Friday, October 3, 2014

Six Moments When We Wanted To Jizz On Jessica


In honor of Jessica and as a tribute to our favorite list-making site, Koreaboo, I present six moments when we (i.e. I) wanted to jizz on Jessica.


In the first picture above, I thank the Korean overlords for their awesome wonderbras. Jessica doesn't have that much boobage considering her body type, but it still looks great squished together. I would jizz all over her titties.


Even without a wonderbra to assist her, Jessica's cleavage looks good. Hell, she's even bending over as a form of fanservice. It's like she's asking me to shoot a load in between her tits. So I will try, Jessica. I will try.


Pushed-up cleavage, a recurring theme, but an awesome theme nonetheless. 



I believe this is a scene from the drama which she appeared in, "Wild Romance." I don't know, as I didn't watch the drama. However, Jessica's mouth is taped up, allowing me to fantasize that she's ready for a bondage session. Would jizz on her.


The Miss Korea performance was jizzworthy. Watching that performance made me stan Jessica. I would jizz on her here.


Last is this pictorial in Elle. It's far from Jessica's best picture in a pictorial, but in this image, Jessica is slightly pulling her collar to reveal some cleavage. That makes me want to jizz on Jessica.


Commenter Lelouch was complaining about my "two minute MS Paint pictures." I didn't realize that people didn't like the lack of veiny penises with testicle hair. I assumed that people didn't want to see the veins and that girls in this era liked clean-shaven balls. So I spent five minutes this time to add some detail to the balls and shaft.




34 comments:

  1. looks like one of jessica's finger is stabbing the penis
    poor penis

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  2. Jessica was actually the first idol I ever fapped to

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  3. Click bait article. Shame on you.

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    1. It'd be click-bait if he actually wanted to cum inside her.
      These are just beta fantasies. hah

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    2. Yeah I almost "master-baited" until I saw that big hairy balls.

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  4. Have you ever drawn simpsons hentai?

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  5. 7/10. I almost came until i saw homer's dick. those are large balls though

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    1. Dude you should be a guest writer on AKF. Will surely read your articles.

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    2. I don't think you want to read the writing of someone who allegedly complained about not having a detailed enough penis...

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  6. Bless the wonderbra. Oh bless it.

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  7. I'm surprised these didn't make the list
    http://wallpapers55.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Jessica-SNSD-I-Got-A-Boy-Teaser-HD-Wallpaper.jpg
    http://img.asiatoday.co.kr/file/2013y/03m/22d/784251_0_518361_98238.jpg

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