Tuesday, April 1, 2014

Hot Male Fanservice

Male fanservice seems to be highly requested by the peeps these days, so I saved all them other authors the effort and looked up some sexy dudes for you to drool over. Thank me later.


Before the jump, a picture of Baekhyun. I know at least one of you likes that.





Catering to your Shindong Fetishes too, and pre-'stache Siwon


TVXQ Changmin's moobs


Daniel Henney the tease


Chuck Jaejoong


So Ji Sub


Joo Sang Wook


Jo In Sung (see his butt in 'A Frozen Flower')


See you soon for more, leave your request for your choice of eye candy if you wish.

46 comments:

  1. when you post baekhyun you're supposed to post his hands not his face

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    1. lmao!
      He does have pretty hands though...
      I'm more of a thighs and butt kind of girl in all honesty(yes on men). Than I have ver liked abs on a dude. Probably explains why I like Onew and Xiumin so much beside their adorable faces XD

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    2. baekhyun's hands are flawless
      lmao 'yes on men' dw my thing for hands/necks is at least equally weird :'D

      xiumin does have one hell of an ass though

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    3. Me and suho_ftw nicknamed him SeXiumin <3

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  2. He's so fine in Cunning Single Lady. I want his body...on top of mine...all night long. :-).

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    2. Hum, that's nice to know I guess? Go write a fic about that somewhere else lol

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  3. Needs more Daniel. I want to do dirty things to his jaw line.

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  4. Shindong has abs? Impossible!

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    1. he edited his face onto jay park's body and posted it on his twitter a couple of years ago, it was for laughs

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    1. Did you want some smut?
      Well once there was this rabid fan girl who always got a raging lady boner for Daesung. One day Daesung was in Japan riding solo because no1cur about him in Korea. This girl took this as an opportunity to get in Daesung's pants, so she bought a ticket from her hometown in Nowhere, Oklahoma to Tokyo. She didn't realize how long the flight was, how expensive shit is in Tokyo and she totally neglected the language barrier. This leads to Out heroine camping outside Daesung's Japanese apartment instead of staying in a hotel. One night when Daesung was sleeping she crept in with a thing of chloroform she found at the Sex toy store down the street, a bag of various merchandises from said store and a towel she had stolen from Seungri when she had been his Stan. Now she cuffed Daesung to his bed by his hands and feet, but he didn't even feel it because he was used to doing the same thing with GD. Upset, she took out a huge dildo and rammed that thing up his ass. Daesung was waking up so she held a towel with chloroform to his mouth quickly before he could know what was going on. Then she took off her clothes and proceeded to rape him. When she was done she peed all over him and left a pile of shit by his face. Not satisfied, she went outside and found a box. She released him from the bed and tied him up with some rope. She shoved him in the box and duct taped it shut, only poking out a tiny air hole. When Daesung finally came to, he felt the Big dildo still in his ass and he could smell the excrement laying around in the box. By the time she got to the box again he had died from suffocation, totally covered in shit. She untied him and did his nasty body again before proceeding to puke all over the corpse and go slit her own throat. The end!

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    2. This might beat blue's Hoya fanfic what the fuck did I just read

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    3. you had me at the towel lmao

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    4. That's the funniest smut I've ever read.

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  6. When you see a picture like this, your view of Baekhyun is definitely going to change. Yeah, Krakenoid, I agree with your label.
    https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/69397_544334975593926_431899537_n.jpg

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    1. That. Is hella disturbing

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    2. i dont remember where this was or how reliable the source is but i read a really long time ago that a lot of the time people tend to like women's faces that have 'masculine' features and men's faces that have 'feminine' features

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    3. You mean like this?
      http://cdn.themetapicture.com/media/funny-Thai-girl-boy.jpg

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  7. Male service on akf? The apocalypse is fucking near

    Thank you so much, and no pretty estrogen filled boys either, my dick thanks you

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    1. Minus baekhun and shindong though

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    2. I put them first so you wouldn't feel yourself going limp lol

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  8. chuck oppar is looking fiiiiiine!!!

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  9. Unfff Daniel Henry. ♥ ..uh could I request some Chen, Kai, Taecyeon, and some current pics of 2pm's Junho?

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  10. that's not So Ji Sub it's a guy from boyfriend.

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    1. yes chaser era sungyeol pls
      and bonamana era kyuhyun

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  12. April fools day article !

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  13. That's a weird looking So Ji Sub.

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  14. I think it's time I helped you with this, sis. I don't want to see any Lee Jong Suk popping about anywhere on here. I might just scoop my eyeballs out with a hot spoon.

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    1. Yes m'am, your request will be recorded promptly.

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  15. Daesungs face. That's the real shit.

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  16. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ET1-EvXFl88

    Watch this teaser if you're into guys who are older than you but look like your little brother.

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    1. the teaser isn't promising but hopefully this won't suck as much as heaven's door
      eric nam is so much better than his original songs

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    2. It sounds more upbeat than his last, so it's got that going for it. Whether that means anything remains to be seen, I guess.

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