Boob Job

I shit you not, I swear to the Goddess of Fapping that Hyuna (aka Cube's black hole of talent) has gotten pissed at all the attention A-pink's Eunji has been getting in recent times. And so, Hyuna prayed to the Goddess of Fapping for 'assistance', eventually gaining bigger boobs.



Pretty sure Hyuna was about as flat as paper all this time but alas, she's gotten jealous of Eunji's recent successes and the fact that Cube revealed she was only a prototype for making the ultimate future idol (which is Eunji, who's also 10x more talented) made her all the more determined to settle the score by getting a boob job (or by stealing Jessica's bras like Yuri did). I don't know if Eunji's got a comparable chest but hell, for all you sexually deprived fuckers out there enjoy fapping to Hyuna, fap away.




I'm still looking forward to PhoMinute fans to start shitting big time on Cube, complaining and getting butthurt that A-Pink and Eunji are getting 'too much' attention, hence starting a fan war much like how batshit ELFs and Shawols rant on about SM not giving enough to their imaginary husbands and blaming SNSD for all misfortunes.

How to be the Next Dara

AKF has recently formed a new training agency that can transform ordinary girls into kpop global stars. For all of you guys who are dreaming to fuck bang SHINee members, flirting with the likes of EXO and Super Seniors Junior all day long, there is no better chance.

We also have recently established affiliations with a few rubbish outstanding agencies in the kpop industry such as Open Your Eyes, Fuck Your Oppars, Sullifag is a Fag, and many more.

Don't YOU want to be the next Dara? Does the thought of banging SHINee intrigued you? Are you useless enough? Can you not dance/sing/rap? Do you want to do nothing but act cute/sexy and earn respect from 10 years old kids? If any of the above answer is yes, time to test your chance and give us a call!

We promise, you will be the next big star while still having 1% of your life untouched. If that doesn't sound appealing enough to you, please consider that we are giving out warranty for 5 years after debut. We promise that you will be better than that failed allkpop's idol group [ New F.O.].

Monday, October 1, 2012

[MV Review] Baek Ah Yeon - Sad Song


The first contestant from Kpop Star to debut is Baek Ah Yeon. She joined JY PEEEEEEEEEEEEE and got to debut solo. Park Ji Min, who won Kpop Star, also signed with JY PEEEEEEEEEEEEE but some fans are wondering why Park Ji Min is debuting in a duo and not solo while Baek Ah Yeon got to debut solo. Who knows, and honestly, I really don't care. It's not like Park Ji Min is going to debut with Sohee or Hara, so I think people are worrying too much.