Thursday, October 9, 2014

Soyeon's latest atrocity is just the most recent in a long list of atrocities committed this year

You'll burn in hell for this.
As I find myself still coping with Soyeon's atrocity that was committed this week when she had the fucking nerve to accidentally like Kai's picture on instagram, I'm comforted by knowing she's not the first or last celebrity to commit such a grievous act. 

Below is a partial list of other atrocities that have been committed by kpop this year with a ranking that shows where it falls on a spectrum. 0 is not an atrocity at all and 10 is like full on genocide (hint: nothing will be a 0). 


Sooyoung apologized for the Jessica incident. Since Jessica leaving SNSD is the greatest atrocity of the year this would easily be a 10 but I'm not sure what exactly her role was in it so I'll give this a 5.


Last month Kim Tae Woo of g.o.d committed a particularly severe atrocity when he said that in a full stadium g.o.d's fans would fill up 60% of it compared to Shinhwa's 40%. If g.o.d. is real why would he let such an atrocity happen? Thankfully he has since apologized. But can one apology truly make up for this? This is a 9.

The face of a monster.
One atrocity wasn't enough for Park Min Woo who, while filming for 'Roommate' he first fell asleep at the wheel (that's a 10 by itself) but then compounded the situation by saying a swear word upon being woken up. 10. He has since apologized but I'm afraid it's fallen on deaf ears.

Probably from hanging around E-sens. 
Simon D apologized for his grotesque behavior on Sunny's radio show earlier this year. I don't think the depths of his depravity knew any bounds while he carelessly said things like wanting to hit on Sunny and that using the body is a skill with regards to love. Considering his behavior probably singlehandedly resulted in thousands of unwanted pregnancies I have to give this a 10.


During the horrible ferry disaster earlier this year some fans rightfully pointed out that Park Seo Joon was not smiling or greeting fans like anyone owned by the public should do. Of course he quickly apologized for his disgraceful behavior but unfortunately the atrocity had already been committed. 8.

Viewer discression advised: This image will haunt you for life.
Lee Jong Suk committed an atrocity earlier this year by being an ungrateful shithead when he appeared to ignore a gift from a fan. Using the excuse that he was busy, he thought it was his manager, etc. he apologized but it was too late. 7.



As I said in the beginning this is but a partial list of atrocities committed this year and unfortunately there will be at least several more before this year ends. How much longer do we as a species tolerate this before all of kpop is thrown in a maximum security prison?




13 comments:

  1. "Considering his behavior probably single singlehandedly resulted in thousands of unwanted pregnancies I have to give this a 10." - This is the best. ahaha

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  2. I think 3 billion of my brain cells died whilst reading this and another 1 billion died because of all the sarcasm

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    1. I'll add an MS Paint if it'll take care of however many you have left.

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  3. Lee Jong Suk is way more atrocious than a 7.

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  4. Soyeon's worst atrocity would be her nose

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    1. Or forgetting to wear her circle lenses in public.

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  5. Lee Jong Suk's face creeps me out.

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    1. Because he looks too feminine? Nvm, you're not the only one.

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    2. That, and something else I can't explain.

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  6. I need a way to spin this so that Soyeon's liking Kai's picture somehow made Luhan leave.

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    1. Once again, T-ARA is the source of everything troubling in the kpop industry lol.

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