"Shindong Oppar is dating!!!! NOOOOOOOOO YOU ONLY LOVE ME!!!" - Shindong's fridge
"YOU BOUGHT HER FOOD BUT WON'T FEED ME????" - Shindong's
"SHINDONG OPPAR IS MINE 5EVER!" - Those five fat Super Junior fangirls
"Why does Shindong get to bone her?" - The other Super Junior members
"What happened to the girlfriend/fiancee? Damn liar, we feel bad for the girl" - Netizens everywhere
"He must form the fat into a 10-inch dong." - Chuck
With all the confusion, your friend Krakenoid decided to search for clues to find the reason as to why someone at the bottom of the chain (he's below dog shit) would aim so high when dating. The answer? Shindong isn't boning that girl!
"You must be crazy there
With this realization, Shindong decided to make being fab his goal and befriended some hot females. The reporters stalking him happened to catch him when he was releasing hid inner female BFF on the model in question.
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SM saw that the damage was too real and decided to take matters into their own hands, bribing the model to say that she was dating Shindong in order to cushion the current evidence, and so that others don't catch on to the obvious. Stay tuned for updates as Shindong plummets further into the world of the gay. I will be waiting for the day Jo Kwon ends up in the hospital because he let Shindong be on top. The ham's five fangirls will also be bawling when they learn that their inspirational idol is totally queer. Until then, let's all offer our prayers to the model, an innocent bystander who was dragged into involvement by SM. Hopefully she thinks it is worth all the shame.