Sunday, October 26, 2014

Dear Kwon Nara,


Dear Kwon Nara,

I would like to sincerely thank you for being hot. 


Earlier today some little kids pissed me off while I was driving into town. They were screaming at me as I passed them by, and I really wanted to back up and run those little pricks over. I have a severe anger management problem that I am able to control most days, mainly because I can just think of hot chicks such as yourself to calm myself down. 

When I see hot pictures of idols like you, it makes my day a little better. Every day I have an urge to murder someone, but pictures such as these remind me that there are good things in life.


Your pictures allow me to regain my composure and prevent me from going on a murdering spree. I don't think it is worth it to go to jail and get a nine inch black dick rammed up my ass every day as I await capital punishment. It may be Zaku's ultimate dream, but it's a situation I wish to avoid. I would even elect to move up my day of death and bypass the lawsuits just to stop getting buttfucked.



12 comments:

  1. I feel the same way man... Exact same way...
    But instead of Nara I think of Jimin (the boy from BTS however the Jimin's from AOA and 15& are lovely) and Onew from Shinee and other biases...
    And instead of getting butt-fucked in jail I would get a molested by some ripped chick (who has muscles so ridiculous that they would look ridiculous as men) who spends every waking hour lifting and curling up smaller chicks. Nothing wrong with wanting to be buff or anything but getting molested by someone so muscular male or female is probably a fucking nightmare. OoO! And I'm not talking about girls like Amber (I actually think Amber is attractive LOL) I'm talking girls like Ms. Man from Scary Movie...

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    1. I'd have a foursome will all three Jimins tbh

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    2. Jimin is unisex name? Nice to know.

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    3. I'm glad I'm not the only one here who thinks Amber is attractive

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    4. I wish for the day to jimin to take away all my pain and just fuck me in the freaking face.

      #oneCanDream

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    5. SevPoots <3 <3 <3

      jaejin fag <3

      RYAN - Yup

      cybershrimp <3

      :D

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  2. Lbr Yooyoung and Alice are the best.

    http://33.media.tumblr.com/cf77363556eee9cd89f22d98388fc824/tumblr_ncny906ZNY1sk2kqwo2_250.jpg

    God bless brunette Alice. Hallelujah.

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  3. She's hot but Alice is still the hottest one, imo.

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    1. I've got high hopes for the new members

      Seoyoung is like the lovechild of Sunny and Raina

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