|She's comin' for you!|
Soompi recently confirmed that the rumours about one of the members of the Divine Nine being arrested are, in fact, true and are about Hyoyeon herself (as confirmed by SM).
Basically, Hyoyeon got herself sloshed - like a true Amazonian - and decided to play some rather questionable games. She ran up to a balcony and tried to throw herself off, whilst play fighting with her "friend" that tried to stop her, but ended up getting poked in the eye. Hyoyeon's sissy friend called the police and Hyo ended up paying a visit to the slammer.
What a puss puss friend. I would be in jail for the amount of times I've whacked/smacked/slapped/kicked/punched/strangled my friends if they were all a bunch of pussy satyrs like Hyoyeon's "friend" here. I mean what kind of a friend does that because their turnt friend got a little too hammered and poked them in the eyeball? Not to mention that this guy was a man and it wasn't like she poked him in the dick!
Damn fool. I just hope Hyoyeon rips him a new one once the international undeground k-pop fandom calm their tits over this minor incident which some people are trying to turn into a T-ara "bullying" incident 2.0.
A strange rumour about this whole incident circulated the world wide k-pop web of lies, last night and goes something like this:
“My friend’s sister’s friend’s dad is a police officer, and yesterday (May 30), Hyoyeon tried to commit suicide because she’s bullied by Girls’ Generation, and when some guy saw what was happening and tried to stop her, she said she was just going to kill herself and hit the guy. They went to the police station, and it was a huge mess!!!”Yeah lol, the moment you see "my friend's sister's friend's dad" in the same sentence that tries to tell us that Hyoyeon wants to kill herself because she's being bullied, you know someone's spreading a big fat whopper like butter on toast.
...But there are actually Netizens that believe in this lie.
8. [+97, -13] SM's story doesn't make sense. Hyoyeon's being bullied in SNSD and she tried to commit suicide by jumping off the second floor before getting caught by her boyfriend. Netizens know this rumor... how can SM think they can cover it up as just an incident?
10. [+82, -13] So was that rumor, right? That she tried to commit suicide because she's being bullied? Then this is worse than T-araYES! It is a rumour! A very bad one to say the least, but the Netz are acting like they never got all turnt up after glugging down some Soju and then tried to play a very dangerous game. I've never been able to understand how some people are just so damn gullible. Of course something sounds "fishy" and "wrong" when it's been pulled straight out of somebody's arse and lacks any credibility.
This is why SM shouldn't have clarified anything because it only got the rumour mill all worked up. For a country that produces the second highest exam results in the world, they sure are stupid.
Now SM are planning on suing those who have been spreading the malicious rumours about not only Hyoyeon, but Taeyeon too (some people have been spreading rumours that Hyoyeon is covering for Taeyeon). I really don't want to see this turn into one huge scandal because what happened with T-ara was bad enough, and I'm sure nobody wants a repeat of the same vapid comments that happened during T-ara's fake bullying scandal.
We may never know what really happened, but if there's one thing we've all learnt* it's that Hyoyeon is not one to be messed with and she will whack your ass up like a true Amazonia sistah if you dare touch her turnt weave! Bow down bitches!
|Imma cut you.|