Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Yuri is the #1 milk girl


When I first read the article (in English) I was like "wtf? For real? Milk girl? Are they making shit up again?" Then I clicked the link for the Korean article ans saw "우유녀." 우유 is "milk" and 녀(女) is "girl." Naturally, when I think of women and milk I think of big tits. But...Yuri won...and she has the body of fucking Skeletor. Well, it's better to have the body of Skeletor than the face of Skeletor ala Nancy Pelosi.




That hag is Skeletor in female form. I fucking swear. And every time I see her face on TV I get scared.

But back to the poll. Yuri beat out Kim Sarang. Kim fucking Sarang.




So this pole is telling me Yuri beat out Kim Sarang when Kim Sarang could easily produce more milk than Yuri ever could? Blasphemy. 

Sorry for anyone who gets a heart attack after seeing Nancy Pelosi's "face."

26 comments:

  1. THE TERMS KOREANS USE TO DESCRIBE THINGS.I CANT.MILK GIRL..?REALLY HAHAHAHA.I JUST GOOGLED THE BISH,YURI,AND SHE AINT GOT NO MILK.MILK GIRL MY ASS!!

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  2. I don't disagree with your conclusion but I think you have a misunderstanding on what they mean by milk girl:

    On August 10th, the results of a survey featured on the website of a plastic surgery clinic revealed the results to the question, ‘Which female star has a cute and chiseled face?’. The celebrity who received the most number of votes was none other than SNSD’s lovely Yuri!

    Yuri took first place with 46% of the votes, while actress Kim Sa Rang came in second with 24.9% of the votes. Meanwhile, SNSD’s Seohyun came in third.

    The director of the plastic surgery clinic explained, “The concept of a woman with superior genes, or ‘milk girl’ (superior + genes) for short, is a popular trend these days because people today want a socially ‘likable’ face. The male and female college students who took this survey wish to have faces similar to the cute and likable faces of SNSD’s Yuri, Seohyun, and Kim Sarang.”

    Source: http://tinyurl.com/452u79k

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  3. Inb4 "I want Yuri to milk me."

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  4. though i've never seen a talking pole.

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  5. ^ Ha, I got that!

    Would never have guess that's what 우유녀 would stand for. It just sounds dumb in English. Like Bagel Girl (Baby faced glamourous girl). But if it's milk you want, will you get more milk from big fake tits or small real tits?

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  6. Oh, and Kim Sarang could produce more milk than all of SNSD combined, lol!

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  7. @1:27 I already read the original article. But this post was what I would say a milk girl is.

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  8. but...i still don't get it. Seohyun has the fattest, most bloated and least "defined" or "chiseled" face in SNSD. And Yuri? She might have a good slim body, but her face is still kinda fat in the cheek area. But whatever, Korea makes up the dumbest polls...they have lots more free time then I thought they would. Also if Yuri wasn't in SNSD I doubt people would be calling her features superior, she is kinda plain looking without the dramatic hair, makeup and figure defining clothing.

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  9. I don't understand. Yuri's face actually looks like a typical korean girl even with makeup (she looks kinda like my aunt lol) and as for her body, she's never really had boobs tbh and if you wanna talk about hips, then it's all yoona...not being a hater, just saying tbh.

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  10. ^ may I please have sex with your Aunt?

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  11. i totally agree, this is blasphemy...

    i don't know who the girl with the huge rack you posted with, but she can probably milk me all night long;

    yuri, on the other hand, might last just a couple of minutes

    yejin would be tied with the girl with the big boobies:

    http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmptmlXyXE1qhrwwuo1_500.jpg

    her boobies are dying to come out from hiding

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  12. I guarantee you nerdgins that you would never turn down a milking from Yuri, Sarang or Seohyun.

    You guys may like the look of big breasts, but when you finally get the chance to touch some, you'll realize more than a handful is wasted meat.

    Unless you like being smothered that is.

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  13. Kim Sarang is for titty fucking only, otherwise she can die
    I sarang Yuri more lololol

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  14. @10:32

    Honestly non of the losers on here would deny a milking from HYOYEON!

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  15. as soon as snsd started winning a lot of poll I stopped taking them serious. Its all popularity awards, not because snsd diserve to win.. And by that I mean that when they e.g made girl groups members faces into one face and they won the "Who has the pretties girl group members face" a lot of people could agree on that T-ara and Karas faces were prettier. It's just one of the many examples.

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  16. koreans are cannibals I swear, with their insatiable appetite for comparisons with food.

    milk girl...I mean seriously, they took the first characters of Superior and Genes (in korean) and combined them which coincidently makes the word Milk, 우유.

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  17. Yoona has more hips than Yuri? Since when?

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  18. she is a bitch...always want for attention..she looks so old when she dye her hair like that colour..n skinny skeleton..bueekkkk..

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  19. those uninitiated into the charm of kim sa rang must watch that movie post haste, where she is the new teacher at a school and they try to figure out who she bangs. no, I'm serious

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  20. ^ That was a great movie. Haha is also in it and he provides some great laughs.

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  21. Son Dambi has a HOT bod. She needs to be on that list, after watching her mv saturday night, I'm convinced.

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  22. Being a Milk Girl has nothing to do with big breasts, you fucking retard.

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  23. OF COURSE SHE'S MILKING ALL THOSE PUSSY AND DICK!

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