Friday, October 17, 2014

[MV Review] Jolin Tsai - Phony Queen


Based Taiwanese goddess Jolin Tsai has released an MV for "Phony Queen" before her album hits the shelves later this fall.



Based Jolin continues with her EDM music from her "Muse" album. This song sounds like it could have been on that album, but that's a good thing. This song avoids the latest trend of inserting trap beats into every part of the song.

The song is pretty solid, and I find it catchy enough to listen to, but this song lacks a powerful chorus like some of her recent title tracks (such as "Fantasy" or "The Great Artist"), so the song seems to be devoid of certain elements that would make this a great track.

While Jolin is known for her great MVs (really, check out "The Great Artist"), the MVs were always serious and with some message overtly thrown at our faces. In "Phony Queen," Jolin shows off a fun side of herself and does a comedic MV.

You really know that she doesn't mind depreciating herself by wearing a telephone bra.


I honestly expect CL to wear something like this within the next year to the adoration of Blackjacks who will say that she is so trendy.

I wanted to write something witty here about how I wanted to use Jolin's telephone bra to make a call to Jolin so that I could motorboat her something, but all I could think of was Jolin's Tig Ol' Bitties.

11 comments:

  1. With those fingers of destruction you won't let her give you handjob.

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    1. I'll just titty-fuck her then haha.

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    2. Handjobs are for pussies anyway.

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    3. Titty-fuck will do. You may even call your parents while you're at it.

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    4. i'd really like an in depth explanation why handjobs are for pussies... with diagrams if possible. like can you show a positive correlation between amount of handjobs received and level pussiness?

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  2. Is she only doing CM-videos nowadays?
    This one's for Samsung, the last one was for Pepsi.

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    1. No. That Pepsi one was specifically for Pepsi (and she has had product placement for Pepsi in a lot of her MVs). This is a preview track from her upcoming album that just happens to have product placement in it.

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    2. Coincidentally I'm drinking a pepsi while I red this in a desert the middle of fuckin nowhere.
      Obvious conspiracy that this coincidence would happen it's proof Pepsi is illuminati.

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    3. Same shit, different company.
      I mostly just buy the cheap sugar-free knock-offs.

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    4. T-ara's message got through to you.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_eo5j5sib8

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