Monday, October 20, 2014

[MV Review] Teen Top - Missing



In an effort to try and review more boy band MVs, I selected the most recent one on Loen's channel (as of October 11), so I selected this MV. I am already regretting this, and I chronicle my horrifying experience below.



0:00 - Man, I fucking hate Teen Top's music...

0:20 - Now I have to pause and give my ears a rest already. This a sappy R&B song targeted towards teenage girls to make their panties moist. I am a dude in my early 20s...so I'm definitely not in the target demographic for this piece of shit song.

0:30 - The chair choreography makes me want to watch Red Velvet's "Be Natural" MV again.

0:35 - Not the rapping, NOT THE FUCKING RAPPING!

0:52 - Thank God that shit is over.

1:15 - Is Niel the only one who sings?

1:35 - This beat is so monotone.

1:40 - Jesus fucking Christ, NOT THE RAPPING!

2:00 - Thank God the rapping is over.

2:30 - These guys need to learn from Red Velvet.

3:00 - Only 30 more agonizing seconds left!

3:33 - Finally!

I am glad I am not a chick because I would be listening to dull music like this all the time. 

9 comments:

  1. Some of us get it, Boy Bands fucking suck, I want to fap to female girl groups like a "Creeper" /antikpopfangirl.

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  2. Boring song, Miss Right is the only good song I've heard by them. I loved following along with your commentary to the video

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  3. song is actually quite ok, or my gay friends' bad sense of music is infecting me

    seriously all my gay friends either like jazz,blue jazz or r&b like wtf

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  4. I liked the beat. The twinkle sound. But anyone could sing over this and I would like it only for the music.

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  5. FFS, not this one again. I made the dumb mistake of calling this one a shitty song in the YT comments, and a whole slew of spanish "angels" zerged me! I fought bravely, but then I had to run like a scared girl eventually...

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  6. Song is shit. Chunji is teh sex.

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  7. A few of my favorite songs are from guy groups, but there aren't a lot of them that consistently release good songs. It's either crappy generic ballads or R&B snoozefests like this one.

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  8. I actually quite like it. A lot. I had given up on Teen Top after "No More Perfume On You" but this song actually made me want to give them a chance again.

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  9. I just can't take anything by a band called Teen Top seriously. and that one dude Niel creeps the fuck outta me

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