Wednesday, October 1, 2014

Create your own kpop scandal

dolla dolla billz, git dat money
In a year rife with scandals have you ever wondered how these things even get started in the first place? Do people just throw darts at a spinny board to come up with the latest scandal? It used to be that it required a lot of time and effort. For one, you have to be famous. Well I guess that's about it. However, with this patented space-age technology it is even easier and now you can create your own kpop scandal from the comfort of your home.

Step 1
click this button:


Step 2
consult this chart for your scandal
1st and third columns are interchangeable, or create your own!

Step 3
Throw an [EXCLUSIVE] or [BREAKING] tag on there and post it to your blog/twitter/etc.

Congratulations you've created your own kpop scandal!

52 comments:

  1. No sex tape ? Dolla dolla bill, y'all !

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  2. 817: 9Muses Bullies Sera (out of group). Wow, that worked almost too well.

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  3. 921 shindong leaks nudes of t-ara

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    1. At least it wasn't the other way around ...

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    2. That would be the start of the apocalypse

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  4. 081: Eunji gets STD from T-ara :(

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    1. thoroughly believable

      Boram is the patient zero of chlamydia

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  5. 348 - SNSD smuggles drugs for f(x)

    yep

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  6. How can I get Eunji when the minimum number is 111?

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    1. You don't, that's the good part !

      Unfortunately Hani was a casualty it seems...

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  7. SNSD bullies Raina.


    Seems legit

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    1. And I found out that SNSD refused to give a towel to Raina! Evidence!

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  9. Hahahah. Holy shit. Every scandal with Chad Future is golden.

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  10. Chad Future starts a clothing line with F(x)

    0_o

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  11. 603 Ailee revealed to have a tattoo of SNSD.

    Damn.. Gonna have to remove Jessica. Now

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  12. 421 - Soyeon leaks nudes of T-ara!

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  13. [EXCLUSIVE] NINE MUSES PEES IN THE BUTT OF RAINA

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  14. SNSD smuggles drugs for F(x). Maybe Sexica snitched.

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  15. Chad Future also peed in Exo's butts.

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  16. Baekhyun revealed to have a tattoo of f(x) THAT'S NOT A SCANDAL I WAS CHEATED NOBODY CARSE ABOUT TH... oh wait. Fuck, this is good.

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  17. 363: SNSD starts sexy clothing line with Exo.
    Boring ass scandal.

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  18. 903. [Exclusive] Shindong revealed to have tattoo of Exo.
    Ewwww

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  19. [EXCLUSIVE] Choa leaks nudes of Sera.

    Dayum.

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  20. 924: Leaks nudes of 3 pees in the butt of Sojin.
    Um.
    K.

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  21. [Breaking] Shindong starts sexy clothes line with T-ara

    Wasn't disappointed

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  22. 136 : choa pees in the butt of Ailee.
    Better than Ailee's nudes.

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  23. 774: Jaekyung draws crude MS paint of Sojin

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  24. [BREAKING] Soyeon Bullies T-Ara

    AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!

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  25. Minah revealed have a tatoo of T-ara.
    she is fangirl for sure

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  26. 9 muses smuggles drugs for Ailee...errr...let me retry...
    Soyeon gets STD from f(x)...errr....ok one last try...
    Choa pees in the butt of f(x)...oh well, no interesting matches for me...

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  27. [EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW] Minah Bullies Girls' Day

    haha k

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  28. Soyeon pees in the butt of Sera. This ain't a scandal, this is just some perv's porn fantasy XD

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  29. [EXCLUSIVE] Jaekyung has sexy time with a dashing young lad from Europe, who frequents AKP site...
    (fuck that generator!)

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  30. 312: SNSD bullies Girl's Day. Seems legit, as GsD is gunning for SNSD's throne now.

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    1. It's between them and A Pink. AOA as a dark horse.

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    2. Honestly I assumed SISTAR would be the one expected to take pole position now, with those three groups battling for second.

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  31. 476: Soyeon draws crude MS paint picture of Ailee.

    Why do I believe this would actually happen lmao.

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  32. 473: Soyeon draws crude ms paint of exo

    fuck i knew i should've put 'me' as an option

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  33. Baekhyun gets an std from T-ara! Bastard is cheating on Taeyeon!

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  34. "822: 9 muses leaks the nudes of girls day." PRAISE THE LAWD.

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  35. 628

    [BREAKING] Baekhyun leaks nudes of F(x)

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  36. 972: "Shindong draws crude MS Paint of Girl's Day"

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  37. 633: baekhyun pees in the butt of exo.

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