Friday, August 12, 2011

Jia voted as #1 'Avatar-girl'


It appears Jia has smoked more green than Boram (hard to believe, I know). It's okay, I'm sure being a Kpop star gets stressful, and weed provides the temporary escape that everyone longs for. Just don't get caught with that shit; Korea takes marijuana possession extremely seriously (for whatever fucking reason). Anyways.

Recently, I expressed my affections for Jia and her sex-hungry mentality. However, it has come to my attention that she has one feature in particular that make her stand out as one of of the most beautiful women in Korea (you heard me). Her magnificent nose. Netizens (from one eloquent blog in particular) have been praising her carefully sculpted nose, going as far as to call her "the classic Avatar-girl". As one doctor explained, "Flat and wide is the trend now, and those with noses that fit the description have been coined 'Avatar-girls'. Jia's nose is pretty damn flat and wide, so many teens who wish to have a similar nose-shape voted for her as the best Avatar-girl".

Although her nose is simply not as demanding as KRS-One's nutrient-absorbing ... brain on his face, it is indeed a formidable protuberance that sets her apart from and above her fellow Kpop stars.

(KRS-One, the 'Teacha' of hip-hop)

16 comments:

  1. Such a shame when your dog looks cuter than you

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  2. paper bags. she needs one.

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  3. Normally I would be all for Korea embracing different types of beauty, but the word "trend" is a red flag here.

    Stacy: OH MY GOD, BECKY, LOOK... AT HER... NOSE.
    Becky: It's so flat... and wide... I'm jealous.
    Janey: *walks up* Hey guys, what's up? Long time no see.
    Stacy: Holy shit, Janey, what the fuck happened to your face?
    Janey: Oh, I see you noticed. I had my nose done over the summer. You like it?
    Stacy: Psh! Narrow, pointy noses are SO last season. Didn't you see Avatar?
    Becky: Yeaaahh... those blue giants were sooo cool...

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  4. I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT AVATAR THE LAST AIR BENDER. BITCH GOT ME EXCITED FOR NOTHING. DIE YOU WHORE.

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  5. her nose look like pig..
    her dog's nose is better..
    what a poor bitch..

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  6. Oh, ew. Her eyes and... you know what it's just her whole face.

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  7. typical Hong Kong girl nose...what's so special about it?

    Please give me Suzy Cat Ears! I want MOAR!

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  8. I refuse to believe that flat and wide is the current trend.

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  9. "Such a shame when your dog looks cuter than you "
    idgi wouldn't you expect a puppy to be a cuter than a full grown human?
    anyway, i like how they say Avatar nose instead of black nose

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  10. Jia is so fugly and so unfortunate looking, she has really fugly features.
    She should never take I-am-trying-to-be-cute selcas ever again.

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  11. lol soo many commenters here are such nose rasicts!!! WHO GIVES A FREAK!?!?! IT'S JUST A FRICKIN' NOSE!!!

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  12. ^lol, love the term nose rasict!

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  13. it's so obvious. these girls are so sexually frustrated. it kills me how satisfying one night would be with them.

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  14. I didn't even notice her nose too busy staring at her great white shark teeth.

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