Thursday, January 31, 2013

[MV Review] Chuck - Mine

Well folks, since the day DBSK basically imploded, people had begun to lose hope that the JYJ half of the equation would ever do any promotions for new music ever again. Or rather, would ever be relevant to the rest of Korea ever again. What with netizens shitting on JYJ (dey call em Crime-Y-Crime in Kolea) and their continual cockblocking done by SM, things were looking dire for the motley crew. It's not coincidence that the last studio album released by JYJ coincided with the birthday of AKF. Without anything better to do, Chuck, aka the biggest J in JYJ, started up this blog in order to bitch at the crazy fangirls that had and continued to make his life a living hell.

In any case, SM's lawsuit settlement finally eased some of the pressure on JYJ's excommunication from the Korean music industry, and with the new window of opportunity opened, (RE)ENTERED CHUCK.

Here's my long-awaited review of Chuck-oppa's latest cumback to the KPop scene.



What in the actual fuck

Yeah so this is J-pop not K-pop but I don't give a fuck because the same insanity leads to it. Apparently Miss Minegishi Minami of AKB48 was caught having a sleepover with a boy idol so management does what? Well they don't fire her like others because she is too popular. Instead they drop her back down to trainee and make her shave off her hair and apologize to fans and then publish this for all the world to see.

On the one hand I don't want to show you and add to her public humiliation, but on the other hand I think if viewed in the right attitude the video should only be a shame to her management. Ultimately the former won out, so you can go find it yourself if you want to see what the insane fanboy/fangirl mindset does.

What I want to draw attention to is that they did this to satiate the rage of psychotic possessive fanboys. This is the kind of disgusting, dehumanizing thing that the mindset leads to and outside of rape and sexual assault this is the worst I have seen an agency do to one of their idols. She has been made a shame unto the whole country and for what? For being a human being and having feelings for someone and wanting to be with them.

Fuck you, insane possessive fanboys.

Fuck you agency for fully playing to them.

Fuck you "slut"-shaming culture of hypocrisy.

Fuck all you crazy ass fanboys and fangirls who would pressure agencies to hinder idols from knowing and sharing love like normal human beings.

Fuck anyone in Japan who sees this happening in their culture and doesn't say shit against it.

You sick motherfuckers.

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 27

Well my FISHies! It is 2013 now. Time for another full year of listening to stupid fangirls online!

Sorry that this first Stupid Things Fangirls Utter post is posted so late. I was busy with life and sifting through the e-mails of submissions. 

Shall we begin?


Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Rainbow Makes Breast Teaser Ever

Okay so there's no breasts exposed at all in the latest teaser picture, but I just wanted to make the pun.

Jaekyung<3

re: re: re: plastic surgery

Everything I learned about PS I learned from U Go Grr

There's this little website out there called Soompi, maybe you've heard of it? Anyway one of their authors wrote an article in response to another article based on a segment called This American Life which airs on NPR (at least where I am).

Fuck You, 'Yes' Lingerie

Remember Hyosung Appreciation Day? More photos from the pictoral are out for viewing pleasure (read: fapping), but the reality was nowhere near the expectations set by the first leaked shot.

I am not a happy camper.

Sistar: successful girl group or front for nudist colony?




On a recent episode of "Shinhwa Broadcast," Sistar's vocal powerhouse Hyorin was revealed to sleep naked. Specifically, Shin Hye Sung introduced her by saying her name's Hyorin and she sleeps naked, which might be the best introduction for anyone I've ever heard.

While reading about this, though, I couldn't help but think, "Wait, Sistar's talking about being naked again? Didn't this just happen?"

Monday, January 28, 2013

Nichkhun's Big Move

Following Nichkhun's car accident (which no one even remembers about thanks to T-ara), JYP had him and the rest of 2PM lay low for a while in order to "reflect" and stay out of the news.

Now 7 months down the road (hah), Nichkhun and the boys make their comeback into the public eye with an appearance at Universal Studios in Japan posing, in front of all things, a car.

dis gun b gud

Sunday, January 27, 2013

Eunji Hates Worst Korea

  

So, Eunji tweeted this picture of her hanging some oranges out the window to cool them off. Naturally, for breaking a traffic law, netizens were upset with Eunji. Looking deeper into it, there is a motive behind this.

Saturday, January 26, 2013

Seriously? SMH Kpop fans.



Well, after just about two years, I didn't think people like this would still be out there, but I guess Kpop fans are masochistic to the point where they don't mind me and the other authors pointing out how little of their brain they're using. I mean, if you're smart enough to use Twitter, you should have the cognitive power to...analyze...and think...and deduce...and reason. But nope.

Rainbow didn't disband!



It has been since the summer of 2011 since Rainbow has promoted in Korea. They joined the girl group rush to Japan in the fall of 2011, only to find that T-ara was the only group out of all of these groups to debut in Japan to receive any kind of success, yet none of the groups did well in Japan to the extent of Kara and SNSD. So, Rainbow pixie, a subunit--let's just stop here. Rainbow Pixie was awful and I reminded myself of their awful existence writing this sentence. Moving on. So, it's been a year since that awful experience, so what the hell has Rainbow been up to in the past year?

Friday, January 25, 2013

Question of the Week 70

This week's question comes from tonedead:
Which idols do you think are super slutty? Which are still virgins?

Thanks for your submission!

One of a GAIN=Trolled 2013 (video included)

I was on http://pervingonfemalekpop.tumblr.com/ when suddenly I see these 2 gifs.



ummmmmmmmmm wait WTF!?!?


10 things k-pop can teach western pop music


Some guy on AKP forums made a post about 10 things filthy Westerners Americans can learn from grorious k-pop asian music.

If only you were real Bieber-san.

Thursday, January 24, 2013

Sistar19 comeback and I love it

I find the group Sistar to be tremendously hot. The other day I was watching a Korean music show on TV--you know, the ones where a group comes out and performs one songs then takes off. Well, I was in the kitchen eating shiitake when suddenly I heard Sistar on TV singing ALONE (great song IMO), and I fanboyed and ran to the living room couch with eyes attentive. I found myself thinking how beautiful they were and enjoying their performance too. Yes, of course I enjoyed their legs moving and swaying and pelvis humping the air gods, but I enjoyed their stage presence also. I'm not always a pervert---mmm bora fap fap faps into shiitake.



Dust in the WINDDDDDDD...ALL MY GAS IS DUST IN THE WIND

Wish my mother had these legs.

Tuesday, January 22, 2013

MFBTY - Sweet Dream



Man, I thought I hated SNSD's I Got A Boy, Tiger JK hated it so much that he had to shit on it in his new MV with the project group My Fans Better Than Yours, consisting of himself, Yoon Mi Rae/Tasha and Bizzy.

Monday, January 21, 2013

Shawol: Watching MVs makes you pregnant

I was screwing around fapping at more revealing pictures of Boram and reading up about the shitstorm T-ara's Soyeon just got into (I'm assuming someone else will write about this soon enough here since scandals ain't my cup of tea to write about), then got a message from a source that wanted to name himself anonymous - credits to you anonymous man. 




Captured from GAYnee's GAYcificer MV in sment channel in Youtube, despite having been released 3 fucking years ago, batshit Shawols are still active there trying to defend their precious oppars are straight.

A day in the life

I'm not really sure why, but Gillette asked KKS to film his usual day at the office for this CF.


Sunday, January 20, 2013

Baechigi is still #1 on the charts


I thought I was the only one who cared about Baechigi, that's why I had never bothered to review the MV. Plus it would have forced me to look at Jiwon's face for three minutes. Do I really deserve that kind of punishment? Fuck no. Anyway, I was browsing allkpop and saw an article about Baechigi staying atop the charts. I was surprised, because usually a group like Baechigi might stay on top for the first day, but then start falling down after that.

Friday, January 18, 2013

Hyosung Appreciation Day



No one gives a shit what I'm writing right here. Is anyone even reading the text?

Question of the Week 69

Heh heh...

Today's QotW is number 69.

Hehehe...

Dirty.

So to celebrate, we will have a super dirty question!

...

..............

I can't think of one. I am too innocent minded.

Thursday, January 17, 2013

Dani is a True Thespian

As you all may or may not know, soon-to-debut Dani (of T-ara) has been making waves in the acting industry for her performance in the critically acclaimed drama School 2013 for her amazing depth of character and startlingly moving expressions.

When you see it, you'll shit tears.
But haters are going to hate, and poor 13(?) year old Dani is facing netizen backlash because no one can truly understand her true jjangbak skills.

[MV Review] 2Yoon "24/7"


Ever since I found out 2Yoon's debut song, "24/7," was going to be country pop-themed, I've been quite excited for its release. And a little frightened of the outcome.

Once the banjo-laden teaser came out, I basically started foaming at the mouth. I loved it.

That being said, in full, "24/7" disappointed me slightly. The teaser was so addictive and country, and the full song diverged from that more than I'd hoped.


Dammit, why couldn't it all just be banjo?

SISTAR Optical Illusions

SISTAR are the best girl group because they have powers that can warp the very fabric of reality.


Y'all basics ain't got shit on Hyorin's right hand.

That, or Dasom's absence is creating localized rifts in the space-time continuum. In which case, we're fucked cause no one ever remembers Dasom.

No but seriously, who photoshops a selca like this?? And so obviously as well? It's like a slap to my face and all the photoshopping I've ever done!!

Monday, January 14, 2013

Would you watch a porno starring Yoona?

Fangirls demand Oh Yeon Seo leave WGM


Mhmmmm, tits. Oh, wait, I have an article to write...but I'm distracted by those tits.

Mad fangirls still demand Oh Yeon Seo to leave WGM just because she's dating Lee Jang Woo. My first thought when the scandal erupted about two weeks ago was "Who gives a fuck? WGM is fake, so why do people even care?" Then I quickly came to my senses and remembered that fangirls aren't rational. For all I know, they have a hidden agenda against her because Lee Joon wants to titty fuck her but he doesn't want to titty fuck his delusional fangirls.

Tits.

Saturday, January 12, 2013

Youme's performance grabbed my eyes

I don't know how many of you watch Immortal Song: Singing the Legend but I admire the show and its previous ones because it has shown singers with at least decent talent pull off wicked and solid performances that make idol groups performing in shitty music shows like MBC's Music Core, KBS's Music Bank and SBS Inkigayo look like chimpanzees and clowns in a circus, while also pitting them in a competition on who gets voted first place by the audience and wins prize money.


Note: Fast-forward to 1:20 if you want to start with the performance and miss out all the talking and all that.

Thursday, January 10, 2013

Double Yoon or 2 Yoon?!? Plus, no one gives a shit about the other gals in the group

So tell me (you damn Koreans/pinoys---long live NIPPON), is this 2yoon shit pronounces TWO YOON or DOUBLE YOON. Heard it both ways and now it's annoying the fuck out of me. Somebody better answer my question or I'm gonna hump this photo and bukkake their lips and pigtails. Please!?!? Niggas!?!? Tell me the right answer, I don't even listen to Kpop and shit so I don't have an answer for this question.

Also, my penis is throbbing and has hair on it.

um, and...wish I could Colgate the fuck out of their mouths!


Country Kpop


Ugh, I've started to care about 4Minute subgroup 2Yoon.*

My change of heart came about this week when Cube announced the concept of the group's impending album: country pop.


Oooh, sounds gimmicky. 


Wednesday, January 9, 2013

[MV Review] Kim Sori - Dual Life

Many of you (me included) may not have known who Kim Sori was prior to this release, but with the help of really shitty media plays, her comeback managed to grab my attention. Full review after the jump.


This Sooyoungster needs help




I'm perfectly sure there's a lot of reasons why people think Sooyoung is not absolutely perfect and the best looking member, aside from Sooyoungsters. 

Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Oh Prophet...what have you become?

Anyone catching up on IRIS 2 news would probably have figured by now that KARA's Jiyoung decided to kick the bucket and preferred having group sex with her fellow members in Japan, probably somewhere at a hotel in the red-light areas of Tokyo, Kyoto or Osaka (I know this is what you all KARA fanboys would want). Hell, maybe even invite a few of their Rainbow labelmates to join in. But that's beside the point

Going by the title, some of y'all may know who I'm talking about. Or not. But what the hell, the delusion is what matters.


I agree about Eunjung being a decent actress with Kim Soohyun and that the Fat Whore and Doucheyeon should fuck off from acting for the rest of their lives (2PM is also pretty stale and irrelevant so to say they're a national boy band seems pretty off though). I truly do. That's a damn given that I'd give you a medal for.

But the more I read this, the more it seems like you're claiming T-ara are super idol actresses or some shit.

Jay-Dragon are Real OG Kush Masters

Did you know Jay Park and G-Dragon were best friends? I did actually.

When GD first broke headlines with his marijuana scandal, I instantly knew which of the Kangsta Klique to blame for his infection. Jay motherfuckin' Park. GD had to get it somewhere, and who better to supply him with it than outcast Korean-American Jay Park. With a steady supply of the green, Jay Jay was more than happy to trade some of his greens for GD's greens if you know what I mean.

In any case, when GD uploaded this picture of the two of them toked out like the three mofos at the end of Pineapple Express, I wasn't surprised.

BLAZE des FUCKDOWN
Netizens replied: "Omo, I didn't know Jay Park oppa and GD oppa were friends!" "Too much swag to be held down by Korean societal judgement~" "JAY DRAGON IS BEST OTP," "WeedBros so cute~" "SWAGSWAGSWAGSWAGSWAGSWAG," and "Jay Park should ditch that tiny cocksucker Dik2 and sign with YG Family!!"

Sharing a joint or two on Instagram might just be #yoloswag420 but we should all keep a weather eye on the horizon for potential collaborations. After all, this won't be the last we see of Jay-Druggin, I guarantee it.

Monday, January 7, 2013

Chuck-oppa Readies Most Flamboyant Comeback This Side of Jo Kwon

Our very own founder of Antikpopfangirl is ready to make his triumphant comeback to the KPop world!!

In addition to a solo mini album release, Chuck has announced plans for a mini-concert and fan-meeting as well. Titled "Your My & Mine," Chuck hopes to rekindle the flames of love his fans have kept strong for him in his trying time of absence.

Check out his teaser pics after the jump~

"I'm so fab, it's painful for me."
Click to EXPAND

Sunday, January 6, 2013

[MV Review] GLAM - I Like That


You wouldn't think that I would be in the mood to listen to another idol song this week after SNSD tortured me with I Got Multiple Personality Disorder. However, I remember enjoying GLAM's song about carpet munching, commonly known as Party XXO. I didn't have anything to lose since my expectations for any song coming out this week were vastly lowered.

Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Baek Ji Young - Hate


After SNSD dumped in all of our ears, Baek Ji Young knew that our ears needed to be healed, so she teamed up with Yiruma and released an awesome song. If SNSD's I Got A Boy could be compared to two fucking fat midgets rubbing vomit and shit all over each other, Baek Ji Young's Hate would be steamy hot lesbian sex between Han Ye Seul, Han Ji Min and Lee Na Young in comparison.

Yes, this is one of those "I think this is fucking awesome, just listen to it" articles.

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Tuesday, January 1, 2013