Tuesday, April 8, 2014

[MV Review] Super Junior M - Swing



Fun fact: Super Junior M is the only Super Junior I like. For some reason, I really like Super Girl. I don't know. Maybe because it's one of Yoo Young Jin's last good songs before he started sucking major shit out of a cow's ass? Maybe because Jessica is in the MV? Maybe because the song is just cheesy enough to where I find it enjoyable? It remains a mystery as to why I like that song, but I just do. So, I tend to listen to Super Junior M's songs while avoiding the main group's shit (since they've been releasing the same fucking song since 2009 anyway).



I think I may know the real reason as to why I can dig Super Junior M. Leeteuk and Shindong aren't in this sub-unit. I have just never liked those two because they've annoyed me in every variety show I've seen them on. I'm sure someone like Fany is out there yelling "But the fugly fuckface Kyuhyun is still in the subgroup! I'd rather have my head inserted through Shindong's asshole right before he is about to have a severe case of bloody diarrhea while at the same time flicking Leeteuk's bean."

At first, I was digging the song. It's nothing amazing, but I was nodding my head enough not to be bored while listening. And then the dubstep break came in for the dance interjection. On its own, I thought it was a good break from the song, but then the bridge came right after, then back to the chorus, which made the song sound like utter shit to me right there. The structure of it was alright for the first three minutes, but the rest of it felt like it was trying to recreate the shitstorm of the 2013 trend of mashing several different genres together. It ultimately failed.

However, the biggest tragedy is Siwon's mustache.


He looks like an UCTICTF (Upstanding Citizen That Illegally Crossed The Fence). Or a cholo. Or maybe the remnants of Lee Soo Man's ass hairs got stuck to Siwon's upper lip after Siwon got done giving Lee Soo Man a rusty trombone after receiving a facial from Lee Soo Man.

And I don't want to figure out how Siwon got this mustache.

16 comments:

  1. SM needs to stop with dubstep breaks, it sucks, seriously, dunno how anyone could like it. ew

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  2. Was I the only one who looked forward to the song in the first 45 seconds? It wasn't even included in the album. You let me down, SuJu M.

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  3. siwon needs to go back to that shang from mulan thing he had going a couple years ago hnnnggg

    also it is 100% impossible to dislike super girl, it's just too damn catchy

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  4. I thought the song was decent. Siwon's mustache is…. ?_?

    Dude, UCAAD is bad enough. If UCAAD is "The Boys" then UCTICTF is "I Got a Boy."

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  5. I feel nasty for liking a Super Junior song.. but the chorus is actually catchy.

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  6. Not bad, I haven't actually like a SuJu title track in years

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  7. It's not terrible, but the bridge comes out of nowhere. The dubstep break would not be so bad if the bridge wasn't there afterwards. The choreography looks fun. I'm most grateful that no one is blonde. I just don't like any of them with blonde hair.

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  8. I was afraid by the title that they would attempt something like TVXQ latest comeback, but they didn't. :)
    The MV is shot in almost the same way as TVXQ's Spellbound, which I hate.
    I found the song interesting from the beginning, but entering the second verse Eunhyuk and Henry ruined the song with their awkward tone of voice/"rap". Fortunately, Ryeowook's vocals save the day. But then...oh boy...dubstep.

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    1. 1. TVXQ's new stuff is the best that they've released since DBSK wtf

      2, But yeah Henry please don't rap

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    2. TVXQ and DBSK mean the same thing. You basically said "Rising Gods of the East is better than Rising Gods of the East."

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    3. @Trifflin I enjoyed the song, choreography and stage performance. I was talking about how the MV was shot. I don't like the technique they used. i won't go into technical details because you would just get bored.

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  9. I'm not sure how I feel about this song. I like it as a whole, but it could have done without the dubstep break. I don't know why, but hearing "Swing never never give up. Swing!" in a song pisses me off.

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  10. Siwon was always an eyesore, but with that mustache he looks nasty. I will never understand why people find him attractive.

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  11. What's with these dubstep tracks.

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  12. I feel like because of the success of Growl SM is like "LETS SHOOT EVERY VIDEO IN THE SAME FASHION BECAUSE IT WAS COOL ONCE NOW WE NEED TO BEAT THIS DEAD HORSE"

    The mustache tho I'mm have nightmares

    Zhoumi and Henry looking fine so its all good

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  13. ""But the fugly fuckface Kyuhyun is still in the subgroup! I'd rather have my head inserted through Shindong's asshole right before he is about to have a severe case of bloody diarrhea while at the same time flicking Leeteuk's bean.""

    I just now read this, and yes, that was what I was thinking when you said you liked the group because of the lack of ShinTeuk. Fuckin' Kyuhyun ...

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