Thursday, August 25, 2011

Netizens are stunned by Manber's new girlfriend.




Recently, F(x)'s Amber or affectionately known amongst fans as 'Manber oppa' has shocked fans and netizens once again. Photos of Amber's girlfriend which surfaced on an internet community board have garnered much attention from netizens and fans alike. What has heightened the buzz surrounding the new couple is that her girlfriend is none other than Japan's top girl group AKB48's resident tomboy Sayaka Akimoto.


Netizens left comments such as :

 'Wow they both look like trannies, must be a match made in heaven'
'NOOOOOOOOOO! Manber oppa's dick belongs to me and me only T___T, I will not get deflowered by anyone else!'
 'I wonder what Manber oppa feels about his girlfriend being more talented than him!!!' 
'I am very disappointed in Manber oppa, who will I ship Krystal with now? That crying bitch Luna? hell no! KRYBER FOREVAHHHH!'

Furthermore, we hear that some Amber fans are delighted by their idol's budding relationship and have decided to embrace Amber's look in hopes of scoring a girlfriend like Sayaka too. 


Meanwhile somewhere in Japan Sayaka's ex-girlfriend Sae Miyazawa is practising her punches so that she gets to stuff her fist in Amber's face one day.

You better not give Sayaka any STD's Manber!

28 comments:

  1. your first pic doesn't work, is this based off a real article or are you just being stupid?

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  2. Do Netizens really post such comments? Or they just hypothetical?

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  3. This obviously sarcasms. Do you really think her fans call her manber oppa xD?

    Anyway. Great article hahaha.

    Manber girlfriend is too way too pretty for that tranny.

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  4. I'm in day day day day daynger..remember bahh me. OW!

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  5. Holy crap that AKB48 girl really does look like a man.

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  6. YES! This is what I've been telling people all along!
    ManberxSayaka <3 4eva

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  7. Sayaka don't like that you called her tranny.......

    http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqglxy5Qag1qm4xdoo1_500.jpg

    @anti kpop fangirl- lmao~ her features are stronger because she's half filipino. she's still pretty
    http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/9049570705/3/tumblr_lpzvevTBfh1qg0yhn
    she got a nice body too.
    http://i448.photobucket.com/albums/qq205/Afro_Stud/AKB48/SousenkyoMizugiSurpriseHappyou2011/Sayaka937.jpg

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  8. queeeeeeee?

    Sayaka is pretty. Dunno what the fuck you people are smoking

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  9. Damn not Sayaka......I loves her

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  10. you need to mark the real and funny/fake parts. i'm getting confused lol.

    mamber lol

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  11. elle resemble bien une "Butch Dyke"

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  12. @11:31, That pic of her body contradicts your point. The "girl" has no hips! No curves! Her body (her prominent shoulders and lack of curves/chest/hips) further proves that she is infact a tranny. Nothing against trannies of course!

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  13. Now that I think of it manber would do well in the korean version of hana kimi.
    Well no. She has to be pretty in the end.

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  14. You're writing style is beginning to remind me of, well, me.
    Kimvid forever?

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  15. I hope Sayaka cuts off Manber's dick. He's a piece of work that one. I will never forgive him for getting Key pregnant. It's his own fault he was suspended from SM and had to run back to the States. He also sent poor Jonghyunnie (Key's main dick) into shock and made him start pretending he's hetero.

    Fuck Manber. In fact fuck all of Fail (x) especially Victoria's Gonzo looking behind and thunder thighs Luna.

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  16. Your Jealous Cause Her Dicks Probably Bigger Than Yours

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  17. WTH THAT MANBER WON'T GET NEAR SEBASTIAN, sayaka's too precious

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  18. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhAluQHn3dc

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  19. @norman - because every female has to have the same body shape right? get over yourself. you're probably jealous because you've got bigger tits (moobs) than her or something.

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  20. She's half filipino thats way

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  21. this is bull...are u writing a fanfiction here..because this make me LOL
    i bet sayaka doesnt even know f(x) n not to mention amberwho

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  22. It seems sarcasm is lost on some people,but...?
    This was funny.I was going to write a Minber article but i didnt.

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  23. ugh... all those girls that go "lesbian for amber" Idgi, the girl is fug and looks like a poor man's (woman's?) donghae.

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  24. I dont give a fuck if manber is the most butch lesbian in kpop, she is fucking hot.

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  25. Guess what bitches.I think she looks like Kang Dong Won on that picture.LOL.

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  26. EW! AKB48 STAY AWAY!! STD COMING YOUR WAY!!!

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